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Aug 23, 2009 11:06 AM CST women are...
mnowsa
mnowsamnowsaRajshahi, Rajshahi Division Bangladesh145 Threads 3 Polls 7,536 Posts
dillydally: For you Mnowsa .On the one hand, you will never experience childbirth. On the other hand, you can open all our own jars.


can we men at least claim some credit in giving you the pleasure of being called a "mom"?hole
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Aug 23, 2009 11:11 AM CST women are...
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
dillydally: The first time you buy a house you think how pretty it is and sign the check. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men.



Phew! Termite free! banana


Just checked to make sure.blushing
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Aug 23, 2009 11:11 AM CST women are...
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK57 Threads 2,697 Posts
mnowsa: can we men at least claim some credit in giving you the pleasure of being called a "mom"?


Pffft thats not a claim .Thats like saying Nessie really is real ,but just for this week only .
laugh
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Aug 23, 2009 11:12 AM CST women are...
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK57 Threads 2,697 Posts
kidatheart: Phew! Termite free! Just checked to make sure.





laugh No seaside beasties to keep you company then Harry ?
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Aug 23, 2009 11:14 AM CST women are...
mnowsa
mnowsamnowsaRajshahi, Rajshahi Division Bangladesh145 Threads 3 Polls 7,536 Posts
dillydally: Pffft thats not a claim .Thats like saying Nessie really is real ,but just for this week only .


gosh..i guess you are right. i better keep my mouth shut thensigh
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Aug 23, 2009 11:15 AM CST women are...
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
dillydally: No seaside beasties to keep you company then Harry ?



Nope, all alone. No crotch crickets either. laugh
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Aug 23, 2009 11:42 AM CST women are...
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK57 Threads 2,697 Posts
Englishman55: Men without termites last longer than 3 minutes !!

You just gotta know where to find them



I take it Iv to leave looking in basements now ? laugh
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Aug 23, 2009 11:47 AM CST women are...
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK57 Threads 2,697 Posts
mnowsa: gosh..i guess you are right. i better keep my mouth shut then



Uck dont be like that ............ Iv not had the chance to tease and annoy you yet laugh
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Aug 23, 2009 11:59 AM CST women are...
mnowsa
mnowsamnowsaRajshahi, Rajshahi Division Bangladesh145 Threads 3 Polls 7,536 Posts
dillydally: Uck dont be like that ............ Iv not had the chance to tease and annoy you yet


you can tease me but i am not going to be annoyed for next one month or so...tongue
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Aug 23, 2009 1:35 PM CST women are...
bettyboop63
bettyboop63bettyboop63glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK61 Threads 2,036 Posts
deroderidder: like dolphins:
intelligent creatures, but it's so hard to prove it


whats the difference between men and batteries?...

batteries have a positive side...laugh
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Aug 23, 2009 1:50 PM CST women are...
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
bettyboop63: whats the difference between men and batteries?...

batteries have a positive side...


Men have a posative side too...... it's called a woman !grin
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Aug 23, 2009 6:56 PM CST women are...
Tru2dcore
Tru2dcoreTru2dcoreOcho Rios, St. Ann, Saint James Jamaica1 Threads 1 Polls 26 Posts
Englishman55: What does Confucious say about women who make bad jokes ?


Woman who make bad jokes get piece anyway, did you not know that?laugh
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Aug 25, 2009 4:26 AM CST women are...
Fallingman
FallingmanFallingmanDublin, Ireland29 Threads 12 Polls 11,436 Posts
dillydally: If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck ?
What a good question...I never thought of that! laugh wave
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Aug 25, 2009 4:31 AM CST women are...
cameraman
cameramancameramanSt. Petersburg, Florida USA29 Threads 19 Polls 2,501 Posts
Whenever I'm with a woman. conversing I see the proof that she is intelligent.
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Aug 25, 2009 10:42 AM CST women are...
krisha
krishakrishatokyo, Kanto Japan76 Threads 6,375 Posts
thanks just a dolphin not a sharklaugh that is really hard to prove it toolaugh
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Aug 25, 2009 2:36 PM CST women are...
deroderidder
deroderidderderoderidderzwijndrecht, Antwerpen Belgium7 Threads 303 Posts
krisha: thanks just a dolphin not a shark that is really hard to prove it too

you're welcome bouquet
(a shark dressed man)
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Aug 25, 2009 2:40 PM CST women are...
We women are unique in our own special ways.
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Aug 25, 2009 2:42 PM CST women are...
virgiomonkey
virgiomonkeyvirgiomonkeyAuckland, New Zealand4,241 Posts
somechick: We women are unique in our own special ways.


....'Stirring the Pot'.........Yep...They sure are.......'Gold Diggers'....grin tongue

J.Dgrin devil
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Aug 25, 2009 2:44 PM CST women are...
virgiomonkey: ....'Stirring the Pot'.........Yep...They sure are.......'Gold Diggers'....

J.D



rolling on the floor laughing You be nice now.LOL!!!

Nah I'd settle for fake gold myself.rolling on the floor laughing tongue wave
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Aug 25, 2009 2:50 PM CST women are...
virgiomonkey
virgiomonkeyvirgiomonkeyAuckland, New Zealand4,241 Posts
somechick: You be nice now.LOL!!!

Nah I'd settle for fake gold myself.


............laugh....What.!!!..Excuse me.!!!You as an Lady, would settle for 'Fake Gold'...Come on now....Who are you trying to fool on here........????....grin tongue

J.D grin angel
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