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sukatai: Sorry to hear you lost out your job,
But its a new year an im sure u'll not sob,
Corners are there for us all to turn,
And when you find yours,
You'll work and you'll earn,
Times have been tough,
On many a folk,
But keep lookin forward,
And dont feel provoked,
I hope that you find all that you need,
And be working again,
With all of gods speed.
But its a new year an im sure u'll not sob,
Corners are there for us all to turn,
And when you find yours,
You'll work and you'll earn,
Times have been tough,
On many a folk,
But keep lookin forward,
And dont feel provoked,
I hope that you find all that you need,
And be working again,
With all of gods speed.
your words have suceeded in trying to console me
still staying at home can get very lonely
im not used to being the stay at home mum
this recession really isnt any kind of fun
but the business closed so what could i do
i was there for years since 1982
dad bought the place when i was 12 years old
cars and vans are the things that he sold
after school each day to answer the phone
but again my pay shur there was none
as money was tight back then too you see
but enough of all this oh fiddle de dee
navbabe: your words have suceeded in trying to console me
still staying at home can get very lonely
im not used to being the stay at home mum
this recession really isnt any kind of fun
but the business closed so what could i do
i was there for years since 1982
dad bought the place when i was 12 years old
cars and vans are the things that he sold
after school each day to answer the phone
but again my pay shur there was none
as money was tight back then too you see
but enough of all this oh fiddle de dee
still staying at home can get very lonely
im not used to being the stay at home mum
this recession really isnt any kind of fun
but the business closed so what could i do
i was there for years since 1982
dad bought the place when i was 12 years old
cars and vans are the things that he sold
after school each day to answer the phone
but again my pay shur there was none
as money was tight back then too you see
but enough of all this oh fiddle de dee
You will be fine i no time at all,
As soon as we clear that shower from the dail,
Keep your head always held high,
And soon you'll be fine,
But dont ask me why,
Enjoy the break that you do have now,
And when things level out,
You'll find someway how.
sukatai: You will be fine i no time at all,
As soon as we clear that shower from the dail,
Keep your head always held high,
And soon you'll be fine,
But dont ask me why,
Enjoy the break that you do have now,
And when things level out,
You'll find someway how.
As soon as we clear that shower from the dail,
Keep your head always held high,
And soon you'll be fine,
But dont ask me why,
Enjoy the break that you do have now,
And when things level out,
You'll find someway how.
oh enough of this old sad lament
are you up for a spot of devilment
just a laugh and an ould joke
if i get any sadder on my tears ill choke
no sign of the girls here yet today
ill be fun to see what they have to say
cos they are young and so fully of beauty
and you know it yourself they can get quite fruity
so come on girls where are yis now
will ya come back on and take yer bow
navbabe: oh enough of this old sad lament
are you up for a spot of devilment
just a laugh and an ould joke
if i get any sadder on my tears ill choke
no sign of the girls here yet today
ill be fun to see what they have to say
cos they are young and so fully of beauty
and you know it yourself they can get quite fruity
so come on girls where are yis now
will ya come back on and take yer bow
are you up for a spot of devilment
just a laugh and an ould joke
if i get any sadder on my tears ill choke
no sign of the girls here yet today
ill be fun to see what they have to say
cos they are young and so fully of beauty
and you know it yourself they can get quite fruity
so come on girls where are yis now
will ya come back on and take yer bow
Ok my friend,
Time for some fun,
The girls have gone shy,
Maybe waxin there bum,
But i know we all friends,
Although never have seen,
But its in my bones,
Or is that just my spleen,
Im sure they will join us here later on,
And im sure they will answer,
With there version of song.
There once was a site called Cee Ess
that singles from Eire could access
A meet in the city
had the gang all going pretty
Determined to make it the bestest
that singles from Eire could access
A meet in the city
had the gang all going pretty
Determined to make it the bestest
sukatai: Ok my friend,
Time for some fun,
The girls have gone shy,
Maybe waxin there bum,
But i know we all friends,
Although never have seen,
But its in my bones,
Or is that just my spleen,
Im sure they will join us here later on,
And im sure they will answer,
With there version of song.
Time for some fun,
The girls have gone shy,
Maybe waxin there bum,
But i know we all friends,
Although never have seen,
But its in my bones,
Or is that just my spleen,
Im sure they will join us here later on,
And im sure they will answer,
With there version of song.
your very quick with your reply
im not so fast do you hear me sigh
and as for the girls off waxing their bum
boys have hair there but us girls have none
but to wax and preen us girls do delight
cos otherwise we'd look an awfull fright
oh to catch a boys eye is all well and good
but if we dont preen we'd look like elmer fudd
navbabe: your very quick with your reply
im not so fast do you hear me sigh
and as for the girls off waxing their bum
boys have hair there but us girls have none
but to wax and preen us girls do delight
cos otherwise we'd look an awfull fright
oh to catch a boys eye is all well and good
but if we dont preen we'd look like elmer fudd
im not so fast do you hear me sigh
and as for the girls off waxing their bum
boys have hair there but us girls have none
but to wax and preen us girls do delight
cos otherwise we'd look an awfull fright
oh to catch a boys eye is all well and good
but if we dont preen we'd look like elmer fudd
Ah i know there not waxing there bum,
I only said it to have some fun,
Some times boys alo do little wax,
But im sure them type guys,
Just only wear slacks,
Im sure that everyone gets hairy at times,
But i bet ya there smooth when there words come to ryhmes.
sukatai: Ah i know there not waxing there bum,
I only said it to have some fun,
Some times boys alo do little wax,
But im sure them type guys,
Just only wear slacks,
Im sure that everyone gets hairy at times,
But i bet ya there smooth when there words come to ryhmes.
I only said it to have some fun,
Some times boys alo do little wax,
But im sure them type guys,
Just only wear slacks,
Im sure that everyone gets hairy at times,
But i bet ya there smooth when there words come to ryhmes.
i have heard of these guys who do wax their bum
but to me its a complete phenomenon
back sack and crack i believe it is called
but why would ye want your balls to be bald
to me it doesnt make any sense
and im sure it cost a pretty fair pence
whats the matter with being how god intended
shur give it a trim and keep it well tended
why bother going through all that pain
when in the end shur theres nowt to gain
sukatai: Ah i know there not waxing there bum,
I only said it to have some fun,
Some times boys alo do little wax,
But im sure them type guys,
Just only wear slacks,
Im sure that everyone gets hairy at times,
But i bet ya there smooth when there words come to ryhmes.
I only said it to have some fun,
Some times boys alo do little wax,
But im sure them type guys,
Just only wear slacks,
Im sure that everyone gets hairy at times,
But i bet ya there smooth when there words come to ryhmes.
oh i see i may have found me a new match
sukatai what can i say navbabe really is a catch
was suppose to go out and have fun in the town
but my plans have changed and ive been let down
but dont worry guys you wont see me with a frown
for i have u lot here and ur riddles will drown
so come one and show a good rhymne or two
as my mind is blank and i need to get in the mood
i will scramble and think of words so witty
to show you how u really get down and gritty
for the limerick or the poems to
can have u fellin mad or feelin blue
so i will wait for your replys and charm too
pray i wont stick my foot in my mouth and u cant sue
Modern_Fairy: oh i see i may have found me a new match
sukatai what can i say navbabe really is a catch
was suppose to go out and have fun in the town
but my plans have changed and ive been let down
but dont worry guys you wont see me with a frown
for i have u lot here and ur riddles will drown
so come one and show a good rhymne or two
as my mind is blank and i need to get in the mood
i will scramble and think of words so witty
to show you how u really get down and gritty
for the limerick or the poems to
can have u fellin mad or feelin blue
so i will wait for your replys and charm too
pray i wont stick my foot in my mouth and u cant sue
sukatai what can i say navbabe really is a catch
was suppose to go out and have fun in the town
but my plans have changed and ive been let down
but dont worry guys you wont see me with a frown
for i have u lot here and ur riddles will drown
so come one and show a good rhymne or two
as my mind is blank and i need to get in the mood
i will scramble and think of words so witty
to show you how u really get down and gritty
for the limerick or the poems to
can have u fellin mad or feelin blue
so i will wait for your replys and charm too
pray i wont stick my foot in my mouth and u cant sue
hazel my dear your so wlecome back
tis time for some fun shur we'll have a lark
what happened tonight that you were let down
what sort of an eejit is that guy a clown
but modders i really must call you to halt
but really its probably not quite your fault
to read from that rhymes and poems above
that me and sukatai are falling in love
although it is true that the friendship is growing
the jokes and the words as you see they were flowing
but please dont jump to a silly conclusion
it takes more than a few word for a couple to fusion
oh hazel you little mink
id love to know what you do think
would be from me a right good catch
who knows it could be a match
so tell me of the guys name
and see if i will think the same
you say he is as mad as a hatter
but i dont mind as long as theres banter
so come wee hazel his name do spill
dont keep me waiting or you i will kill
id love to know what you do think
would be from me a right good catch
who knows it could be a match
so tell me of the guys name
and see if i will think the same
you say he is as mad as a hatter
but i dont mind as long as theres banter
so come wee hazel his name do spill
dont keep me waiting or you i will kill
sukatai: That ryhme was funny,
Oh my dear hunny,
Under your thumb,
Keep waxin that bum,
I have you trained,
Like never before,
You'll sit down and beg,
If i knocked on your door,
Maybe roll over if i asked you nice,
But that is new story,
One full of pure spice,
I'd talk you for walks,
When you need to go,
But the leash will stay on,
Until you go with the flow.
Oh my dear hunny,
Under your thumb,
Keep waxin that bum,
I have you trained,
Like never before,
You'll sit down and beg,
If i knocked on your door,
Maybe roll over if i asked you nice,
But that is new story,
One full of pure spice,
I'd talk you for walks,
When you need to go,
But the leash will stay on,
Until you go with the flow.
oh sukatai from your words im agog
it sounds as if you think hazels a dog
to sit and beg when you knock on her door
more likely hazel will throw you to the floor
and put manners on you like you've never had
truth be told you'll love being bad
and from this rhyme i do decree
it'll not be hazel down on the knee
navbabe: oh sukatai from your words im agog
it sounds as if you think hazels a dog
to sit and beg when you knock on her door
more likely hazel will throw you to the floor
and put manners on you like you've never had
truth be told you'll love being bad
and from this rhyme i do decree
it'll not be hazel down on the knee
it sounds as if you think hazels a dog
to sit and beg when you knock on her door
more likely hazel will throw you to the floor
and put manners on you like you've never had
truth be told you'll love being bad
and from this rhyme i do decree
it'll not be hazel down on the knee
Im only having bit of fun,
And not called hazel dog now hun,
But im sure if she got hold of me,
She would send me out to pee,
And yes i leave the toilet set down,
I am house trained and not a clown,
Sometimes i bark,
But also do play,
And maybe thats just my animal way,
I do need a lead to keep me in toe,
And if you can control me,
Then to you i will show.
navbabe: oh sukatai from your words im agog
it sounds as if you think hazels a dog
to sit and beg when you knock on her door
more likely hazel will throw you to the floor
and put manners on you like you've never had
truth be told you'll love being bad
and from this rhyme i do decree
it'll not be hazel down on the knee
it sounds as if you think hazels a dog
to sit and beg when you knock on her door
more likely hazel will throw you to the floor
and put manners on you like you've never had
truth be told you'll love being bad
and from this rhyme i do decree
it'll not be hazel down on the knee
haha oh navbabe i could not believe what was before my eyes
id thought i died and gone to heaven but t'was a lie
for im no dog nor need no master
il have him so hot all he could reply is faster
for im not talkin of the kind
where all these posters bump and grind
im referrin to the one where he wrote to much
of dogs and leashes have u ever heard of such
i feel my face gettin red and hot
i think i may need to join chuckles in the bath
or should it be he who takes the hot soddy bath
cuz his mouth is startin to sound as dirrrrty as a rat hahaha
sukatai: Im only having bit of fun,
And not called hazel dog now hun,
But im sure if she got hold of me,
She would send me out to pee,
And yes i leave the toilet set down,
I am house trained and not a clown,
Sometimes i bark,
But also do play,
And maybe thats just my animal way,
I do need a lead to keep me in toe,
And if you can control me,
Then to you i will show.
Am thats not actually a limerick thats technically a poem. . .And not called hazel dog now hun,
But im sure if she got hold of me,
She would send me out to pee,
And yes i leave the toilet set down,
I am house trained and not a clown,
Sometimes i bark,
But also do play,
And maybe thats just my animal way,
I do need a lead to keep me in toe,
And if you can control me,
Then to you i will show.
catsaway: Am thats not actually a limerick thats technically a poem. . .
ahh its get a bit hard to keep up with the limericks and u get more of a laugh from these ones
ok never did this b4 so give it a go
modern fairy is very merry
her hair wud be nice if it was cherry
her legs are very hairy
they look a bit scary
maybe we should call her terry
all i cud think of
modern fairy is very merry
her hair wud be nice if it was cherry
her legs are very hairy
they look a bit scary
maybe we should call her terry
all i cud think of
catsaway: Am thats not actually a limerick thats technically a poem. . .
Well then i suggest you read back the posts and see i said that last night,,, that it was meant to be only five lines, and i was told that it dont matter what it is,, up until then i was always five lines,,,READ THE THREADS and then tell the op the same thing thanks
RoeDeVinna: ok never did this b4 so give it a go
modern fairy is very merry
her hair wud be nice if it was cherry
her legs are very hairy
they look a bit scary
maybe we should call her terry
all i cud think of
modern fairy is very merry
her hair wud be nice if it was cherry
her legs are very hairy
they look a bit scary
maybe we should call her terry
all i cud think of
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but some of your words i really must query
for a question you put to hazel you did say
wondering if perhapes she were gay
shes very happy and oh such a delight
i really thought you had more insight
to steal her heart you must be fast
or a spell on you shes sure to cast
and dont think from her charms you are immune
cos from a fiddle she know how to get the sweetest tune
now i really must say good night
or else in the morning ill look an awful sight
so goodnight again to my bed i must run
but thanks for tonight i had so much fun
I hope that you slept well,
And did not wake creased,
For you should go to work,
As beauty not beast,
The things that you say,
Make me laugh out aloud,
For my words are simple,
I aint so proud,
What you see is what you get,
I hope you realise it pet.