What can we do for Guiriman? (100)
Good morning Ven...
....good morning Zorro..
....good morning Zorro..
venere08: Oh, no, stop it!
How do you come up with this?
How do you come up with this?
What i want to tackle here is the first premise......so Guiri you like hot northern girls...what i want to know is what about hot southern girls ??????::grin: 
You've been eating that popcorn for hours, Lagoona.
Give it a rest.
Your waistline, you know
Give it a rest.
Your waistline, you know
I know....I'm waiting for Zorro to react to the question...the tension is killing me...
venere08: You've been eating that popcorn for hours, Lagoona.
Give it a rest.
Your waistline, you know
Give it a rest.
Your waistline, you know
Lagoona22: I know....I'm waiting for Zorro to react to the question...the tension is killing me...
Careful.
What with all that tension build up, and bucketloads of popcorn, it really might do just that... kill you!
hahahaha!!!!...I have just received a charming mail from a woman who's by-line is "I'm still Hot!!...it just comes in flashes!!"...hahahahaha....how's that for humour....lol
Lagoona22: hahahaha!!!!...I have just received a charming mail from a woman who's by-line is "I'm still Hot!!...it just comes in flashes!!"...hahahahaha....how's that for humour....lol
Forget the by-line. What did she write? C'mon , Lago. This could finally get interesting.
I won't have popcorn.
Pour me a wine, will you, please?
While I listen to your story. Thank you!
She told me I was handsome....
...I hurt myself rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically....
..but heck, what a way to start the day...!
now I have a plaster on my forehead...
have a good day....I really have to do some work..
...I hurt myself rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically....
..but heck, what a way to start the day...!
now I have a plaster on my forehead...
have a good day....I really have to do some work..
She told me I was handsome.... ...
as if you didn't know.....
coffee comin up your way....
as if you didn't know.....
coffee comin up your way....
Thanks for the coffee, here's one for you, and hey, just have a chocolate croissant...you can work it off the way all the other maltese do...walk your bum off bigtime along the waterfront....I was in St Julians at 23.00 last night, and there were loads of people in sweat suits walking as if they needed to get somewhere in a big hurry!!...the summer walking season has started!!...I think Malta is missing a tourism opportunity....they should promote walking holidays...!!
Lagoona22: She told me I was handsome.... ...I hurt myself rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically....
..but heck, what a way to start the day...!
now I have a plaster on my forehead...
have a good day....I really have to do some work..
..but heck, what a way to start the day...!
now I have a plaster on my forehead...
have a good day....I really have to do some work..
See you later, handsome!
Now don't go giving yourself concussion!
Work hard. Off you go!
venere08: See you later, handsome!
Now don't go giving yourself concussion!
Work hard. Off you go!
Now don't go giving yourself concussion!
Work hard. Off you go!
Hello there Ven
From now on let's all address Lago HANDSOME..ok!!
I know there are other handsome dudes around here..
Geez....this is more boring than watching paint dry...
...we are still waiting to hear wether Guiri can handle Ghost or not, and.....well, yeah...that's about it.
...we are still waiting to hear wether Guiri can handle Ghost or not, and.....well, yeah...that's about it.
Lagoona22: Geez....this is more boring than watching paint dry...
So why do you watch it????
paint drying, that is
Well, what do you think artist's do all day?...we watch paint dry....well, that's part of the job anyway...
venere08: So why do you watch it????
paint drying, that is
paint drying, that is
Lagoona22: Well, what do you think artist's do all day?...we watch paint dry....well, that's part of the job anyway...
well, thank goodness for that.
Context, Lagoona.
Context. Very important to place things in their proper context.
Otherwise I was worrying you might have gone into some catatonic state with all your, say....'bumps'
(he really should put more in it. And I don't mean the paint!
)SA, I'm disappointed....I have been working my bum off all morning to keep y'all amused and you say "NOTHING" is going on?...wtf
Look, I have a solution to the question about the north-south divide and which direction Guiri should take. Thinking strategically I suggest he simply works both sides of the fence...ya know.
Spend some time in service up north (pun intended) and then get down south...(pun intended)....
I mean, I'm sure he has enough mucho gusto to keep all of you happy...
Waddyyatink?...
Look, I have a solution to the question about the north-south divide and which direction Guiri should take. Thinking strategically I suggest he simply works both sides of the fence...ya know.
Spend some time in service up north (pun intended) and then get down south...(pun intended)....
I mean, I'm sure he has enough mucho gusto to keep all of you happy...
Waddyyatink?...
symbolistartist: That was a good one! Go for it Lago!
Now I am back, I sat for hours waiting for company at Liako's bar last night, got drunk, threw up and am not feeling too good today. Damn, so not worth the trouble.
So I come back here with excitement to see what folks have come up with...
and I find...
............. NOTHING!
Perhaps if we are dealing with a closet ladies' man as could very well be the case, something just might happen... to shed some light on all this mystery!!!
Now I am back, I sat for hours waiting for company at Liako's bar last night, got drunk, threw up and am not feeling too good today. Damn, so not worth the trouble.
So I come back here with excitement to see what folks have come up with...
and I find...
............. NOTHING!
Perhaps if we are dealing with a closet ladies' man as could very well be the case, something just might happen... to shed some light on all this mystery!!!
guiriman: hey Smokes ...thought you were in the desert ..
what can I say? .. I like maltesers...melt in your mouth so they do .. we need to know what we can do for Sym .. there are some young dudes around this place .. can't you have a word?..
what can I say? .. I like maltesers...melt in your mouth so they do .. we need to know what we can do for Sym .. there are some young dudes around this place .. can't you have a word?..
AHAAAA, counter-strategy here... hey there are plenty of young dudes that's for sure, don't you worry... that is not the issue here at all. Must be the eyesight or something but they all know that I would be perfect for them! 'Cause why else don't the older guys see that???
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Oh, no, stop it!
How do you come up with this?
I returned verrrry late last night after logging off, to delete my profile, as I was so cross with myself for constantly staying up so late on here....when I received an email, that stopped me in my tracks.
And I'm glad.
I could never get this many laughs anywhere.
And some truly amazing people. Where else would I meet them?
Now I know this is only sleep deprived talk here, but I thought I had better slip it in here, or it would never get said!