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Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Postsseekndestroy: im not looking for the beers to solve the problems...im taking care of that on my own.... but solving the tense and stressed out mess i am can definitely be accomplished with a beer... or 20 !!!!
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tha zooo punny
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Englishman55: :
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Amenda: There is one saying in China:
Man is moutain and woman is river who flow around man.
Don't know what do you think of this. But I think it's well saying. In a Chinese family husband is everything to the wife.
Man is moutain and woman is river who flow around man.
Don't know what do you think of this. But I think it's well saying. In a Chinese family husband is everything to the wife.
Chinese say woman who sink into mans arms ends up with arms in mans sink
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I like it
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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? ........pregnant Wht do you call a man who has lost 9o% of his brain.....a widower.
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Englishman55: And I thought they said that, behind every good man there is a woman..... not a useless piece of flesh !
'Naughty boy, now you know you aint go get none.'Confusious say, 'Man who make bad jokes gets no PIECE on earth'.
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Tru2dcore: 'Naughty boy, now you know you aint go get none.'
Confusious say, 'Man who make bad jokes gets no PIECE on earth'.
Confusious say, 'Man who make bad jokes gets no PIECE on earth'.
What does Confucious say about women who make bad jokes ?
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The more I know about men the more I like dogs
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When god created woman he gave her 3 breasts... after a while she came to him and said " this breast in the middle seems to just get in the way... I think it would be better to just have 2 breasts" God replied... "Well I gave the animals 6 and thought that you would need at least half of that... but I can see what you´re saying... it would probably be a bit more streamlined to reduce the number to 2.
Eve was happy but then said...."while we´re changing things... all of the animals have a mate, yet here I am all alone.... would it be possible to make a mate for me?"
God replied "yes, there is no reason for you to be alone" and he created man from the 3rd breast that he had removed from Eve.
What else would you do with a useless tit???
Now doesn´t that make more sense then the whole extra rib thing....
Eve was happy but then said...."while we´re changing things... all of the animals have a mate, yet here I am all alone.... would it be possible to make a mate for me?"
God replied "yes, there is no reason for you to be alone" and he created man from the 3rd breast that he had removed from Eve.
What else would you do with a useless tit???
Now doesn´t that make more sense then the whole extra rib thing....
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dillydally: The more I know about men the more I like dogs
Confuscious is a woman ?
Is that what she says about women who make bad jokes ?
Well I never knew that
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deroderidder: like dolphins:
intelligent creatures, but it's so hard to prove it
intelligent creatures, but it's so hard to prove it
Dolphins make cute chirping and clucking sounds don't they?
'Yes dear!'
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dillydally: The more I know about men the more I like dogs
The more I know about women the more I realise cats only rub up against your leg when they want something!
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In response to: like dolphins:
intelligent creatures, but it's so hard to prove it
intelligent creatures, but it's so hard to prove it
Have an intelligent conversation with us women,you'll
sure to figure it out!
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Englishman55: Confuscious is a woman ?
Is that what she says about women who make bad jokes ?
Well I never knew that
Is that what she says about women who make bad jokes ?
Well I never knew that
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck ?
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dillydally: If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck ?
Those aren´t nooses... they´re leads...
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dillydally: If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck ?
It's called power sharing..... gives you ladies something to pull us around with !
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dillydally: If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck ?
Like we didn't know that we men are dog!
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dillydally: Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone
sorry..the last post was meant in response to this post
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