JonquilleOPPeace is its own reward, Ontario Canada897 posts
Ladies - my brother is divorced and available. Stats are: • 1955 model • Reasonably good-looking • Well-kept goatee • Brown/brown with distinguished touch of grey • 6' tall when not slouching • Slight middle-aged spread around the midline • Smokes a pipe to look distinguished or intelligent • Handy about the house (renovations, drywall, paint, plumbing) • Good sense of humour • Can get cranky when hungry • Can BBQ anything • Prefers beer to wine • Loves Monty Python • Got up on waterskis once • Would rather camp than go 5-star • Never remembers birthdays or anniversaries • Will eat anything on a dare except peanut butter • Has had his police record pardoned
Comes with own cat. Shipping available anywhere in North America. Will trade for similar quality gentleman in good condition.
although im taken and not interested, i must say this was a great post LOL what a fun way to date....ill remember this if my hunk of a brother ever divorces
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• 1955 model
• Reasonably good-looking
• Well-kept goatee
• Brown/brown with distinguished touch of grey
• 6' tall when not slouching
• Slight middle-aged spread around the midline
• Smokes a pipe to look distinguished or intelligent
• Handy about the house (renovations, drywall, paint, plumbing)
• Good sense of humour
• Can get cranky when hungry
• Can BBQ anything
• Prefers beer to wine
• Loves Monty Python
• Got up on waterskis once
• Would rather camp than go 5-star
• Never remembers birthdays or anniversaries
• Will eat anything on a dare except peanut butter
• Has had his police record pardoned
Comes with own cat. Shipping available anywhere in North America. Will trade for similar quality gentleman in good condition.