New Limerick Thread (240)
Modern_Fairy: thats cuz are limericks turned in to a poem u see
not my fault but those of thee
sure they all sound well
so what the hell
i dont care be it 5, 10 or three
not my fault but those of thee
sure they all sound well
so what the hell
i dont care be it 5, 10 or three
Original post,
Stated just five,
If you cant,
count that far,
then go take a dive,
sukatai: Original post,
Stated just five,
If you cant,
count that far,
then go take a dive,
Stated just five,
If you cant,
count that far,
then go take a dive,
oh look now why are you getting so cross
who died on here and made you the boss
limericks are five lines and that ok
but its just so much fun i cant put the words away
its all just a laugh and a good old joke
dont be getting so cranky ya narky ould yolk
so what if i do go wittering on
have you forgot what it means to have fun fun fun
navbabe: oh look now why are you getting so cross
who died on here and made you the boss
limericks are five lines and that ok
but its just so much fun i cant put the words away
its all just a laugh and a good old joke
dont be getting so cranky ya narky ould yolk
so what if i do go wittering on
have you forgot what it means to have fun fun fun
who died on here and made you the boss
limericks are five lines and that ok
but its just so much fun i cant put the words away
its all just a laugh and a good old joke
dont be getting so cranky ya narky ould yolk
so what if i do go wittering on
have you forgot what it means to have fun fun fun
hi girlnavbabe: oh look now why are you getting so cross
who died on here and made you the boss
limericks are five lines and that ok
but its just so much fun i cant put the words away
its all just a laugh and a good old joke
dont be getting so cranky ya narky ould yolk
so what if i do go wittering on
have you forgot what it means to have fun fun fun
who died on here and made you the boss
limericks are five lines and that ok
but its just so much fun i cant put the words away
its all just a laugh and a good old joke
dont be getting so cranky ya narky ould yolk
so what if i do go wittering on
have you forgot what it means to have fun fun fun
fair play to u nav for standing ur ground
its only a bit of fun no need to act the clown
sure wer women, what does he expect
for us to sit in a corner and play the pet
we love to talk and voice our opinions
why would we stop when it attracts the attention of so many minions
oh what a nite i must say
my car wouldnt start in tescos loading bay
but my brother to the rescue
to jump start my beauty
so i said thank you and was on my way
Well well well girlies i have to say
im really enjoying this thread
every day by day
its one of the best
thats never given a rest
so lets max out the pages
and see which is the best
my car wouldnt start in tescos loading bay
but my brother to the rescue
to jump start my beauty
so i said thank you and was on my way
Well well well girlies i have to say
im really enjoying this thread
every day by day
its one of the best
thats never given a rest
so lets max out the pages
and see which is the best
chuckles25: oh what a nite i must say
my car wouldnt start in tescos loading bay
but my brother to the rescue
to jump start my beauty
so i said thank you and was on my way
Well well well girlies i have to say
im really enjoying this thread
every day by day
its one of the best
thats never given a rest
so lets max out the pages
and see which is the best
my car wouldnt start in tescos loading bay
but my brother to the rescue
to jump start my beauty
so i said thank you and was on my way
Well well well girlies i have to say
im really enjoying this thread
every day by day
its one of the best
thats never given a rest
so lets max out the pages
and see which is the best
well would you lok whi it, isn it lil mizz chuckles
she'll have u all fitz if not at knuckels
shes one in a million i love her to no end
shes a friend of all sorts but most def to the end
so get in with your riddles poems limericks to
ive got you back and u have mine too
so off we go spreadin words to know end
we'll have everyones head done in by the time this post sends
ella1976: hi girl
oh ella to see you is all very fine
if i was a boy i'd wish you were mine
and from fair cork tis true you do hail
but on CS to find love im sure you wont fail
i better stop now or ill get into trouble
from the guy up above in the pic with the stubble
Oh here the girls go,
They come out attack,
I will take my defeat,
And lean my pew back,
Watch all the fun,
And play with the game,
To me it is funny,
Watch ye in pain,
Words are for wisdom,
Speech is for taught,
I will watch from a distance,
And learn all ye taught.
They come out attack,
I will take my defeat,
And lean my pew back,
Watch all the fun,
And play with the game,
To me it is funny,
Watch ye in pain,
Words are for wisdom,
Speech is for taught,
I will watch from a distance,
And learn all ye taught.
Modern_Fairy: well would you lok whi it, isn it lil mizz chuckles
she'll have u all fitz if not at knuckels
shes one in a million i love her to no end
shes a friend of all sorts but most def to the end
so get in with your riddles poems limericks to
ive got you back and u have mine too
so off we go spreadin words to know end
we'll have everyones head done in by the time this post sends
she'll have u all fitz if not at knuckels
shes one in a million i love her to no end
shes a friend of all sorts but most def to the end
so get in with your riddles poems limericks to
ive got you back and u have mine too
so off we go spreadin words to know end
we'll have everyones head done in by the time this post sends
ah its good modern fairy i see
the one who always thinks
its good to drink tea
yes i have her back
and she has mine
sure thats what friends
are for in these hard times
But to be honest this site you see
ive made a lot of friendship
that i wouldnt like to see die
for its the meets in the pubs
that i like very much
to see every one again
and have the craic
theres drinking and dancing
and maybe sum flirting to be had
navbabe: oh ella to see you is all very fine
if i was a boy i'd wish you were mine
and from fair cork tis true you do hail
but on CS to find love im sure you wont fail
i better stop now or ill get into trouble
from the guy up above in the pic with the stubble
navbabe u are a blessing that came from heaven,ur just on a different level,if men pass u by then they must be mentle,if i was a boy i'd wish you were mine
and from fair cork tis true you do hail
but on CS to find love im sure you wont fail
i better stop now or ill get into trouble
from the guy up above in the pic with the stubble
sukatai: Oh here the girls go,
They come out attack,
I will take my defeat,
And lean my pew back,
Watch all the fun,
And play with the game,
To me it is funny,
Watch ye in pain,
Words are for wisdom,
Speech is for taught,
I will watch from a distance,
And learn all ye taught.
They come out attack,
I will take my defeat,
And lean my pew back,
Watch all the fun,
And play with the game,
To me it is funny,
Watch ye in pain,
Words are for wisdom,
Speech is for taught,
I will watch from a distance,
And learn all ye taught.
sukatai its good to see you came back
and shur everyones entitled to an ould nark
i knew you wouldnt run from the spat
cos i know your a bigger man than that
now dont be thinking that im getting flirty
or it'll be my turn to be getting shirty
so welcome back to the thread and the crew
and add what ye like as long as its not blue
chuckles25: oh what a nite i must say
my car wouldnt start in tescos loading bay
but my brother to the rescue
to jump start my beauty
so i said thank you and was on my way
Well well well girlies i have to say
im really enjoying this thread
every day by day
its one of the best
thats never given a rest
so lets max out the pages
and see which is the best
my car wouldnt start in tescos loading bay
but my brother to the rescue
to jump start my beauty
so i said thank you and was on my way
Well well well girlies i have to say
im really enjoying this thread
every day by day
its one of the best
thats never given a rest
so lets max out the pages
and see which is the best
and jackie im sorry your car broke down
while you were galavanting all round town
and you brother to come and jump start your beauty
where was mike tonight?? was he off duty
navbabe: sukatai its good to see you came back
and shur everyones entitled to an ould nark
i knew you wouldnt run from the spat
cos i know your a bigger man than that
now dont be thinking that im getting flirty
or it'll be my turn to be getting shirty
so welcome back to the thread and the crew
and add what ye like as long as its not blue
and shur everyones entitled to an ould nark
i knew you wouldnt run from the spat
cos i know your a bigger man than that
now dont be thinking that im getting flirty
or it'll be my turn to be getting shirty
so welcome back to the thread and the crew
and add what ye like as long as its not blue
Good to be back,
How are you,
No fear of me,
Shur i never feel blue,
I enjoy the words used,
To see who has wit,
And i love a the banter,
But without all the sxxx.
Poems tell a lot of a persons appeal,
You can tell from there words,
And how the do feel,
Sometimes there fun,
More times bit rude,
But i take pinch of salt,
Just like with my food.
navbabe: and jackie im sorry your car broke down
while you were galavanting all round town
and you brother to come and jump start your beauty
where was mike tonight?? was he off duty
while you were galavanting all round town
and you brother to come and jump start your beauty
where was mike tonight?? was he off duty
Elaine my dear
i was not on the tear
you see mikey wasnt around
as he was working in town
and my face had a frown
but ill bounce back
when i see him again
as its he who i miss
so ill give him a big kiss
chuckles25: Elaine my dear
i was not on the tear
you see mikey wasnt around
as he was working in town
and my face had a frown
but ill bounce back
when i see him again
as its he who i miss
so ill give him a big kiss
i was not on the tear
you see mikey wasnt around
as he was working in town
and my face had a frown
but ill bounce back
when i see him again
as its he who i miss
so ill give him a big kiss
ahh its great to see young love blossom
it makes the rest of us here on CS feel gross'em
why wouldn u tho when things go ur way
grab them with both hands and dont let 'em get away
hes one of a kind im sure u'l agree
i couldn find a better suited couple never mind 3
so on cs il stay til another day
il snoop thru profiles and might jsut say
how u doin so and so why dont u get in touch
for i have frined of here who found love but im lookin for lust
sukatai: Good to be back,
How are you,
No fear of me,
Shur i never feel blue,
I enjoy the words used,
To see who has wit,
And i love a the banter,
But without all the sxxx.
Poems tell a lot of a persons appeal,
You can tell from there words,
And how the do feel,
Sometimes there fun,
More times bit rude,
But i take pinch of salt,
Just like with my food.
How are you,
No fear of me,
Shur i never feel blue,
I enjoy the words used,
To see who has wit,
And i love a the banter,
But without all the sxxx.
Poems tell a lot of a persons appeal,
You can tell from there words,
And how the do feel,
Sometimes there fun,
More times bit rude,
But i take pinch of salt,
Just like with my food.
its good to see you getting into the swing
more than 5 lines is better on this thing
but i didnt mean sorrow when i wrote the word blue
i was talking about naughtyness is that a better clue
to say this is fun shur there is no doubt
and the next time i come in ill give you a shout
i know you like word games it has to be said
you must have them all flying round in your head
so for tonight i fear i must say adieu
and go look at the dicitonary and get a clue
and hope much better i be when comes the moro
or i shall cry and be full of sorrow
Modern_Fairy: ahh its great to see young love blossom
it makes the rest of us here on CS feel gross'em
why wouldn u tho when things go ur way
grab them with both hands and dont let 'em get away
hes one of a kind im sure u'l agree
i couldn find a better suited couple never mind 3
so on cs il stay til another day
il snoop thru profiles and might jsut say
how u doin so and so why dont u get in touch
for i have frined of here who found love but im lookin for lust
it makes the rest of us here on CS feel gross'em
why wouldn u tho when things go ur way
grab them with both hands and dont let 'em get away
hes one of a kind im sure u'l agree
i couldn find a better suited couple never mind 3
so on cs il stay til another day
il snoop thru profiles and might jsut say
how u doin so and so why dont u get in touch
for i have frined of here who found love but im lookin for lust
oh hazel ya divil ya right little harlot
i know it was you i seen in the car lot
on a saturday night it has to be said
when i should have been at home in my bed
i know the place where you did hide
cos the car you were against i was inside
now to everyone reading this i must stress
im only having a joke and a mess
for i didnt see hazel i wasnt in a car
shur the whole night i spent propping up the ould bar
and into a taxi i did flee
to get home and have a nice cup of tea
navbabe: oh hazel ya divil ya right little harlot
i know it was you i seen in the car lot
on a saturday night it has to be said
when i should have been at home in my bed
i know the place where you did hide
cos the car you were against i was inside
now to everyone reading this i must stress
im only having a joke and a mess
for i didnt see hazel i wasnt in a car
shur the whole night i spent propping up the ould bar
and into a taxi i did flee
to get home and have a nice cup of tea
i know it was you i seen in the car lot
on a saturday night it has to be said
when i should have been at home in my bed
i know the place where you did hide
cos the car you were against i was inside
now to everyone reading this i must stress
im only having a joke and a mess
for i didnt see hazel i wasnt in a car
shur the whole night i spent propping up the ould bar
and into a taxi i did flee
to get home and have a nice cup of tea
.
brillent!!i ant manage something to reply haha
Modern_Fairy: . brillent!!
i ant manage something to reply haha
i ant manage something to reply haha
dear hazel im shocked and oh so surprised
for you to be lost for words i am mesmerised
i never thought i would see the day
when you didnt have something to say
i hope you realise it was all just a joke
and i was just being a silly ould yolk
for i would hate to insult you or offend
cos i would count you as a good friend
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Not tryin to be rude,
You stated five lines,
But thats more than five,
Dude.
thats cuz are limericks turned in to a poem u see
not my fault but those of thee
sure they all sound well
so what the hell
i dont care be it 5, 10 or three