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I knew he wanted to marry her, he told me last year, when she sleepily walked onto my balcony and snuggled up on his lap and he brushed her hair, while she snored curled up like only my child can, he pointed to her and mouthed to me, he was going to marry her. I took it lightly, (thinking, I wonder if he has said this to her father)
Now, I have a vicar chasing me, to go to the bans, dates to be set, a venue to be decided on, a damn bloody wedding where I am to be taken the piss out of by yes, my son in law to be...
So, in keeping with tradition, he has to buy me a present and I want a new cat.
And he has to be nice to me, very nice. Yes? As her boyfriend, I could say things to him, now I am to step over that threshold to MIL. Does this mean I have to have a Woman's Own haircut and wear elasticated waist skirts?
The whole thing is giving me the heebie jeebies...