Oxymorons, bumper stickers, colloquialisms, twisted sayings... (20)
rohaanCoos Bay, Oregon USA229 Threads 10,516 PostsHowdy all. I'm collecting a smattering of useless trivia and I'd like your ideas. Here's the skinny on it: Oxymoron: Jumbo Shrimp; Cold as Hell. Bumper Sticker: Be Patient. Or Be One. Colloquialism: Sittin' In The Catbird Seat. Twisted Saying: We park in a driveway and drive on a parkway. Please, your contributions! (I'll wait 'til the cows come home... (ha ha)
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If you want to howl with the wolves, you cant be peeing with the puppys
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Oxymoron: Government intelligence.
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Colloquialism: "I'm busier than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
Bumper Sticker: "Caution: I brake for insects"
And my favorite t-shirt quote was one that my son used to wear: "I put the FUN in dysfunctional"
Bumper Sticker: "Caution: I brake for insects"
And my favorite t-shirt quote was one that my son used to wear: "I put the FUN in dysfunctional"
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Our credit manager is Helen Wait.If you need credit go to Helen Wait.
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jlb684: Colloquialism: "I'm busier than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
Bumper Sticker: "Caution: I brake for insects"
And my favorite t-shirt quote was one that my son used to wear: "I put the FUN in dysfunctional"
Bumper Sticker: "Caution: I brake for insects"
And my favorite t-shirt quote was one that my son used to wear: "I put the FUN in dysfunctional"
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rohaan: you rock!
Thank you, kind sir!
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bumper sticker on a septic tank truck...
we're #1 in the #2 business
we're #1 in the #2 business
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mddljoe: bumper sticker on a septic tank truck...
we're #1 in the #2 business
Love it! thanxwe're #1 in the #2 business
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MEDTECH662: Our credit manager is Helen Wait.If you need credit go to Helen Wait.
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Here's a few more
Oxymoron: Hot water heater
Colloquialism: Slippery as owl snot on a wet rock
Bumper Sticker: (in contrast to the "my kid is an honor student" stickers) -- "My kid is inmate of the month!"
Oxymoron: Hot water heater
Colloquialism: Slippery as owl snot on a wet rock
Bumper Sticker: (in contrast to the "my kid is an honor student" stickers) -- "My kid is inmate of the month!"
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Colloquialism: I'm busier than a one-armed paper hanger. (Having dated someone who was a paper hanger, I now understand the origin of this one.)
Oxymoron: Military Intelligence (trust me, it's run by the Marines, this is an oxymoron).
Bumper Sticker: Get a taste of religion, lick a witch.
Oxymoron: Military Intelligence (trust me, it's run by the Marines, this is an oxymoron).
Bumper Sticker: Get a taste of religion, lick a witch.
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druidess6308: Colloquialism: I'm busier than a one-armed paper hanger. (Having dated someone who was a paper hanger, I now understand the origin of this one.)
Oxymoron: Military Intelligence (trust me, it's run by the Marines, this is an oxymoron).
Bumper Sticker: Get a taste of religion, lick a witch.
LMAO thank you SO much! You rock, too. Yours are way good. thanks thanks thanksOxymoron: Military Intelligence (trust me, it's run by the Marines, this is an oxymoron).
Bumper Sticker: Get a taste of religion, lick a witch.
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"What goes around comes around"...
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jlb684: Colloquialism: "I'm busier than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
Bumper Sticker: "Caution: I brake for insects"
And my favorite t-shirt quote was one that my son used to wear: "I put the FUN in dysfunctional"
Bumper Sticker: "Caution: I brake for insects"
And my favorite t-shirt quote was one that my son used to wear: "I put the FUN in dysfunctional"
freaking funny
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A radiator repair shop here in town. Their slogan. . . . . The Best Place To Take A Leak!
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steven6611: Even some of the old sayings are lik this for example
* Many Hands Make Light Work / Too Many Cooks Spoil The Broth
* Spare The Rod Spoil The Child / Children Should Be Seen & Not Heard
"If you start a storm you'll get a hurricane", "the man digging the ditch gets dirtier than anybody else", "hatred is like poison-it contaminates what it is poured on as well as the container it is stored in".* Many Hands Make Light Work / Too Many Cooks Spoil The Broth
* Spare The Rod Spoil The Child / Children Should Be Seen & Not Heard
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