New Limerick Thread (240)
Modern_Fairy: oh my PMSL
ahh irish went on smutty cilla u see
for she was chasin a man or 3
rob, jh and macca competed with dertermiantion
she asked them why me??
they replied full of glee
you cant get any better than D..
ahh irish went on smutty cilla u see
for she was chasin a man or 3
rob, jh and macca competed with dertermiantion
she asked them why me??
they replied full of glee
you cant get any better than D..
Well they all answered so well
god dam what the hell
I only want one not three
But sure who would I choose, what have I to lose
they had me all hot you see
Oh Irish i see,
Elmo asked you to dance,
By the look in his eye,
Say twas love at first glance,
Try when your dancing,
Not step on his toes,
And he just might vibrate,
But hey who knows.
Elmo asked you to dance,
By the look in his eye,
Say twas love at first glance,
Try when your dancing,
Not step on his toes,
And he just might vibrate,
But hey who knows.
Oh my sweet chukles,
I may seem observed,
But thanks for your kind words,
They aint gone unheard,
You do understand,
So from mine to your hand.
I may seem observed,
But thanks for your kind words,
They aint gone unheard,
You do understand,
So from mine to your hand.
sukatai: Oh my sweet chukles,
I may seem observed,
But thanks for your kind words,
They aint gone unheard,
You do understand,
So from mine to your hand.
I may seem observed,
But thanks for your kind words,
They aint gone unheard,
You do understand,
So from mine to your hand.
oh good evenin to you sir
and how do you do
i heard you had the scutters
is this news at all true??
please refrain from tellin me this
but id like it if you gave it a miss
chuckles25: oh good evenin to you sir
and how do you do
i heard you had the scutters
is this news at all true??
please refrain from tellin me this
but id like it if you gave it a miss
and how do you do
i heard you had the scutters
is this news at all true??
please refrain from tellin me this
but id like it if you gave it a miss
from trim i heard a scream so loud
chuckles was frightened im sure its allowed
soon a happy thought hit her
to scare off this massive spider
she sat up in bed and meowed
chuckles25: oh good evenin to you sir
and how do you do
i heard you had the scutters
is this news at all true??
please refrain from tellin me this
but id like it if you gave it a miss
and how do you do
i heard you had the scutters
is this news at all true??
please refrain from tellin me this
but id like it if you gave it a miss
Ha ha thats funny,
No just upset tummy,
I'm sure i'll be fine,
its flu hope not swine,
And if it is then i am dying.
sukatai: Ha ha thats funny,
No just upset tummy,
I'm sure i'll be fine,
its flu hope not swine,
And if it is then i am dying.
No just upset tummy,
I'm sure i'll be fine,
its flu hope not swine,
And if it is then i am dying.
well this is me
all kind and funny
im not at all a bit loony
i hope you feel better quite soon
i wouldnt want you feeling gloom
Modern_Fairy: from trim i heard a scream so loud
chuckles was frightened im sure its allowed
soon a happy thought hit her
to scare off this massive spider
she sat up in bed and meowed
chuckles was frightened im sure its allowed
soon a happy thought hit her
to scare off this massive spider
she sat up in bed and meowed
Oh dear oh dear
this one cries like a deer
with her howls and laughter
i may close my ears for after
but shes one for the leers
chuckles25: Hey People
Cant find the old Limerick thread
So ive started a new one,
Deal is write a 5 line limerick for the person above you
So who wants to get the ball rolling
evil woman by elo,4 those who dont no what elo means, ,the called electric,light,orchestra,the next best band after queenCant find the old Limerick thread
So ive started a new one,
Deal is write a 5 line limerick for the person above you
So who wants to get the ball rolling
chuckles25: Oh dear oh dear
this one cries like a deer
with her howls and laughter
i may close my ears for after
but shes one for the leers
this one cries like a deer
with her howls and laughter
i may close my ears for after
but shes one for the leers
chuckles likes to think shes fab
she def likes to write poetry with jabs
some were quite funny
some were quite crummy
but none of it was ever drab
ella1976: evil woman by elo,4 those who dont no what elo means, ,the called electric,light,orchestra,the next best band after queen
Ella Ella shes new to the scene
shes a lover of all things queen
shes all electric
and so very bright
but wat makes us notice her
is shes so full of life
chuckles25: Ella Ella shes new to the scene
shes a lover of all things queen
shes all electric
and so very bright
but wat makes us notice her
is shes so full of life
shes a lover of all things queen
shes all electric
and so very bright
but wat makes us notice her
is shes so full of life
I have spoke to Ella,
And she is really sound,
She is new to the site,
And sound as a pound,
She speaks like a nut,
But really is fruit,
Very honest and that is the truth
Modern_Fairy: ahh chuckles and i are you see,
closer than honey and their bees..
we do not finght nor take heed..
as we are well aware there is no need..
after all wer best friends haha cant u see??
closer than honey and their bees..
we do not finght nor take heed..
as we are well aware there is no need..
after all wer best friends haha cant u see??
Jack asked Jill if she on the pill,
She rolled down hill with laughter,
While little boy blue had a horn in his hand,
When he seen bo peeps nice garther,
The pigs bought new wigs as they went to the ball,
And humpty got stoned and fell off his wall.
pass
ella1976: pass
ella was a young lady from cork
whos not one for malicious lark
shes honest and crude
and never to rude
she puts all da others to shame form cork
Modern_Fairy: ella was a young lady from cork
whos not one for malicious lark
shes honest and crude
and never to rude
she puts all da others to shame form cork
ahh thats nice thanks love ,not great at this but i,ll give it me best shot,,modern fairy has just made me clearly happy,she,s not a bit snappy,a lovely young lady,the little things uyou say ,u just made my day,whos not one for malicious lark
shes honest and crude
and never to rude
she puts all da others to shame form cork
well how did i do,
ella1976: ahh thats nice thanks love ,not great at this but i,ll give it me best shot,,modern fairy has just made me clearly happy,she,s not a bit snappy,a lovely young lady,the little things uyou say ,u just made my day, well how did i do,
Ella Ella youve got it in one
you really know how to have sum fun
with everyday that we log on
there is always sumting
to make us say wow,
chuckles25: Ella Ella youve got it in one
you really know how to have sum fun
with everyday that we log on
there is always sumting
to make us say wow,
chuckles i think ur off ur chuck ,i wish u the best of luck ,yes somedays can suck,someday days are great ,we might meet ur true mate you really know how to have sum fun
with everyday that we log on
there is always sumting
to make us say wow,
ella1976: chuckles i think ur off ur chuck ,i wish u the best of luck ,yes somedays can suck,someday days are great ,we might meet ur true mate
aw ella my dear
youve made me smile and cheer
i may be a bit weird
but thats just me
im all lively and fun
thats the way it shud be
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You aint foolin me with that puupy dog face
for we know now what you like
and holy god into
Poor men in Meath beware she has spikes
oh my
ahh irish went on smutty cilla u see
for she was chasin a man or 3
rob, jh and macca competed with dertermiantion
she asked them why me??
they replied full of glee
you cant get any better than D..