Dating in Bulgaria (68)
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raphael118: A very attractive woman, from Bulgaria of all places, gave me her phone number at my request. She's half my age..... What should I do next?
1) Pack my suitcase.
2) Buy a hearing aid.
3) Buy a dog.
4) Lay off the Vodka.
5) Call her first.
6) Call her second (cause thats a nice name)
7) Any other ideas?
1) Pack my suitcase.
2) Buy a hearing aid.
3) Buy a dog.
4) Lay off the Vodka.
5) Call her first.
6) Call her second (cause thats a nice name)
7) Any other ideas?
just forget her
AND SEND ME HER PHONE NUMBER.......
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Ask which bank she wants the money sent to....
In response to: A very attractive woman, from Bulgaria of all places, gave me her phone number at my request. She's half my age..... What should I do next?
1) Pack my suitcase.
2) Buy a hearing aid.
3) Buy a dog.
4) Lay off the Vodka.
5) Call her first.
6) Call her second (cause thats a nice name)
7) Any other ideas?
1) Pack my suitcase.
2) Buy a hearing aid.
3) Buy a dog.
4) Lay off the Vodka.
5) Call her first.
6) Call her second (cause thats a nice name)
7) Any other ideas?
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sambhava: Ask which bank she wants the money sent to....
I would just stick a few twenties in my shoe if I was going to do that.
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BOBANBOBAN: just forget her
AND SEND ME HER PHONE NUMBER.......
AND SEND ME HER PHONE NUMBER.......
Hey! I was going to write that!
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raphael118: A very attractive woman, from Bulgaria of all places, gave me her phone number at my request. She's half my age..... What should I do next?
1) Pack my suitcase.
2) Buy a hearing aid.
3) Buy a dog.
4) Lay off the Vodka.
5) Call her first.
6) Call her second (cause thats a nice name)
7) Any other ideas?
1) Pack my suitcase.
2) Buy a hearing aid.
3) Buy a dog.
4) Lay off the Vodka.
5) Call her first.
6) Call her second (cause thats a nice name)
7) Any other ideas?
Buying a dog will at least guarantee companionship!
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Go there with two bottles of vodka ... 
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Buy two bottls of vodka and a toupee...
jvaski: Go there with two bottles of vodka ...
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Lagoona22: Buy two bottls of vodka and a toupee...
Buy two bottles of Vodka ,a toupee and a canoe
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Buy ONE dog and take it with you to Bulgaria with TWO bottles of vodka.
Buy a beaver hat.
Get dog to sniff beaver hat and tell dog:
'Go fetch!'
Find table with two chairs outside bar.
Order two empty glasses.
Open top of first bottle of vodka.
Wait for dog to come back.
Good luck!
Buy a beaver hat.
Get dog to sniff beaver hat and tell dog:
'Go fetch!'
Find table with two chairs outside bar.
Order two empty glasses.
Open top of first bottle of vodka.
Wait for dog to come back.
Good luck!
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dillydally: Buy two bottles of Vodka ,a toupee and a canoe can never go wrong with a canoe
Paddle up creek with two bottles of vodka.
Drink vodka.
Get hungry and nibble toupee and start thinking:
'Why didn't I bring my fishing rod?'
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Buy 2 bottles vodka, a toupee and a canoe. Hire Dilly to bribe the guards at the border...
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dillydally: Buy two bottles of Vodka ,a toupee and a canoe can never go wrong with a canoe
He shouldn't need a canoe, she should already have one,
with a little man in it.
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Is the little man in it the border guard??...
Ocee35: He shouldn't need a canoe, she should already have one,
with a little man in it.
with a little man in it.
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Ocee35: He shouldn't need a canoe, she should already have one,
with a little man in it.
with a little man in it.
Yes but finding such a woman on the internet you have to go to:
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Lagoona22: Buy 2 bottles vodka, a toupee and a canoe. Hire Dilly to bribe the guards at the border...
Il bribe the guards with a tit each .... your gonna have to carry the canoe tho as iv no idea when the old indian lady decided to hide inside it .Trust me when i say trust me .............. i also like bananas with my guards .
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Lagoona22: Is the little man in it the border guard??...
Yep, if he don't like you,
you're not gettin' in.
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dillydally: Il bribe the guards with a tit each .... your gonna have to carry the canoe tho as iv no idea when the old indian lady decided to hide inside it .Trust me when i say trust me .............. i also like bananas with my guards .
I am the border guard!
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RobertC2: I am the border guard!
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1) Pack my suitcase.
2) Buy a hearing aid.
3) Buy a dog.
4) Lay off the Vodka.
5) Call her first.
6) Call her second (cause thats a nice name)
7) Any other ideas?