Why women need a man..... (572)
CaySea: you should n ever underestimate the opposition...
They might lure you into their dunge... basement with promises of cookies and lemonade
They might lure you into their dunge... basement with promises of cookies and lemonade
Raven we'll have to forget the cookies and lemonade routine for awhile...
I don't think it will work. At least until they forget about it.
virgiomonkey: ......Don't worry...I am a quick learner.....I have done enough 'Stirring of the Pot' with the Feminists .....
J.D
J.D
i know my man ... i know... and that's why i'll be happy to take you under my wing and guide you along the path of survival against the she-beasts.....
seekndestroy: i know my man ... i know... and that's why i'll be happy to take you under my wing and guide you along the path of survival against the she-beasts.....
talk about the blind leading the blind....
prairiewoman: talk about the blind leading the blind....
not entirely blind... i still can see out of one eye.... although the dam eye patch keeps getting in the way..... !!!
prairiewoman: Raven we'll have to forget the cookies and lemonade routine for awhile...
I don't think it will work. At least until they forget about it.
I don't think it will work. At least until they forget about it.
Some won't ever forget about that
So I have to drop it. But I'm sure 'they' won't.
I'm so getting in the trench-coat disguise.
seekndestroy: not entirely blind... i still can see out of one eye.... although the dam eye patch keeps getting in the way..... !!!
So one of them got you with the sharp stick too huh. Damn pokes
prairiewoman: talk about the blind leading the blind....
.....Well.....I would rather be lead by the 'blind' then by a 'Western European Social Engineering Woman Feminist'........
J.D
Why I dont 'Need' a man .
Boys smell .
They lie/fib/cheat/their way out of doing chores only to moan about having no clean socks
They hog duvets .
They hog Tv Remotes .
They cry and demand pity at the slightest pain yet leave you to the chores when your in pain .
They eat for 3 and moan about you eating the last biscuit .
If they wake up during the night to pee ......... you know Its on the wall /floor/ceiling/window.....
They collect tools and wire cuttings - have 3 to 4 pen knifes - have over 50000000 nails screws and bolts -then say we collect junk while pointing at our good vase .
They scratch themselves at the worst times possible .
I had such fun writing this .................. should also mention that my complaint box is closed
Boys smell .
They lie/fib/cheat/their way out of doing chores only to moan about having no clean socks
They hog duvets .
They hog Tv Remotes .
They cry and demand pity at the slightest pain yet leave you to the chores when your in pain .
They eat for 3 and moan about you eating the last biscuit .
If they wake up during the night to pee ......... you know Its on the wall /floor/ceiling/window.....
They collect tools and wire cuttings - have 3 to 4 pen knifes - have over 50000000 nails screws and bolts -then say we collect junk while pointing at our good vase .
They scratch themselves at the worst times possible .
I had such fun writing this .................. should also mention that my complaint box is closed CaySea: So one of them got you with the sharp stick too huh. Damn pokes
I would threaten you. But I know that wouldn't work.
I tried being all nicey nice. But you don't believe that.
So maybe I could buy you something?
Raven0: Some won't ever forget about that
So I have to drop it. But I'm sure 'they' won't.
I'm so getting in the trench-coat disguise.
So I have to drop it. But I'm sure 'they' won't.
I'm so getting in the trench-coat disguise.
camouflage might be even better....
CaySea: So one of them got you with the sharp stick too huh. Damn pokes
naw it was an ice pick.... and all i said to her was: "i want a divorce"
can you believe the nerve?????
thank god i didnt tell her i'd been cheating on her with the entire Swiss bikini team !!!!!!
seekndestroy: not entirely blind... i still can see out of one eye.... although the dam eye patch keeps getting in the way..... !!!
oh that's right....pirate...
virgiomonkey: .....Well.....I would rather be lead by the 'blind' then by a 'Western European Social Engineering Woman Feminist'........
J.D
J.D
that wouldnt be "leading" my bro....it would be "deceiving" ....
seekndestroy: you do... im actually not one to accept honors or accolades for what comes naturally!!!!!
that's just how i roll ....
that's just how i roll ....
...he just needs a hug
seekndestroy: that wouldnt be "leading" my bro....it would be "deceiving" ....
................
................J.D
prairiewoman: ...he just needs a hug
and a cookie right?
virgiomonkey: .....Well.....I would rather be lead by the 'blind' then by a 'Western European Social Engineering Woman Feminist'........
J.D
J.D
And would this refer to me?
Raven0: I would threaten you. But I know that wouldn't work.
I tried being all nicey nice. But you don't believe that.
So maybe I could buy you something?
I tried being all nicey nice. But you don't believe that.
So maybe I could buy you something?
a taser
prairiewoman: oh that's right....pirate...
lest not forget my lusty wench.....
aaaarrrrghh....
or i may have to throw the monkey at you.....
virgiomonkey that is !!!!!!
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o god..so you are saying that your mother was a stupid and that's why she needed a man?