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dillydally: Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course He'll shut up once you let him in.
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jbibiza: Those aren´t nooses... they´re leads...
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Englishman55: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course He'll shut up once you let him in.
The dog, of course He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Englishman55: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course He'll shut up once you let him in.
The dog, of course He'll shut up once you let him in.
Women now have choices !. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison
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mnowsa: sorry..the last post was meant in response to this post
For you Mnowsa .
On the one hand, you will never experience childbirth. On the other hand, you can open all our own jars.
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mnowsa: sorry..the last post was meant in response to this post
For you Mnowsa .
On the one hand, you will never experience childbirth. On the other hand, you can open all your own jars.
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dillydally: Women now have choices !. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison
Or the thrid choice..... Get back to the kitchen sink !
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jbibiza: Those aren´t nooses... they´re leads...
So....thats what I can expect next month.
Mind you, it could be fun.
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Sorry ,double post due to hiccups and a finger sitting on left click at the time
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dillydally: Women now have choices !. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison
you're so cruel....
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Amenda: Next life I would like to be a man.
You want to be evil and do nasty things to women!
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Englishman55: Or the thrid choice..... Get back to the kitchen sink !
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman. ------ This thread is Archived ------
dillydally: Sorry ,double post due to hiccups and a finger sitting on left click at the time
Thats ok.... I am sure all the men made an allowance for that
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dillydally: Women now have choices !. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison
Very funny!
However, I neither work or need to work or am in prison!
However, I AM bored and if no lady is going to play with my I'm going to have to find something useful to do with my life - but work again? - Never!
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deroderidder: you're so cruel....
Thank youp .I do try .The course in black magic helped ............ your here aint ya ------ This thread is Archived ------
dillydally: If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
Yes thats true... and they can do everything twice too.
rilliant
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Englishman55: Thats ok.... I am sure all the men made an allowance for that
The first time you buy a house you think how pretty it is and sign the check. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men.
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Englishman55: Yes thats true... and they can do everything twice too.
rilliant
rilliant
Plus we always say the right things
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dillydally: The first time you buy a house you think how pretty it is and sign the check. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men.
You ladies still keep buying though
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(whispering not to scare you away):
never figured out that thing neither
comes in handy if you ran out of napkins?