Lady and divorce Attorney
A lady goes to a divorce lawyer and says "I want a divorce."The lawyer says, "Do you have grounds?"
Oh yes she said, "We have about 4 acres and a long driveway,
No no no you have misunderstood me.
I mean do you have a grudge?
She said "No it’s not a grudge, we have a carport."
He said" No that’s not what meant, Let me put it another way.
Why do you want a divorce?
Oh that's easy it’s my husband.
He can't hold a sensible conversation!
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