Best pick up lines (50)
claudyaBucharest, Muntenia Romania287 Threads 9 Polls 4,018 PostsYou look familiar,come on how do I know you?Ahhh that's right-you were in my dreams.
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conjor: After you slap me'May i kiss you again?
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I MAY NOT BE FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOURE BEDROCK
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Ralphy2407: "I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you".
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If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.....If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
ur a sweety...
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.....If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
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Could you please pretend that your knee's are angry with each other?
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TheMessiah: I MAY NOT BE FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOURE BEDROCK
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It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Walk up to a girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, "how about you call me tomorrow and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?"
Walk up to a girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, "how about you call me tomorrow and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?"
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Justme4uok: 
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felixis99: Does anyone still uses those old classic goodies:
Do you come here often?
Do you still live with your parents?
Cougars of the world unite - ^have to use that one!!
Do you come here often?
Do you still live with your parents?
Cougars of the world unite - ^have to use that one!!
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Hello! Im a virgin..
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I am so cold im frozen'Hey you look like a nice place to thaw'
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Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar. 
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Boban1: Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.
Now here's an honest man for ya
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Grab your coat you've pulled 
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if you were a tear in my eye..I would not cry for fear of losing you...
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MrPlayful: Hit me with your best pick up lines
OK kids, we're almost done so you need to start picking up.
Put the toys back on the shelf. Books go back n the bookcase unless you signed them out.
Put all of your stuff that is not going home with you in your desk and then check around your desk for any trash and put in in the wastepaper basket by my desk. We don't need to make the custodians jobs any harder than they already are, right?
I'm a teacher, those are the only pick up lines I use any more.
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"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me" Mae West 
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Please baby, please. I'll do anything!!!!!!!!!
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nanners2863: Best pick up line?? hmmm..how about "hi"
I agree - keep it simplelike ~ can I share ur table, or whatever -really I think it's best to just talk about normal stuff & let the guy do the pick up
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