Subject: A touching Love Story (12)
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Awe, now that's bad!
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That is jacked up!!!
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ladyfingers: Subject: A touching Love Story
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.She replied, "6."
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
A true love storyThis 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.She replied, "6."
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
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ladyfingers: Subject: A touching Love Story
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.She replied, "6."
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.She replied, "6."
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
I wonder if he said they were those tiny ones and a large tin of
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This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.She replied, "6."
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.She replied, "6."
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
"I always did like reading your posts.......".
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ladyfingers: Subject: A touching Love Story
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
Thanks to God he did not say BOX!!!!!!
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voyager007: Thanks to God he did not say BOX!!!!!!
OR Even CASE of Boxes of Cans!!!!!!!!
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I respect honest men
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This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "6."
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."