Ralphy2407Veliko Tarnovo, Veliko Turnovo Bulgaria142 posts
Walk up to two girls, pick the one you fancy and ask the other one 'do you want to dance?' she says 'yes, sure' you reply 'great off you go then and I will keep your mate company while you are away'
see guys - nuthin stupid - those clever silly ones don't work keep it real. All of those lines are actual ones that worked that my boyfriends said the day we met.
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