Will trade my brother for yours ( Archived) (16)

Aug 7, 2006 4:16 PM CST Will trade my brother for yours
Jonquille
JonquilleJonquillePeace is its own reward, Ontario Canada98 Threads 897 Posts
Ladies - my brother is divorced and available. Stats are:
• 1955 model
• Reasonably good-looking
• Well-kept goatee
• Brown/brown with distinguished touch of grey
• 6' tall when not slouching
• Slight middle-aged spread around the midline
• Smokes a pipe to look distinguished or intelligent
• Handy about the house (renovations, drywall, paint, plumbing)
• Good sense of humour
• Can get cranky when hungry
• Can BBQ anything
• Prefers beer to wine
• Loves Monty Python
• Got up on waterskis once
• Would rather camp than go 5-star
• Never remembers birthdays or anniversaries
• Will eat anything on a dare except peanut butter
• Has had his police record pardoned

Comes with own cat. Shipping available anywhere in North America. Will trade for similar quality gentleman in good condition.
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Aug 7, 2006 4:28 PM CST Will trade my brother for yours
Justadreamerhere
JustadreamerhereJustadreamerhere39 Threads 3,444 Posts
although im taken and not interested, i must say this was a great post LOL what a fun way to date....ill remember this if my hunk of a brother ever divorceslaugh
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Aug 7, 2006 4:30 PM CST Will trade my brother for yours
I've got 5 brothers, wanna trade?rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 7, 2006 4:30 PM CST Will trade my brother for yours
chrissy87
chrissy87chrissy87Findlay, Ohio USA38 Threads 998 Posts
Sorry but my brothers also taken.comfort
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Aug 7, 2006 4:32 PM CST Will trade my brother for yours
catwm
catwmcatwmSomewhere in the middle, Florida USA48 Threads 6,683 Posts
I am in love already. lol




Gosh, my brothers are both married. moping
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Aug 7, 2006 4:36 PM CST Will trade my brother for yours
Jonquille
JonquilleJonquillePeace is its own reward, Ontario Canada98 Threads 897 Posts
For all five? Deal! Maybe I can barter the spares for other cool stuff. rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 7, 2006 4:37 PM CST Will trade my brother for yours
arabella
arabellaarabellaNear Farmington, Maine USA98 Threads 1 Polls 6,199 Posts
Darn, I don't have a brother to trade!!!laugh
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Aug 7, 2006 4:37 PM CST Will trade my brother for yours
Jonquille
JonquilleJonquillePeace is its own reward, Ontario Canada98 Threads 897 Posts
It was the cat, wasn't it? wink
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Aug 7, 2006 4:40 PM CST Will trade my brother for yours
catwm
catwmcatwmSomewhere in the middle, Florida USA48 Threads 6,683 Posts
wink
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Aug 7, 2006 4:40 PM CST Will trade my brother for yours
native_grl38
native_grl38native_grl38Belleville, Canada10 Threads 4,332 Posts
I'm sorry but I coulden't inflict that pain on any woman!




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Aug 7, 2006 5:11 PM CST Will trade my brother for yours
Jonquille
JonquilleJonquillePeace is its own reward, Ontario Canada98 Threads 897 Posts
Thanks hon! I appreciate your honesty! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 12, 2006 6:11 PM CST Will trade my brother for yours
Jonquille
JonquilleJonquillePeace is its own reward, Ontario Canada98 Threads 897 Posts
I'm pleased to tell you all that my little brother is now on CS. Search for arthurdent. If interested, email me for inside information. rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 12, 2006 6:15 PM CST Will trade my brother for yours
Tumpa
TumpaTumpaottawa, Ontario Canada88 Threads 7,091 Posts
My brother is taken, sorry, you'll have to settle for l'il ol' me!!
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Nov 12, 2006 6:24 PM CST Will trade my brother for yours
Jonquille
JonquilleJonquillePeace is its own reward, Ontario Canada98 Threads 897 Posts
Sorry James - I should update the subject line to "brother for free"! I'm off the market myself. hug
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Nov 12, 2006 6:25 PM CST Will trade my brother for yours
Tumpa
TumpaTumpaottawa, Ontario Canada88 Threads 7,091 Posts
Start your new thread then!!!
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Nov 13, 2006 11:54 AM CST Will trade my brother for yours
Jonquille
JonquilleJonquillePeace is its own reward, Ontario Canada98 Threads 897 Posts
Done! rolling on the floor laughing
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