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Oct 15, 2009 12:57 AM CST does this sound dumb
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
serene56: Sweetie, nothing but the best for you .. yours is the Special Edition Sports model

A flip-up seat for those "unexpected moments"



A handy receptacle attached to the armrest for your teeth

And a nice snug blanket for those chilly nights when the old rheumatism kicks in

Dont say I dont care about you


Awwwwwwwww! Thank you!

Thank you SO much!

It's the little things that show how much people care for each other!

I have something very little, but kinda cute, just for you!

blushing wine hug
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Oct 15, 2009 1:05 AM CST does this sound dumb
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,959 Posts
RobertC2: Awwwwwwwww! Thank you!

Thank you SO much!

It's the little things that show how much people care for each other!

I have something very little, but kinda cute, just for you!




shock I LOVE surprises applause

Will it be giftwrapped confused
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Oct 15, 2009 1:06 AM CST does this sound dumb
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
serene56: I LOVE surprises

Will it be giftwrapped


Of course - you can unpeel it.... slowly! cool
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Oct 15, 2009 1:06 AM CST does this sound dumb
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
RobertC2: Of course - you can unpeel it.... slowly!



banana - God! How I HATE that stupid banana emoticon!

conversing

moping
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Oct 15, 2009 1:09 AM CST does this sound dumb
MrAngel
MrAngelMrAngelChungli, Taipei Taiwan3 Threads 452 Posts
Boban1: I have a few rules

-don`t wear jeans with a zipper when you drink beer

- don`t piss on a electric fence

-Pretend you know her name........ in the morning

-don`t mix vodka and beer ...with wine

-don`t piss on a electric fence again


When I forget her name,I will say.."Do you spell your name the traditional way or differently"?

She will of course say,"I spell it "F-U-N-G-I-R-L".


"Oh, ok then".wink laugh
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Oct 15, 2009 1:15 AM CST does this sound dumb
HavinFuninTx
HavinFuninTxHavinFuninTxNorth of Houston, Texas USA2 Threads 226 Posts
Hmmm, ukrainegary...ukrainegary... Is this the same ukrainegary that has been banned from several websites already for being a, well, yourself? Busted at least a couple times I know of. Seems he moved back and forth across the water in seconds. Must be Superman!

Aw, maybe it isn't you...I mean...him. Maybe it is a different ukrainegary that looks like you that used to live here in USA. Are you a maintenance man, by any chance?

confused I forget where I saw that name.
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Oct 15, 2009 1:18 AM CST does this sound dumb
MrAngel
MrAngelMrAngelChungli, Taipei Taiwan3 Threads 452 Posts
HavinFuninTx: Hmmm, ukrainegary...ukrainegary... Is this the same ukrainegary that has been banned from several websites already for being a, well, yourself? Busted at least a couple times I know of. Seems he moved back and forth across the water in seconds. Must be Superman!

Aw, maybe it isn't you...I mean...him. Maybe it is a different ukrainegary that looks like you that used to live here in USA. Are you a maintenance man, by any chance?

I forget where I saw that name.


Several websites! How would you know that?laugh
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Oct 15, 2009 1:26 AM CST does this sound dumb
lovely4u7da
lovely4u7dalovely4u7dachicago, Illinois USA32 Threads 1,337 Posts
ukrainroegary48: all i can say larry is rolltide.
rolltide??????professor DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB you asked I say its DUMB,,,,,, He`s right you sleeping on the first date dont make you no better
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Oct 15, 2009 1:28 AM CST does this sound dumb
lovely4u7da
lovely4u7dalovely4u7dachicago, Illinois USA32 Threads 1,337 Posts
HotrodLarrys: I see it as Dumb? Yes! Dumb!
You Hold it against Her, if she sleeps with You The First Night.

You ALSO are sleeping with her, on her first night TOO,So If She hold it against you, and You hold it against Her, Then You are Neither one fit for a serious Relationship....

All You want is laid, But she wont stick arround, so your Mad unless you can Get some Puss the first Night, Shes Mad Because you only used one finger, so movin along.

Then Repeat?

Dumb isnt the word For It!
He`s right:
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Oct 15, 2009 1:33 AM CST does this sound dumb
pastortim
pastortimpastortimAland, Aland Islands Finland32 Threads 29 Polls 243 Posts
jlb684: So what's the magic number, then? 3rd date? 6th? 4 months? A year? This "rule" people impose upon themselves (or others) is ridiculous. I agree completely with Jan. You set some sort of standard, yet you are perfectly content with allowing the woman to break YOUR standard for your own satisfaction and selfish gratification, then you turn around and basically blame her for being the reason that you can't or won't have a relationship with her.

Here's a tip....
Don't take her to your bed, don't encourage, don't lead her on. If you do these things, the problem is yours. If you want a relationship with a woman but feel that this won't be possible if you sleep with her on the first date....then, for Christ's sake, DON'T SLEEP WITH HER!
Own up, man up, and stop putting the blame on the woman!


Goodness, I agree. Tempting a woman and then shoving her out the door when you are done is not a good way to find a relationship.
She may just give you an STD if you picked up the wrong one and she catches on and then you will be sorry.
OR...she may seduce you a second time and then cut your weanie off. ack.. Be nice to the girls and they will be nice to you.
Play nice.


cheers
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Oct 15, 2009 2:54 AM CST does this sound dumb
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
I never date a woman who has so little self esteem than to go out with someone like me.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 15, 2009 3:27 AM CST does this sound dumb
morgan5
morgan5morgan5chelmsford, Essex, England UK87 Threads 8,237 Posts
ukrainegary48: i have a rule in dating. if i get her in bed on the first date, i will never go out with her again. for me over the years. it has never worked in a relationship.
Sounds a bit like double standards to.
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Oct 15, 2009 9:20 AM CST does this sound dumb
ukrainegary48
ukrainegary48ukrainegary48Donetsk, Uzbekistan63 Threads 1,113 Posts
HavinFuninTx: Hmmm, ukrainegary...ukrainegary... Is this the same ukrainegary that has been banned from several websites already for being a, well, yourself? Busted at least a couple times I know of. Seems he moved back and forth across the water in seconds. Must be Superman!

Aw, maybe it isn't you...I mean...him. Maybe it is a different ukrainegary that looks like you that used to live here in USA. Are you a maintenance man, by any chance?

I forget where I saw that name.
not really sure what this to do with the question. enlighten me.
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Oct 15, 2009 9:22 AM CST does this sound dumb
SummerUK
SummerUKSummerUKWashington UK, Tyne and Wear, England UK24 Threads 8,842 Posts
ukrainegary48: not really sure what this to do with the question. enlighten me.


I think you need to be more than enlightened.

You need a slap around the chops roll eyes
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Oct 15, 2009 9:23 AM CST does this sound dumb
krisha
krishakrishatokyo, Kanto Japan76 Threads 6,375 Posts
that is opposite of mine.i did my own rules too..
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Oct 15, 2009 11:43 AM CST does this sound dumb
ukrainegary48
ukrainegary48ukrainegary48Donetsk, Uzbekistan63 Threads 1,113 Posts
SummerUK: I think you need to be more than enlightened.

You need a slap around the chops
please you better bring a lunch and dinner and a snak. cause you will need it.
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Oct 15, 2009 6:03 PM CST does this sound dumb
the7thanswer
the7thanswerthe7thanswerorlando, Florida USA48 Posts
that's a good rule.
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Oct 15, 2009 8:31 PM CST does this sound dumb
MrAngel
MrAngelMrAngelChungli, Taipei Taiwan3 Threads 452 Posts
SummerUK: I think you need to be more than enlightened.

You need a slap around the chops


A slap around the chops! Would it be appropriate for someone to offer you a slap around the chops?professor And if they did,I suspect you would quickly cry foul. Here,ladies and gentlemen,we have an example of a double standard and of the hypocrisy all around us. Is it alright for someone to suggest physical violence as long as it's a woman? scold
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Oct 15, 2009 8:36 PM CST does this sound dumb
maybe he was not that good and cannot get a second date, sounds more logicalrolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 15, 2009 8:39 PM CST does this sound dumb
Polarbutterfly
PolarbutterflyPolarbutterflyunknown, Northwest Territories Canada115 Threads 9,486 Posts
In response to: i have a rule in dating. if i get her in bed on the first date, i will never go out with her again. for me over the years. it has never worked in a relationship.


Does This Sound Dumb?


No,it's downright hilarious!yawn
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