Bottom Deodorant ( Archived) (24)

Apr 7, 2009 9:06 AM CST Bottom Deodorant
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
A blonde walks into a Pharmacy and asks a clerk for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist overhears and is a little bemused. He explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." We just have underarm deodorants.

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?"

"Yes!" said the blonde, "I will go and get it."

About an hour later, she returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the deodorant back and reads out loud from the package,


"To apply, push up bottom."
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Apr 7, 2009 9:07 AM CST Bottom Deodorant
Olsojente
OlsojenteOlsojenteOslo/Zadar, Oslo Norway51 Threads 5 Polls 5,070 Posts
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Apr 7, 2009 9:07 AM CST Bottom Deodorant
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Id love to see that............wow
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Apr 7, 2009 9:10 AM CST Bottom Deodorant
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
vinny1967: Id love to see that............


I'm in total agreement! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 7, 2009 9:13 AM CST Bottom Deodorant
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
I'm wondering if she cleaned it with toothpaste!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 7, 2009 9:20 AM CST Bottom Deodorant
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
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Apr 7, 2009 9:25 AM CST Bottom Deodorant
sasseez
sasseezsasseezlakes entrance, Victoria Australia1 Threads 3,150 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh doh laugh laugh
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Apr 7, 2009 9:33 AM CST Bottom Deodorant
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
grin tee hee hee - I thought some of you would giggle at this one laugh
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Apr 7, 2009 9:35 AM CST Bottom Deodorant
Big_John
Big_JohnBig_JohnOcean Springs, Mississippi USA19 Threads 9,767 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Apr 7, 2009 9:35 AM CST Bottom Deodorant
morgan5
morgan5morgan5chelmsford, Essex, England UK87 Threads 8,237 Posts
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Apr 7, 2009 9:36 AM CST Bottom Deodorant
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
trish123: tee hee hee - I thought some of you would giggle at this one


Pics............we need pics to ensure its true............rolling on the floor laughing

Wixie told me to do it............blushing
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Apr 7, 2009 9:38 AM CST Bottom Deodorant
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
vinny1967: Pics............we need pics to ensure its true............

Wixie told me to do it............


I hear voices sometimes!grin hole rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 7, 2009 9:38 AM CST Bottom Deodorant
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
vinny1967: Pics............we need pics to ensure its true............

Wixie told me to do it............



grin laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 7, 2009 9:46 AM CST Bottom Deodorant
hopefloats
hopefloatshopefloatsSlim's Lady, Tennessee USA51 Threads 6,660 Posts
Yep! Sounds like a few I know!tongue rolling on the floor laughing conversing
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Apr 7, 2009 10:00 AM CST Bottom Deodorant
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
trish123: tee hee hee - I thought some of you would giggle at this one


I am totally disgusted - is nothing sacred anymore? laugh
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Apr 7, 2009 10:02 AM CST Bottom Deodorant
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
I wonder what brand of toothpaste she use's?confused grin laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 7, 2009 4:40 PM CST Bottom Deodorant
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
wixomwizard: I wonder what brand of toothpaste she use's?


She brushes her bum with 'Pepsodent' - of course!

Pepsodent - bringa a smile to your cheeks!

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Apr 7, 2009 4:55 PM CST Bottom Deodorant
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
rusty_knight: She brushes her bum with 'Pepsodent' - of course!

Pepsodent - bringa a smile to your cheeks!

(____ ____)
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Nothing out shines my 409rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 7, 2009 5:02 PM CST Bottom Deodorant
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
((_P_E_P_S____o____D_E_N_T))
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Apr 7, 2009 5:05 PM CST Bottom Deodorant
trish123: A blonde walks into a Pharmacy and asks a clerk for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist overhears and is a little bemused. He explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." We just have underarm deodorants.

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?"

"Yes!" said the blonde, "I will go and get it."

About an hour later, she returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the deodorant back and reads out loud from the package, "To apply, push up bottom."


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ,love it.
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