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navbabe: oh please oh please oh dont say that
or my enthusiasm will just go flat
i hope and pray we'll be in with a chance
that the guys at the meet will come out to dance
and twirl us girls around the floor
and who knows we may even get a kiss at the door
or my enthusiasm will just go flat
i hope and pray we'll be in with a chance
that the guys at the meet will come out to dance
and twirl us girls around the floor
and who knows we may even get a kiss at the door
Outfits and shoes at the ready
All the men will look straight at the ladies
with the drink flowing
and the music blaring
Get your coat youve pulled
navbabe: oh please oh please oh dont say that
or my enthusiasm will just go flat
i hope and pray we'll be in with a chance
that the guys at the meet will come out to dance
and twirl us girls around the floor
and who knows we may even get a kiss at the door
or my enthusiasm will just go flat
i hope and pray we'll be in with a chance
that the guys at the meet will come out to dance
and twirl us girls around the floor
and who knows we may even get a kiss at the door
i knew a mad wan named elaine
who spent most weekends in pain
these men on CS are old fashioned
i want something passioned
i want to find a man to dance with on sat again
Modern_Fairy: i knew a mad wan named elaine
who spent most weekends in pain
these men on CS are old fashioned
i want something passioned
i want to find a man to dance with on sat again
who spent most weekends in pain
these men on CS are old fashioned
i want something passioned
i want to find a man to dance with on sat again
oh hazel you think you have me read
you reminded me a bit of fr ted
not ted of course but mrs doyle you see
for yer always going on about bloody tea
i like my tea too it is no joke
but only the kind you top up with coke
long island iced tea it is very yummy
but its very dear and i always run outta money
but for this meet my cash i did store
so ill definatly be out throwing shapes on the floor
navbabe: oh hazel you think you have me read
you reminded me a bit of fr ted
not ted of course but mrs doyle you see
for yer always going on about bloody tea
i like my tea too it is no joke
but only the kind you top up with coke
long island iced tea it is very yummy
but its very dear and i always run outta money
but for this meet my cash i did store
so ill definatly be out throwing shapes on the floor
you reminded me a bit of fr ted
not ted of course but mrs doyle you see
for yer always going on about bloody tea
i like my tea too it is no joke
but only the kind you top up with coke
long island iced tea it is very yummy
but its very dear and i always run outta money
but for this meet my cash i did store
so ill definatly be out throwing shapes on the floor
here comes the girls next saturday nite
throwing there shapes on the floor
and boogying all through the nite
at the end of the fuelled bliss
someone will get a smoochy kiss
so make sure to have the shoes polished
chuckles25: here comes the girls next saturday nite
throwing there shapes on the floor
and boogying all through the nite
at the end of the fuelled bliss
someone will get a smoochy kiss
so make sure to have the shoes polished
throwing there shapes on the floor
and boogying all through the nite
at the end of the fuelled bliss
someone will get a smoochy kiss
so make sure to have the shoes polished
Well it better be my turn for the big bliss
Ill find a nice Dub and give him a kiss
Bring on the dancing and shots and craic
Like an escaped convict telling Slane Ill be Back
irish1978eyes: Well it better be my turn for the big bliss
Ill find a nice Dub and give him a kiss
Bring on the dancing and shots and craic
Like an escaped convict telling Slane Ill be Back
Ill find a nice Dub and give him a kiss
Bring on the dancing and shots and craic
Like an escaped convict telling Slane Ill be Back
oh donna my dear if you want a kiss
then make yourself up a list
of all the guys
who are cute in your eyes
then at the bar you'll be so perky
when your getting down and flirty
navbabe: oh donna my dear if you want a kiss
then make yourself up a list
of all the guys
who are cute in your eyes
then at the bar you'll be so perky
when your getting down and flirty
then make yourself up a list
of all the guys
who are cute in your eyes
then at the bar you'll be so perky
when your getting down and flirty
sure Im so shy in real life Elaine
dont mind my blabbering here like a train
But get me a few shots and who knows what il do
grab me a dance and a kiss maybe too!!
irish1978eyes: sure Im so shy in real life Elaine
dont mind my blabbering here like a train
But get me a few shots and who knows what il do
grab me a dance and a kiss maybe too!!
dont mind my blabbering here like a train
But get me a few shots and who knows what il do
grab me a dance and a kiss maybe too!!
shy in real life? what a shame
i was hoping we'd play a wee game
where you guess my size,
without openin ur eyes,
then back to ur place for the showin.
irish1978eyes: sure Im so shy in real life Elaine
dont mind my blabbering here like a train
But get me a few shots and who knows what il do
grab me a dance and a kiss maybe too!!
dont mind my blabbering here like a train
But get me a few shots and who knows what il do
grab me a dance and a kiss maybe too!!
ahh dont be worrying about grabbin a kiss or 2
all the men will be mad to pass a chance with u
form dancing, singing and shots all night through
it will be hard not to enjoy urself and if lucky bag a man or 2
coshure: shy in real life? what a shame
i was hoping we'd play a wee game
where you guess my size,
without openin ur eyes,
then back to ur place for the showin.
i was hoping we'd play a wee game
where you guess my size,
without openin ur eyes,
then back to ur place for the showin.
Very funny poem till I read the last line
Im not that kinda girl...for that kinda crime
Why would I want to guess your size
When your pic doesnt even include your eyes!!!!
You'd have to do better a rhyme
Modern_Fairy: ahh dont be worrying about grabbin a kiss or 2
all the men will be mad to pass a chance with u
form dancing, singing and shots all night through
it will be hard not to enjoy urself and if lucky bag a man or 2
all the men will be mad to pass a chance with u
form dancing, singing and shots all night through
it will be hard not to enjoy urself and if lucky bag a man or 2
Oh Modern whether you in black dress or green
Just flutter those eyes and the dubs will scream
Well dance and jig and shots galore
till we twirl in circles and hit the floor
irish1978eyes: Very funny poem till I read the last line
Im not that kinda girl...for that kinda crime
Why would I want to guess your size
When your pic doesnt even include your eyes!!!!
You'd have to do better a rhyme
Im not that kinda girl...for that kinda crime
Why would I want to guess your size
When your pic doesnt even include your eyes!!!!
You'd have to do better a rhyme
a witty comeback, ill agree
sure i was only playin flirt, do u see
its not the size that attracts
but the way that it acts
but ill keep it on a leash, just for thee
irish1978eyes: sure Im so shy in real life Elaine
dont mind my blabbering here like a train
But get me a few shots and who knows what il do
grab me a dance and a kiss maybe too!!
dont mind my blabbering here like a train
But get me a few shots and who knows what il do
grab me a dance and a kiss maybe too!!
but donna donna you are so fair
with your big blue eyes and long blond hair
and as for babbling on like a train
tisn't hard to know that your from slane
so have the shots and make them plenty
you wont have a problem getting flirty
but dont have too many yourself do mind
or you could get yourself into a bind
as a kiss could turn into more on the night
and you could find yourself getting into a fight
with a guy who just cant take rejection
and you the object of his affection
and when you look to see if your friends there are any
you will be surprised to see you have very many
navbabe: but donna donna you are so fair
with your big blue eyes and long blond hair
and as for babbling on like a train
tisn't hard to know that your from slane
so have the shots and make them plenty
you wont have a problem getting flirty
but dont have too many yourself do mind
or you could get yourself into a bind
as a kiss could turn into more on the night
and you could find yourself getting into a fight
with a guy who just cant take rejection
and you the object of his affection
and when you look to see if your friends there are any
you will be surprised to see you have very many
with your big blue eyes and long blond hair
and as for babbling on like a train
tisn't hard to know that your from slane
so have the shots and make them plenty
you wont have a problem getting flirty
but dont have too many yourself do mind
or you could get yourself into a bind
as a kiss could turn into more on the night
and you could find yourself getting into a fight
with a guy who just cant take rejection
and you the object of his affection
and when you look to see if your friends there are any
you will be surprised to see you have very many
Oh elaine elaine, you should be on stage
Your make me laugh with your comments on Slane
Sure Im an angel you see, no flirting from me
Unless theres poles to dance around you see
You can show me the ropes, you and Val
Yiz do have me in stitches you and your Pal!!
We'll have a few drinks and shots called car bombs
So bring your dancing shoes and we'll have a song!!
coshure: a witty comeback, ill agree
sure i was only playin flirt, do u see
its not the size that attracts
but the way that it acts
but ill keep it on a leash, just for thee
sure i was only playin flirt, do u see
its not the size that attracts
but the way that it acts
but ill keep it on a leash, just for thee
I said better the rhyme and lessen the crime
You men all the same, thinking of time
so romeo romeo...re write your poem
coz this gilrs a lady and will be going home
irish1978eyes: Oh elaine elaine, you should be on stage
Your make me laugh with your comments on Slane
Sure Im an angel you see, no flirting from me
Unless theres poles to dance around you see
You can show me the ropes, you and Val
Yiz do have me in stitches you and your Pal!!
We'll have a few drinks and shots called car bombs
So bring your dancing shoes and we'll have a song!!
Your make me laugh with your comments on Slane
Sure Im an angel you see, no flirting from me
Unless theres poles to dance around you see
You can show me the ropes, you and Val
Yiz do have me in stitches you and your Pal!!
We'll have a few drinks and shots called car bombs
So bring your dancing shoes and we'll have a song!!
i have to ask where do you get the idea
me dance on a pole?? its like.. SEE YA!!
i do have to say me and val do have fun
but for being naughty or flirty shur we're more like a nun
when at the bar however we do try to linger
but how often it works you can count on 1 finger
to catch a lads eye and become all flirty
more likely to end up with him getting shirty
truth be told about the navan boys
i'd much rather go home and play with my toys
navbabe: i have to ask where do you get the idea
me dance on a pole?? its like.. SEE YA!!
i do have to say me and val do have fun
but for being naughty or flirty shur we're more like a nun
when at the bar however we do try to linger
but how often it works you can count on 1 finger
to catch a lads eye and become all flirty
more likely to end up with him getting shirty
truth be told about the navan boys
i'd much rather go home and play with my toys
me dance on a pole?? its like.. SEE YA!!
i do have to say me and val do have fun
but for being naughty or flirty shur we're more like a nun
when at the bar however we do try to linger
but how often it works you can count on 1 finger
to catch a lads eye and become all flirty
more likely to end up with him getting shirty
truth be told about the navan boys
i'd much rather go home and play with my toys
haha i cant argue there with u elaine its true
for the navan boys never have a clues as what to do
but once in dublin were free to reign
to see whats about and whats ours to claim
but if push came to shove what would u do
would u choose a man from the stone or the sticks
or one who had a clue
we'll paint the town red sliver or gold
what else can i say they'll think wer so bold
between chuckles u and irish too
the lads wont know what hit them
and certainly wont be feelin blue...
so grab your clothes, dancing shoes too
and il meet ya'll at the bar and hopefull have a boogei too
Modern_Fairy: haha i cant argue there with u elaine its true
for the navan boys never have a clues as what to do
but once in dublin were free to reign
to see whats about and whats ours to claim
but if push came to shove what would u do
would u choose a man from the stone or the sticks
or one who had a clue
we'll paint the town red sliver or gold
what else can i say they'll think wer so bold
between chuckles u and irish too
the lads wont know what hit them
and certainly wont be feelin blue...
so grab your clothes, dancing shoes too
and il meet ya'll at the bar and hopefull have a boogei too
for the navan boys never have a clues as what to do
but once in dublin were free to reign
to see whats about and whats ours to claim
but if push came to shove what would u do
would u choose a man from the stone or the sticks
or one who had a clue
we'll paint the town red sliver or gold
what else can i say they'll think wer so bold
between chuckles u and irish too
the lads wont know what hit them
and certainly wont be feelin blue...
so grab your clothes, dancing shoes too
and il meet ya'll at the bar and hopefull have a boogei too
yes hazel tis true to say its a must
the lads from here they're all a bust
oh to find a lad who lives in the city
who knows how to really get down to the gritty
to show what ive been missing all these years
and hope it doesnt all end up in tears
to find a nice guy oh i would be so lucky
who knows if it happens i might give him a F--ky
Sorry to say this,
Not tryin to be rude,
You stated five lines,
But thats more than five,
Dude.
Not tryin to be rude,
You stated five lines,
But thats more than five,
Dude.
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From the previous ones we have fate
There will be drinking and dancing
and laughs to he had at the bar
the women be shaking there asses
and the men will be watching from afar
oh please oh please oh dont say that
or my enthusiasm will just go flat
i hope and pray we'll be in with a chance
that the guys at the meet will come out to dance
and twirl us girls around the floor
and who knows we may even get a kiss at the door