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Think of quadruple entendres
Speak in acronyms
Have your pillow x-rayed
Drink straight shots...of water
Calmly have a nervous breakdown
Sweat
Dial 911 and breath heavily
Play solitaire...for cash
Get diagonal...with a good friend
Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska
Drink as much prune juice as you can
Wax the ceiling
Sharpen your teeth
Braid your dogs hair
Clean and polish your belly button
Scare Stephen King
Play Pat Boone records backwards
Boil ice-cream
Knight yourself
Vacuum your lawn
Sleep on a bed of nails...DON'T TOSS AND TURN