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May 28, 2009 1:02 AM CST random thought and one liners
drivenbysound
drivenbysounddrivenbysoundSoutheast, Missouri USA12 Threads 3,228 Posts
You make the mistake of judging a man/woman by their race..

And you go through life with egg on your face.
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May 28, 2009 1:05 AM CST random thought and one liners
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
drivenbysound: You make the mistake of judging a man/woman by their race..

And you go through life with egg on your face.
i knew someone that went through life with egg on his face....he was a cook...and a sloppy one, at thatprofessor grin
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May 28, 2009 1:06 AM CST random thought and one liners
drivenbysound
drivenbysounddrivenbysoundSoutheast, Missouri USA12 Threads 3,228 Posts
spiceygamble: Hello!!


A killer bod you have.

Is that still politically correct to say?


uh oh
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May 28, 2009 1:08 AM CST random thought and one liners
drivenbysound
drivenbysounddrivenbysoundSoutheast, Missouri USA12 Threads 3,228 Posts
Step to the rhythm and step to the rhyme,

I've got an open mind, so why don't you all come inside.
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May 28, 2009 1:12 AM CST random thought and one liners
spiceygamble
spiceygamblespiceygambleNola, Louisiana USA36 Threads 3 Polls 4,493 Posts
drivenbysound: A killer bod you have.

Is that still politically correct to say?


laugh
Thanks.



If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

If you are not the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you must have someone to blame.

He who pulls the oars does not have time to rock the boat.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Cocaine is nature's way of telling you you have too much money.

Build something foolproof and every fool will use it.

cheers
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May 28, 2009 1:15 AM CST random thought and one liners
drivenbysound
drivenbysounddrivenbysoundSoutheast, Missouri USA12 Threads 3,228 Posts
All of my above quotes/rhymes are courtesy of the Beastie Boys.





head banger
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May 28, 2009 1:19 AM CST random thought and one liners
pikengren
pikengrenpikengrenlake worth, Florida USA72 Threads 2 Polls 2,003 Posts
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
spicy, wow you have a lot of good stuff.

the difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits.
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May 28, 2009 1:22 AM CST random thought and one liners
drivenbysound
drivenbysounddrivenbysoundSoutheast, Missouri USA12 Threads 3,228 Posts
Well the man upstairs, I hope that he cares..

If I had a penny for my thoughts, I'd be a millionaire.
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May 28, 2009 1:36 AM CST random thought and one liners
sasseez
sasseezsasseezlakes entrance, Victoria Australia1 Threads 3,150 Posts
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
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May 28, 2009 1:39 AM CST random thought and one liners
Arealguy69
Arealguy69Arealguy69Auckland, New Zealand47 Threads 2 Polls 1,822 Posts
What if there were no hypothetical questions?grin
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May 28, 2009 1:41 AM CST random thought and one liners
Arealguy69
Arealguy69Arealguy69Auckland, New Zealand47 Threads 2 Polls 1,822 Posts
Why are hemorrhoids called "Hemorrhoids" instead of "Assteroids?"
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May 28, 2009 1:53 AM CST random thought and one liners
sasseez
sasseezsasseezlakes entrance, Victoria Australia1 Threads 3,150 Posts
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. dancing
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May 28, 2009 2:23 AM CST random thought and one liners
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
Arealguy69: Why are hemorrhoids called "Hemorrhoids" instead of "Assteroids?"
professor why not herorrhoids??dunno

grin
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May 28, 2009 2:29 AM CST random thought and one liners
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
sasseez: You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.


Hey sasseez, I like that one!wave



..."Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?" Mae West. (What a gal!) devil
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May 28, 2009 2:32 AM CST random thought and one liners
sasseez
sasseezsasseezlakes entrance, Victoria Australia1 Threads 3,150 Posts
Hi Ven wave wine
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May 28, 2009 2:38 AM CST random thought and one liners
Arealguy69
Arealguy69Arealguy69Auckland, New Zealand47 Threads 2 Polls 1,822 Posts
What was the best thing before sliced bread?grin
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May 28, 2009 2:41 AM CST random thought and one liners
Arealguy69
Arealguy69Arealguy69Auckland, New Zealand47 Threads 2 Polls 1,822 Posts
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? are they afraid someone will clean them?grin
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May 28, 2009 2:52 AM CST random thought and one liners
sasseez
sasseezsasseezlakes entrance, Victoria Australia1 Threads 3,150 Posts
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? uh oh
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May 28, 2009 2:53 AM CST random thought and one liners
Fallingman
FallingmanFallingmanDublin, Ireland29 Threads 12 Polls 11,436 Posts
sasseez: How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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May 28, 2009 2:53 AM CST random thought and one liners
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
transport What do you do if you see a spaceman ..... park in it man.
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