CaptainBeirutIIIOPLondon, Greater London, England UK1,186 posts
She's here behind me in bed, and I have decided that today I will be a manly man who makes demands of her taking care of her manly man, all day long. So what kind of things should be on my list?
Think of it as someone taking hostage and wanting something in exchange of not.... ...oh, well, bad comparison I guess.
Anyway, we had dinner guests yesterday, we danced. When Dean Martin came up and started to sing, we danced, all of us, in my living room made ball room. Dinner means dishes being used, plenty, and we did not bother to clean that up as the last guest left, so the kitchen is quite a mess.
Would it be OK to demand that she cleans that up while I watch a movie? How about food, what kind of food should I demand her to make? I’d quite fancy Shepherd’s Pie She makes a brilliant one.
CaptainBeirutIII: She's here behind me in bed, and I have decided that today I will be a manly man who makes demands of her taking care of her manly man, all day long. So what kind of things should be on my list?
Think of it as someone taking hostage and wanting something in exchange of not.... ...oh, well, bad comparison I guess.
Anyway, we had dinner guests yesterday, we danced. When Dean Martin came up and started to sing, we danced, all of us, in my living room made ball room. Dinner means dishes being used, plenty, and we did not bother to clean that up as the last guest left, so the kitchen is quite a mess.
Would it be OK to demand that she cleans that up while I watch a movie? How about food, what kind of food should I demand her to make? I’d quite fancy Shepherd’s Pie She makes a brilliant one.
CaptainBeirutIII: She's here behind me in bed, and I have decided that today I will be a manly man who makes demands of her taking care of her manly man, all day long. So what kind of things should be on my list?
Think of it as someone taking hostage and wanting something in exchange of not.... ...oh, well, bad comparison I guess.
Anyway, we had dinner guests yesterday, we danced. When Dean Martin came up and started to sing, we danced, all of us, in my living room made ball room. Dinner means dishes being used, plenty, and we did not bother to clean that up as the last guest left, so the kitchen is quite a mess.
Would it be OK to demand that she cleans that up while I watch a movie? How about food, what kind of food should I demand her to make? I’d quite fancy Shepherd’s Pie She makes a brilliant one.
I think you should demand that YOU do all the clean up as she enjoys the morning coffe/tea on the porch and after, while you are cleaning the house making the bed and scrubbing the (as you folks call it) the loo ,she goes for lunch and shopping... .....Sorry Capt. I favor her a tad ....
SummerUKWashington UK, Tyne and Wear, England UK8,842 posts
jessejess47: I think you should demand that YOU do all the clean up as she enjoys the morning coffe/tea on the porch and after, while you are cleaning the house making the bed and scrubbing the (as you folks call it) the loo ,she goes for lunch and shopping... .....Sorry Capt. I favor her a tad ....
Naaaaaah! if he drags her by the hair from the bedroom and demands that she cook for him she'll be putty in his hands
SummerUKWashington UK, Tyne and Wear, England UK8,842 posts
jessejess47: Really EU women are much differant that American women I guess.....
Oh don't get me wrong. Theres nothing like being a bit bossy with your fella but ya know just sometimes its nice to let him do all the bossing. It makes them look all manly..... hehe!
SummerUK: Oh don't get me wrong. Theres nothing like being a bit bossy with your fella but ya know just sometimes its nice to let him do all the bossing. It makes them look all manly..... hehe!
tainogirlTrincity,West Indies,, Trinidad and Tobago3,777 posts
CaptainBeirutIII: She's here behind me in bed, and I have decided that today I will be a manly man who makes demands of her taking care of her manly man, all day long. So what kind of things should be on my list?
Think of it as someone taking hostage and wanting something in exchange of not.... ...oh, well, bad comparison I guess.
Anyway, we had dinner guests yesterday, we danced. When Dean Martin came up and started to sing, we danced, all of us, in my living room made ball room. Dinner means dishes being used, plenty, and we did not bother to clean that up as the last guest left, so the kitchen is quite a mess.
Would it be OK to demand that she cleans that up while I watch a movie? How about food, what kind of food should I demand her to make? I’d quite fancy Shepherd’s Pie She makes a brilliant one.
I have a few ideas for ways she could take care of you. But sadly they all involve a stick.
Sommerauer71: Frankly Larry, I don't care that I have been cooking, something that I love and love doing for him and am not complaining. Also, I am more than happy to take care of him. I enjoy it, I revel in it and I love him when he is asleep. He looks like a little boy that I want to wrap in my arms and hug and hug.
Now that is sweet , Thats how it is supposed to be
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So what kind of things should be on my list?
Think of it as someone taking hostage and wanting something in exchange of not....
...oh, well, bad comparison I guess.
Anyway, we had dinner guests yesterday, we danced.
When Dean Martin came up and started to sing, we danced, all of us, in my living room made ball room.
Dinner means dishes being used, plenty, and we did not bother to clean that up as the last guest left, so the kitchen is quite a mess.
Would it be OK to demand that she cleans that up while I watch a movie?
How about food, what kind of food should I demand her to make?
I’d quite fancy Shepherd’s Pie
She makes a brilliant one.