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Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Postsdrfeelgood4u2: lets face it guys a beautiful woman is something all men desire so lets thank god for creating then
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drfeelgood4u2: lets face it guys a beautiful woman is something all men desire so lets thank god for creating then
I do!
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A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.....
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.....
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mmm, I'll guess it only takes a few seconds to laugh about a joke
it does take a lot of words to explain it's not funny
it does take a lot of words to explain it's not funny
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thank god i am an athiest
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Boban1: A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.....
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.....
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Boban1: A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.....
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.....
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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded over and above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said...
'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said...
'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want...'
The Lord said,
'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would require!
It will exhaust nearly all of several natural resources.
To justify your desire for worldly things, take a little more time and try to think of something
that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said.
'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives.
I want to know how she feels inside.
What she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment.
Why she cries.
What she means when she says nothing's wrong and how I can make a woman truly happy'
The Lord replied...
'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said...
'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want...'
The Lord said,
'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would require!
It will exhaust nearly all of several natural resources.
To justify your desire for worldly things, take a little more time and try to think of something
that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said.
'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives.
I want to know how she feels inside.
What she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment.
Why she cries.
What she means when she says nothing's wrong and how I can make a woman truly happy'
The Lord replied...
'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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Englishman55: A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded over and above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said...
'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said...
'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want...'
The Lord said,
'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would require!
It will exhaust nearly all of several natural resources.
To justify your desire for worldly things, take a little more time and try to think of something
that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said.
'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives.
I want to know how she feels inside.
What she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment.
Why she cries.
What she means when she says nothing's wrong and how I can make a woman truly happy'
The Lord replied...
'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said...
'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want...'
The Lord said,
'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would require!
It will exhaust nearly all of several natural resources.
To justify your desire for worldly things, take a little more time and try to think of something
that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said.
'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives.
I want to know how she feels inside.
What she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment.
Why she cries.
What she means when she says nothing's wrong and how I can make a woman truly happy'
The Lord replied...
'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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Starting a thread so men can defend themselves is not my idea of a good time. I'm personally sick of hearing men try to defend themselves. I'm not saying everyone here is as bad as some guys I've known. And I'm not going to broadcast my history but I will at least clue ya in on why i get defensive. My last boyfriend(who talked his way out of everything)beat me and left me for dead several times and nobody would help me! He talked his way out of everything except probation. so ya i can finish the "women are" sentence........women are survivors!
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Starting a thread so men can defend themselves is not my idea of a good time. I'm personally sick of hearing men try to defend themselves. I'm not saying everyone here is as bad as some guys I've known. And I'm not going to broadcast my history but I will at least clue ya in on why i get defensive. My last boyfriend(who talked his way out of everything)beat me and left me for dead several times and nobody would help me! He talked his way out of everything except probation. so ya i can finish the "women are" sentence........women are survivors!
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sky_eyes: Starting a thread so men can defend themselves is not my idea of a good time. I'm personally sick of hearing men try to defend themselves. I'm not saying everyone here is as bad as some guys I've known. And I'm not going to broadcast my history but I will at least clue ya in on why i get defensive. My last boyfriend(who talked his way out of everything)beat me and left me for dead several times and nobody would help me! He talked his way out of everything except probation. so ya i can finish the "women are" sentence........women are survivors!
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sky_eyes: so ya i can finish the "women are" sentence........women are survivors!
Of that, there is no doubt
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sky_eyes: Starting a thread so men can defend themselves is not my idea of a good time. I'm personally sick of hearing men try to defend themselves. I'm not saying everyone here is as bad as some guys I've known. And I'm not going to broadcast my history but I will at least clue ya in on why i get defensive. My last boyfriend(who talked his way out of everything)beat me and left me for dead several times and nobody would help me! He talked his way out of everything except probation. so ya i can finish the "women are" sentence........women are survivors!
Yes, women are survivors ! And just like some men, I believe some women can always benefit seeking help from a professional therapist. 
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I will now walk the dog and think happy thoughts. 
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sky_eyes: Starting a thread so men can defend themselves is not my idea of a good time. I'm personally sick of hearing men try to defend themselves. I'm not saying everyone here is as bad as some guys I've known. And I'm not going to broadcast my history but I will at least clue ya in on why i get defensive. My last boyfriend(who talked his way out of everything)beat me and left me for dead several times and nobody would help me! He talked his way out of everything except probation. so ya i can finish the "women are" sentence........women are survivors!
And i understand where your coming from, and i'm sorry for what you went thro, and i'm sure no one here would make light of that 
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morgan5: And i understand where your coming from, and i'm sorry for what you went thro, and i'm sure no one here would make light of that
I second that emotion, entirely.
Wouldn't wish that treatment on anybody, let alone a woman.
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I doubt it would benefit me much. Counselorsa don't give advice. you just talk and they listen. i'm not saying i don't want a counselor. they just don't help. i've been on a waiting list for 8 months......i'll be living in another state before i get a counselor i think....considering i'm moving in january.
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Englishman55: I second that emotion, entirely.
Wouldn't wish that treatment on anybody, let alone a woman.
Wouldn't wish that treatment on anybody, let alone a woman.
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in depression best friend is loneliness
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