Christmas Humor
I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.”Q: Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen always wet?
A: Because they are rain deer.
As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate.
"You can’t do that," argued my four-year-old.
"Don’t worry. Santa will never know."
He shot me a look. "So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"
My mother cast one of her students as the innkeeper for the Christmas pageant. All the third grader had to do was tell Joseph, “There is no room at the inn.”
But during the performance—after Joseph begged for a room for his pregnant wife—the boy didn’t have the heart to turn him down.
“Well,” he said, “if it’s so urgent, come on in.”
Spotted outside a church in Michigan: "Honk if you love Jesus. Keep on texting while you drive if you want to meet him."
Comments (2)
Specifically, the gift of packages of batteries for the grandkids.
I really did that when my grandkids were younger.
It enabled to actually USE their other stuff.
Grandpa was a big hit!