Two-line poems (46)
jlb684: These are entries to a Washington Post (newspaper) competition asking for a 2-line ryhme with the most romantic first line followed by the least romantic second line:
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face..
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Can you come up with some more?
Madam these are two lines?1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face..
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Can you come up with some more?
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ali110: Madam these are two lines?
Yes, Ali....each poem is 2 lines. It just happens that there are 11 different poems.
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jlb684: Yes, Ali....each poem is 2 lines. It just happens that there are 11 different poems.
It is looking like a Book and need one hour to read------ This thread is Archived ------
ali110: It is looking like a Book and need one hour to read
OK.....I'll wait. Get back to me in an hour!
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jlb684: OK.....I'll wait. Get back to me in an hour!
I have read it....By the way nice words
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Roses are red, whales are gray
I am tired of giving you a bj........
I am tired of giving you a bj........
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I can see why you stuck to law...
SensualVixen: Roses are red, whales are gray
I am tired of giving you a bj........
I am tired of giving you a bj........
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"Will we meet?
On the street?
Get up off your feet
It'll be neat."
On the street?
Get up off your feet
It'll be neat."
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SensualVixen: Roses are red, whales are gray
I am tired of giving you a bj........
I am tired of giving you a bj........
Lagoona22: I can see why you stuck to law...
Sorry g/f, but that is why I stuck to Engineering too, I'd be worse, if I could eventhink of one line let alone two!!!!
I can atleast get sme of the coulors right
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CjTenorSax: Sorry g/f, but that is why I stuck to Engineering too, I'd be worse, if I could eventhink of one line let alone two!!!!
I can atleast get sme of thecoulors right
I can atleast get sme of the
COLOURS!!!!:doh:
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SensualVixen: Roses are red, whales are gray
I am tired of giving you a bj........
I am tired of giving you a bj........
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jlb684: These are entries to a Washington Post (newspaper) competition asking for a 2-line ryhme with the most romantic first line followed by the least romantic second line:
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face..
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Can you come up with some more?
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face..
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Can you come up with some more?
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Hi Dru!!!!!
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When I Think Of You
I Have To Dash To The Loo
I Have To Dash To The Loo
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"Til death do us part", we said with a vow
But just 4 years together, I say "Lord, take me now!"
But just 4 years together, I say "Lord, take me now!"
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OK, so I'll just carry on with my writing...
"Darling, my love for you has no boundaries or border,"
I would tell him, if not for the restraining order.
"Darling, my love for you has no boundaries or border,"
I would tell him, if not for the restraining order.
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You're a fantastic lover, you know just what to do
The nine hundred before you had nary a clue.
The nine hundred before you had nary a clue.
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Hi, jlb684....lovely seeing you here tonight. Are you all by yourself in this thread?
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jlb684: Hi, jlb684....lovely seeing you here tonight. Are you all by yourself in this thread?
"No,you're not,
I'm here with you
so don't be sad,be glad
there's more fun to be had.
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1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face..
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Can you come up with some more?