Things to think about
Why must I prove that I am me to pay my bills over the phone? Do strangerscall to pay my bills? And, if they do, why don't you let them?
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can
be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.
I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the
195 lbs. I've gained.
I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks,
"Who does something like that?"
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just
give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?
Four-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Jeff Gordon announced that this will be
his final season of racing. You could tell it was time for him to retire
during his last race when he had his blinker on the whole time.
The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is
inversely proportional to the severity of the storm that's coming.
Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' .....If
you're in Denny's and it's your birthday... your life sucks!
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need.....not
all this, "how did you get in my house" business!
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today....Pretty sure she's going
to get me something.
I can't understand why women are okay with JC Penny's older women's line of
clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
Comments (2)
This is entirely true.
Also, when a woman says 'what?' she is giving you a chance to re-word what you just said.
We are such simple creatures, if you guys just read the manual.
And as for the speed in which a female replies to Whats wrong, reminds me of a girlfriend I once had, When she was mad at me she never said a word to me, sometimes for 3 or 4 days.The old silent treatment,
Thanks Jim, You got me thinking,as well as laughing