New Limerick Thread (240)
There once was a woman from Bedlam
Who thought that she had a good plan
When she went to the doctor
She was in for a shocker
When they told her that she was a man!
Who thought that she had a good plan
When she went to the doctor
She was in for a shocker
When they told her that she was a man!
chuckles25: There once was a woman from Bedlam
Who thought that she had a good plan
When she went to the doctor
She was in for a shocker
When they told her that she was a man!
Who thought that she had a good plan
When she went to the doctor
She was in for a shocker
When they told her that she was a man!
jackie is off out tomorrow night
id go only moneys so tight
but have fun and have a ball
maybe next time i'll answer the call
cos the girls on the town oh what a sight
navbabe: jackie is off out tomorrow night
id go only moneys so tight
but have fun and have a ball
maybe next time i'll answer the call
cos the girls on the town oh what a sight
id go only moneys so tight
but have fun and have a ball
maybe next time i'll answer the call
cos the girls on the town oh what a sight
awhh elaine my dear ur gas
hopefully tomroow night we'll have a blast
its a shame u wont be there hun
we'll have to make sure its twice the fun
we'll have a drink or two for you
hopefully ul be havin fun whatever u do
as for us its ladies night...
and the feelings so right.. lalalalal
Mary mcbride had a bike she did ride,
Threw the streets and the narrow auld lanes,
But then came a night,
When she taught oh so slight,
Oh this the saddle is causin me pain,
She jumped from the seat,
And took off on her feet,
As fast as now she could now run,
Never again did she ride that auld bike,
As it caused her to have a sore bum.
Threw the streets and the narrow auld lanes,
But then came a night,
When she taught oh so slight,
Oh this the saddle is causin me pain,
She jumped from the seat,
And took off on her feet,
As fast as now she could now run,
Never again did she ride that auld bike,
As it caused her to have a sore bum.
Johnny brought a cow he taught,
To the country fair,
This cow he taught that he brought,
Caused some folk to stare,
For when you seen between its legs,
You'd expect to see like utters,
But what they say was instead that day,
It gave some folk the shutters,
The cow he taught that he had brought,
Was far from been a cow,
It had a thing between its legs,
You couldn't milk no how,
It was a bull he taught was cow,
He never lived it down,
Sure poor old Johnnny was milking it,
For all the folks in town.
To the country fair,
This cow he taught that he brought,
Caused some folk to stare,
For when you seen between its legs,
You'd expect to see like utters,
But what they say was instead that day,
It gave some folk the shutters,
The cow he taught that he had brought,
Was far from been a cow,
It had a thing between its legs,
You couldn't milk no how,
It was a bull he taught was cow,
He never lived it down,
Sure poor old Johnnny was milking it,
For all the folks in town.
Mary had a little ram,
At first it was quite sweet,
Then one night as Mary slept,
It got underneath the sheet,
Now Mary felt a horn,
But where did it come from,
Was it a dream that she did have,
Or did she get it wrong,
Next day she did awake,
Singing full of joy,
As she went out to count her sheep,
The ram just hid all coy.
At first it was quite sweet,
Then one night as Mary slept,
It got underneath the sheet,
Now Mary felt a horn,
But where did it come from,
Was it a dream that she did have,
Or did she get it wrong,
Next day she did awake,
Singing full of joy,
As she went out to count her sheep,
The ram just hid all coy.
dancingdreamer: There once lived a woman in Killkenny,
Who was a little bit skinny,
She drives a little minny,
She painted it pink, and now
thats why she's called...skinnyminnypink.
Who was a little bit skinny,
She drives a little minny,
She painted it pink, and now
thats why she's called...skinnyminnypink.
Only just saw this!!!! Used to drive a mini, yellow with pink flowers, kids decorated!!!!!!!
In response to: Hey People
Cant find the old Limerick thread
So ive started a new one,
Deal is write a 5 line limerick for the person above you
So who wants to get the ball rolling
Cant find the old Limerick thread
So ive started a new one,
Deal is write a 5 line limerick for the person above you
So who wants to get the ball rolling
bump bump bump
CS forums are the place to be
with great fun and banter
for everyone to see
For me ive been here over a year
and i havent had anyone
scratching my ears
with great fun and banter
for everyone to see
For me ive been here over a year
and i havent had anyone
scratching my ears
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chuckles25: For Irisheyes was so full of suprise
she came out of her shell
with her love of size
shes been here a while
as a devil in disquise.
but we love her dearly
for her arguments happen rarely
she came out of her shell
with her love of size
shes been here a while
as a devil in disquise.
but we love her dearly
for her arguments happen rarely
LOl...awh....
Oh chuckles the quiet one with the big brown eyes
what will happen when you snapped up by a guy
the laughs and craic since last September
the day I clicked in to these endevours
irish1978eyes: LOl...awh....
Oh chuckles the quiet one with the big brown eyes
what will happen when you snapped up by a guy
the laughs and craic since last September
the day I clicked in to these endevours
Oh chuckles the quiet one with the big brown eyes
what will happen when you snapped up by a guy
the laughs and craic since last September
the day I clicked in to these endevours
friends will come
and friends will go
but the true friends ive made
are the ones from the cs show
great craic to be had
nites out are just so bad( in a gudway)
the limerick or poems are here to amuse
its only for a laugh dont mean to be rude
however as u can see it often gets crude
its only a bit of banter and a way to pass time
its better on here than out doin crime
its a site full of various personailitys and wit
wait til i see vin and charm da aoul git
were all really a nice friendly bunch
between thes nights out and sunday lunch
so post a rhyme riddle or two
im sure u get a reply but it may not suit u
if u can keep your head when all around u
are losing theirs and blaming it on u
if u can talk with crowds and keep your virtue
or stand alone & not lose the common touch
where neither foes nor friends can hurt you
if people can count on u, but not too much
then youn know who your friends are
and to share a joy like such
its only for a laugh dont mean to be rude
however as u can see it often gets crude
its only a bit of banter and a way to pass time
its better on here than out doin crime
its a site full of various personailitys and wit
wait til i see vin and charm da aoul git
were all really a nice friendly bunch
between thes nights out and sunday lunch
so post a rhyme riddle or two
im sure u get a reply but it may not suit u
if u can keep your head when all around u
are losing theirs and blaming it on u
if u can talk with crowds and keep your virtue
or stand alone & not lose the common touch
where neither foes nor friends can hurt you
if people can count on u, but not too much
then youn know who your friends are
and to share a joy like such
Modern_Fairy: the limerick or poems are here to amuse
its only for a laugh dont mean to be rude
however as u can see it often gets crude
its only a bit of banter and a way to pass time
its better on here than out doin crime
its a site full of various personailitys and wit
wait til i see vin and charm da aoul git
were all really a nice friendly bunch
between thes nights out and sunday lunch
so post a rhyme riddle or two
im sure u get a reply but it may not suit u
if u can keep your head when all around u
are losing theirs and blaming it on u
if u can talk with crowds and keep your virtue
or stand alone & not lose the common touch
where neither foes nor friends can hurt you
if people can count on u, but not too much
then youn know who your friends are
and to share a joy like such
its only for a laugh dont mean to be rude
however as u can see it often gets crude
its only a bit of banter and a way to pass time
its better on here than out doin crime
its a site full of various personailitys and wit
wait til i see vin and charm da aoul git
were all really a nice friendly bunch
between thes nights out and sunday lunch
so post a rhyme riddle or two
im sure u get a reply but it may not suit u
if u can keep your head when all around u
are losing theirs and blaming it on u
if u can talk with crowds and keep your virtue
or stand alone & not lose the common touch
where neither foes nor friends can hurt you
if people can count on u, but not too much
then youn know who your friends are
and to share a joy like such
bump bump bump
Oh chuckles dear chuckles, you've missed the meet
sure you'l be missed in there, your such a treat
But Kilkenny is near and not so far
You'll be hopping and skipping with the gang to the bar
so whose the mystery man you are taking
Give us a hint or ill guess for the making
sure you'l be missed in there, your such a treat
But Kilkenny is near and not so far
You'll be hopping and skipping with the gang to the bar
so whose the mystery man you are taking
Give us a hint or ill guess for the making
bump bump bump
chuckles25: bump bump bump
o know a girl called jackie
whose limericks are known for being wacky
she can make people laugh..
split her knickers in half
and tries her best not to be tacky,,,
Modern_Fairy: o know a girl called jackie
whose limericks are known for being wacky
she can make people laugh..
split her knickers in half
and tries her best not to be tacky,,,
whose limericks are known for being wacky
she can make people laugh..
split her knickers in half
and tries her best not to be tacky,,,
Oh dear oh dear
this one cries like a deer
with her howls and laughter
i may close my ears for after
but shes one for the leers
Well todays the day
for sweet V and TG..
The question was finally popped
for us all to see.
So from all of us here
We the Cs crew would like to say
Congratulations to you on this momentus day
for sweet V and TG..
The question was finally popped
for us all to see.
So from all of us here
We the Cs crew would like to say
Congratulations to you on this momentus day
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