Do women need to come with instructions? ( Archived) (56)

Aug 10, 2006 9:14 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
What instuctions do they need to come with and where should they be written.

Eyes: Look here deeply and often.smitten
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Aug 10, 2006 9:16 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
RainbowSlider
RainbowSliderRainbowSliderYellville, USA171 Threads 7,174 Posts
I think it would be easier if they came with a brain, two ears, a mouth and could speak the same language then you could comunicate with them.

Roy
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Aug 10, 2006 9:16 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
urbanmyth
urbanmythurbanmythEDINBURGH, Lothian, Scotland UK10 Threads 435 Posts
Caution: Slippery when wet.

confused
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Aug 10, 2006 9:19 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
Katine76
Katine76Katine76Moncton, Canada145 Threads 4,516 Posts
If anything MEN should all come with instructions and warning labels rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 10, 2006 9:20 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
Maggalicious
MaggaliciousMaggaliciousBerlin, Wisconsin USA19 Threads 1,101 Posts
No, if anything, the less you try to understand us the better off you are, just go with the flow!!
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Aug 10, 2006 9:22 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
RainbowSlider
RainbowSliderRainbowSliderYellville, USA171 Threads 7,174 Posts
I agree. Women are a virus, lol. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 10, 2006 9:22 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
Maggalicious
MaggaliciousMaggaliciousBerlin, Wisconsin USA19 Threads 1,101 Posts
we itch for a little but, but after a while we just grow on you!!
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Aug 10, 2006 9:23 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
dazzling_dave
dazzling_davedazzling_daveWaynesboro, Virginia USA4 Threads 1,993 Posts
Would anyone read the instructions even if they were included in the packaging?
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Aug 10, 2006 9:24 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
Maggalicious
MaggaliciousMaggaliciousBerlin, Wisconsin USA19 Threads 1,101 Posts
would a man stop and ask for directions?


Do pigs fly!!
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Aug 10, 2006 9:26 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
justabigrose
justabigrosejustabigrosegreen forest, Arkansas USA23 Threads 1,162 Posts
what she said lolrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing and yes we bite backgrin
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Aug 10, 2006 9:26 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
RainbowSlider
RainbowSliderRainbowSliderYellville, USA171 Threads 7,174 Posts
Of course we fly. Razorback rule, lol.rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 10, 2006 9:26 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
Maggalicious
MaggaliciousMaggaliciousBerlin, Wisconsin USA19 Threads 1,101 Posts
Nice pic hun!
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Aug 10, 2006 9:26 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
xfahctor
xfahctorxfahctorlancaster, New Hampshire USA44 Threads 1,643 Posts
you couldnt POSSIBLY carry the manual that would come with them
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Aug 10, 2006 9:27 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
RainbowSlider
RainbowSliderRainbowSliderYellville, USA171 Threads 7,174 Posts
I have plenty of calamine lotion on hand.rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 10, 2006 9:27 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
Dragnzx
DragnzxDragnzxUnderabridge, Alabama USA33 Threads 688 Posts
I have the instruction booklet but seem to have lost the woman to apply the intsructions.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

They are also like a VCR, both are hard to figure out !!

cheering cheering frustrated frustrated
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Aug 10, 2006 9:29 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
TheProfessor
TheProfessorTheProfessorPandoras Box, USA91 Threads 4,746 Posts
You could if you don't mind shouldering something 5x the weight of the UNIX bible, and lugging around 110lb.
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Aug 10, 2006 9:30 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
Dragnzx
DragnzxDragnzxUnderabridge, Alabama USA33 Threads 688 Posts
Men do not read the instructions, we assume 'How it works'. That's why we are here and not applying the information.dancing dancing dunno
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Aug 10, 2006 9:32 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
dazzling_dave
dazzling_davedazzling_daveWaynesboro, Virginia USA4 Threads 1,993 Posts
Even if an instruction booklet came with them, it would be obsolete 5 minutes after taking delivery.
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Aug 10, 2006 9:32 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
xfahctor
xfahctorxfahctorlancaster, New Hampshire USA44 Threads 1,643 Posts
laugh
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Aug 10, 2006 9:33 PM CST Do women need to come with instructions?
xfahctor
xfahctorxfahctorlancaster, New Hampshire USA44 Threads 1,643 Posts
lol....so a map would be useless to then
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