For the guys in retaliation for the men bashing last nite ( Archived) (64)

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Dogs love it when your friends come over.
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Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
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Dogs think you sing great.
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Dogs don't cry.
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A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
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Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
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The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
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Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
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Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
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Dogs are excited by rough play.
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Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
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Dogs love red meat.
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Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
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Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
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If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
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Dogs don't shop.
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Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
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A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
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Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
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A dog's parents never visit.
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Dogs love long car trips.
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Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
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Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
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Dogs like beer.
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Dogs don't hate their bodies.
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No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album.
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No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
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Dogs never criticize.
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Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
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Dogs never expect gifts.
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It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
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Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
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Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.
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Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
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Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
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You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
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Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
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Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
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Dogs never want foot-rubs.
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Dogs can't talk.
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Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
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Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.


Are you happy now????

Oh I forgot....this is why men should prefer dogs over women

You're preaching to the converted.

"This is so way over the top.
Women should never be compared
to a dog?".

JMO

Ah, I see. You posted your pic with your loved one.

but you know they won't be satisfied with this thread either, it doesn't inflate their ego.

And you wonder why they are man's best friend !!!

Oh, you know they were complaining about the other post. Just giving them something to chew on.

Nope, nothing satisfies them. Just like bratty little 2 year olds.