New Limerick Thread (240)
Modern_Fairy: i know thedoode who can do this
hes can write a good limerick i insist
you cannot go wrong
if you all play along
if you don't I think I might feel dissed
hes can write a good limerick i insist
you cannot go wrong
if you all play along
if you don't I think I might feel dissed
there is a girl called jackie
whose limericks are know for being wacky
she can make people laugh
pplit her long johns in half
and tries her best not to be tacky
chuckles25: modern fairy is a woman of class
she drinks her baileys
from a large glass
she doesnt ever share
as it makes her chest grow hairs
she drinks her baileys
from a large glass
she doesnt ever share
as it makes her chest grow hairs
woops
there is a girl called jackie
whose limericks are know for being wacky
she can make people laugh
split her long johns in half
and tries her best not to be tacky
irish1978eyes: Oh modern a song comes to mind
You and Redrain, his poetry
are you blind..
such a lovely guy and an offer of newyork
im gona have to kick you hind!!
You and Redrain, his poetry
are you blind..
such a lovely guy and an offer of newyork
im gona have to kick you hind!!
well redrain i have to say is hawt as hell
his dare poem made my heart swell
hes spunk and pert.....
and a bit of a flirt
but hes good friend and nice dude as well
Modern_Fairy: woops
there is a girl called jackie
whose limericks are know for being wacky
she can make people laugh
split her long johns in half
and tries her best not to be tacky
there is a girl called jackie
whose limericks are know for being wacky
she can make people laugh
split her long johns in half
and tries her best not to be tacky
now now fairy please play nice
ill be forced to tell all
with sum sugar and spice
how you are always so naughty
and your never ever nice
bump 
chuckles25: bump
awww chukles did you enter wrong thead with that?
u meant for the alphabet game im sure
sukatai: awww chukles did you enter wrong thead with that?
u meant for the alphabet game im sure
u meant for the alphabet game im sure
Oh sukati sukati your a fool
you gotta make them all drool
for this bump bump bump word
is just a bit forward you see
to bring the thread up for all to see
chuckles25: i myself know your not mean
you like to have a laugh
and show how your lean
so please dont think
im out to cause trouble
i wouldnt want to burst your very large bubble
you like to have a laugh
and show how your lean
so please dont think
im out to cause trouble
i wouldnt want to burst your very large bubble
oh my dear hunny,
that was so funny,
i almost peed laughin,
to all your auld gaffin,
sure you'll catch me again, u cluckin auld hen.
sukatai: oh my dear hunny,
that was so funny,
i almost peed laughin,
to all your auld gaffin,
sure you'll catch me again, u cluckin auld hen.
that was so funny,
i almost peed laughin,
to all your auld gaffin,
sure you'll catch me again, u cluckin auld hen.
there goes sukati
with his teddy thats tatty
he goes alone to his bed
with his messed up head
trys to think of a way
to get out ofthe shed
chuckles25: there goes sukati
with his teddy thats tatty
he goes alone to his bed
with his messed up head
trys to think of a way
to get out ofthe shed
with his teddy thats tatty
he goes alone to his bed
with his messed up head
trys to think of a way
to get out ofthe shed
now that was not nice,
the things you just said,
for i do not have a lonely bed,
and things are fine within my head,
im only here to speak on thread.
sukatai: now that was not nice,
the things you just said,
for i do not have a lonely bed,
and things are fine within my head,
im only here to speak on thread.
the things you just said,
for i do not have a lonely bed,
and things are fine within my head,
im only here to speak on thread.
as you can see
i dont mean any harm
i dnt think as i speak
so im sorry i overly leaked
sure this thread just for fun
and theres no intended pun
bump bump
chuckles25: bump bump
There was a young lady called chuckles
Who giggled when undoing buckles
When drunk she wrong angled
Her fingers got tangled
She ended up using her knuckles.
gingerb: There was a young lady called chuckles
Who giggled when undoing buckles
When drunk she wrong angled
Her fingers got tangled
She ended up using her knuckles.
Who giggled when undoing buckles
When drunk she wrong angled
Her fingers got tangled
She ended up using her knuckles.
her parents did not name her ginger
but told him CS is where to meet her
no stranger to vice
he'll treat her quite nice
he may be crude but he certainly aint no cs minger
Modern_Fairy: her parents did not name her ginger
but told him CS is where to meet her
no stranger to vice
he'll treat her quite nice
he may be crude but he certainly aint no cs minger
but told him CS is where to meet her
no stranger to vice
he'll treat her quite nice
he may be crude but he certainly aint no cs minger
she is as naughty as a girl can be,
im surprised she is still on the thread,
i had a dream last night,
of me and her in a bed..
just say yes say yes... wooopppieeeee
robpacciani: she is as naughty as a girl can be,
im surprised she is still on the thread,
i had a dream last night,
of me and her in a bed..
just say yes say yes... wooopppieeeee
im surprised she is still on the thread,
i had a dream last night,
of me and her in a bed..
just say yes say yes... wooopppieeeee
of all the pacciani's that we know
there is one with a personlity "just so"
a molested creativity
of crude proclivity
when he greets a cs woman its not 'ciao' but hoe
Modern_Fairy: of all the pacciani's that we know
there is one with a personlity "just so"
a molested creativity
of crude proclivity
when he greets a cs woman its not 'ciao' but hoe
there is one with a personlity "just so"
a molested creativity
of crude proclivity
when he greets a cs woman its not 'ciao' but hoe
Oh modern Fairy...little garage on the prairy
Well why am I not suprised
with your angel wings and your devil spade
Blaming poor google
Poor rob you did rise....
irish1978eyes: Oh modern Fairy...little garage on the prairy
Well why am I not suprised
with your angel wings and your devil spade
Blaming poor google
Poor rob you did rise....
Well why am I not suprised
with your angel wings and your devil spade
Blaming poor google
Poor rob you did rise....
there was a young irish gal who was fond of positions
but from last night we heard it was submissive
over her shoulder she found
when she looked around
a hole new meaning for hindsight
Modern_Fairy: there was a young irish gal who was fond of positions
but from last night we heard it was submissive
over her shoulder she found
when she looked around
a hole new meaning for hindsight
but from last night we heard it was submissive
over her shoulder she found
when she looked around
a hole new meaning for hindsight
Oh modern fairy...full of eyes and grace
You aint foolin me with that puupy dog face
for we know now what you like
and holy god into
Poor men in Meath beware she has spikes
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Who is never quite contrary
She's busty and fun
With hair like the sun
And never ever scary
i know thedoode who can do this
hes can write a good limerick i insist
you cannot go wrong
if you all play along
if you don't I think I might feel dissed