Little Bruce
> Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10> years old, but they know they are in love.
>
> One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce
> goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
> Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,
> "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask
> you for her hand in marriage."
>
> Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr.
> Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will
> you two live - ??"
>
> Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce
> replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than
> mine and we can both fit there nicely."
>
> Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will
> you live ?
> You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to
> support Jenny."
> Again, Bruce instantly replies,
> "Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a week
> & I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60
> bucks a month, so that should do us just fine."
>
> Mr. Smith is impressed. Bruce has put so much thought
> into this.
> "Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured
> out. I just have one more question.
>
> What will you do if the two of you should have little
> children of your own - ??"
>
> Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well,
> we've been lucky so far."
>
> Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable - !!
>
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