Another place I won't find a date (69)
online today!online today!nanners2863Cayuga, Ontario Canada38 Threads 3,355 Postsoldfoxyguy: Nanners baby, I just love you and your crazy, wonderful way of seeing things. I am still laughing at the picture you painted.
Awww..thanx..much love back at you!
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oh dear
sorry,but
hope IPOD gets off your face soon
sorry,but
hope IPOD gets off your face soon
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nanners2863: I'm so humiliated!! Bare with me fellow csers as I weave you my tale of woe, pain and humiliation. The gym I go to has a small room with three elipticals and one rowing machine..and tonight it was empty. So in I go..climb on and start smashing it. I am determined to give it my all and beat my record amount of calories burnt. Fifteen minutes in ,I'm in the zone..and on a adrenaline high! Then "HE" walks in...mommmmmy..never seen him before..but wow . He heads to the rowing machine. I start thinking "K...shoulders back..abs tight..omg..I'm sweaty..maybe he likes sweaty tall redheads..do I stink?..omg..no..I'm good..is that me breathing like that!?!?!..omg..pull yourself together!" Then it happened...on my right leg down stroke I smash my knee off the middle bar of the eliptical..which brings forth a string of explicits from my huffing and puffing mouth..the pain causes me to lurch forward causing my IPOD wire to catch in the handles of said eliptical..causing said IPOD to launch off the console and slap me right in the forhead!! Yet...I continue ..for I am not a quitter Hot guy proceeds to get off rowing machine and quietly leave the room So..now I sit here..alone with an icepack on my knee and IPOD stamped on my forhead This is waaaaaaaaaayyy worse then the time my dress fell off
Awww that's too comical but not funny too. The proof will be if he comes back next week and works out near you...you've already broken the ice so maybe he was just embarassed for you and left you alone to get over it.
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rider4u: Awww that's too comical but not funny too. The proof will be if he comes back next week and works out near you...you've already broken the ice so maybe he was just embarassed for you and left you alone to get over it.
Lol..thank you for that..but I think I broke more than "the ice" 
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You have to remember the song playing on your IPod. It will be y'all song to dance to at your wedding. 
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nanners2863: I'm so humiliated!! Bare with me fellow csers as I weave you my tale of woe, pain and humiliation. The gym I go to has a small room with three elipticals and one rowing machine..and tonight it was empty. So in I go..climb on and start smashing it. I am determined to give it my all and beat my record amount of calories burnt. Fifteen minutes in ,I'm in the zone..and on a adrenaline high! Then "HE" walks in...mommmmmy..never seen him before..but wow . He heads to the rowing machine. I start thinking "K...shoulders back..abs tight..omg..I'm sweaty..maybe he likes sweaty tall redheads..do I stink?..omg..no..I'm good..is that me breathing like that!?!?!..omg..pull yourself together!" Then it happened...on my right leg down stroke I smash my knee off the middle bar of the eliptical..which brings forth a string of explicits from my huffing and puffing mouth..the pain causes me to lurch forward causing my IPOD wire to catch in the handles of said eliptical..causing said IPOD to launch off the console and slap me right in the forhead!! Yet...I continue ..for I am not a quitter Hot guy proceeds to get off rowing machine and quietly leave the room So..now I sit here..alone with an icepack on my knee and IPOD stamped on my forhead This is waaaaaaaaaayyy worse then the time my dress fell off
don't feel bad - my dress fell off in a job interview once
It was a loaner from my roomate who ummmm "neglected" to tell me that zipper would periodically unzip kinda at random
well sure nuf...............it did
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felixis99: don't feel bad - my dress fell off in a job interview once
It was a loaner from my roomate who ummmm "neglected" to tell me that zipper would periodically unzip kinda at randomwell sure nuf...............it did
It was a loaner from my roomate who ummmm "neglected" to tell me that zipper would periodically unzip kinda at randomwell sure nuf...............it did
the question is.....did you get the job ??...
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jlw45: the question is.....did you get the job ??...
oui monsieur, Indeed I did!
At a bank too - the most conservative haven possible
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felixis99: oui monsieur, Indeed I did!
At a bank too - the most conservative haven possible
At a bank too - the most conservative haven possible
well, the inter"viewer" must've been impressed...
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jlw45: well, the inter"viewer" must've been impressed...
apparently
I was just embarrassed
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Have you ever been on the treadmill and lost your stride just to go flying off the back of it?
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I am so sorry you endured this horrific event and even more sorry I am laughing so hard. I am a klutz so this is a normal event for me nice to know I am not alone.
and even more sorry I am laughing so hard. I am a klutz so this is a normal event for me nice to know I am not alone.------ This thread is Archived ------
woodzchick: Have you ever been on the treadmill and lost your stride just to go flying off the back of it?
no but when my time is up and it stops abruptly!!!
geez- that's made me stumble once or twice at times when I haven't been paying attention to how much time I have left
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woodzchick: Have you ever been on the treadmill and lost your stride just to go flying off the back of it?
No;but i did get a fish hook stuck in my ear one time while i was fishing,and i just cut the line,and every one thought i had gotton my ear pierced.. 
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nanners2863: I'm so humiliated!! Bare with me fellow csers as I weave you my tale of woe, pain and humiliation. The gym I go to has a small room with three elipticals and one rowing machine..and tonight it was empty. So in I go..climb on and start smashing it. I am determined to give it my all and beat my record amount of calories burnt. Fifteen minutes in ,I'm in the zone..and on a adrenaline high! Then "HE" walks in...mommmmmy..never seen him before..but wow . He heads to the rowing machine. I start thinking "K...shoulders back..abs tight..omg..I'm sweaty..maybe he likes sweaty tall redheads..do I stink?..omg..no..I'm good..is that me breathing like that!?!?!..omg..pull yourself together!" Then it happened...on my right leg down stroke I smash my knee off the middle bar of the eliptical..which brings forth a string of explicits from my huffing and puffing mouth..the pain causes me to lurch forward causing my IPOD wire to catch in the handles of said eliptical..causing said IPOD to launch off the console and slap me right in the forhead!! Yet...I continue ..for I am not a quitter Hot guy proceeds to get off rowing machine and quietly leave the room So..now I sit here..alone with an icepack on my knee and IPOD stamped on my forhead This is waaaaaaaaaayyy worse then the time my dress fell off
omg!...that was funny!!!...I am still laughing... ...nice one..^^giggles^^....he must have noticed you, maybe, he is shy..
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woodzchick: Have you ever been on the treadmill and lost your stride just to go flying off the back of it?
OMG..no..but I did drop my water bottle and it went zinging behind me..almost took out the old lady on the treadmill behind me...oh man..I'm starting to sound like a menace at the gym. ------ This thread is Archived ------
felixis99: no but when my time is up and it stops abruptly!!!geez- that's made me stumble once or twice at times when I haven't been paying attention to how much time I have left
Yeah....you're all dizzy-headed, too. I usually stay on for an hour. I have to keep walking around or I will fall down.
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nanners2863: I'm so humiliated!! Bare with me fellow csers as I weave you my tale of woe, pain and humiliation. The gym I go to has a small room with three elipticals and one rowing machine..and tonight it was empty. So in I go..climb on and start smashing it. I am determined to give it my all and beat my record amount of calories burnt. Fifteen minutes in ,I'm in the zone..and on a adrenaline high! Then "HE" walks in...mommmmmy..never seen him before..but wow . He heads to the rowing machine. I start thinking "K...shoulders back..abs tight..omg..I'm sweaty..maybe he likes sweaty tall redheads..do I stink?..omg..no..I'm good..is that me breathing like that!?!?!..omg..pull yourself together!" Then it happened...on my right leg down stroke I smash my knee off the middle bar of the eliptical..which brings forth a string of explicits from my huffing and puffing mouth..the pain causes me to lurch forward causing my IPOD wire to catch in the handles of said eliptical..causing said IPOD to launch off the console and slap me right in the forhead!! Yet...I continue ..for I am not a quitter Hot guy proceeds to get off rowing machine and quietly leave the room So..now I sit here..alone with an icepack on my knee and IPOD stamped on my forhead This is waaaaaaaaaayyy worse then the time my dress fell off
Girl, you are adorable.. I probably would have tripped over myself trying to help you...IMHO, it was his loss.. ------ This thread is Archived ------
conjor: No;but i did get a fish hook stuck in my ear one time while i was fishing,and i just cut the line,and every one thought i had gotton my ear pierced..
Good thing it wasn't your nose.
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nanners2863: OMG..no..but I did drop my water bottle and it went zinging behind me..almost took out the old lady on the treadmill behind me...oh man..I'm starting to sound like a menace at the gym.
yes, couldn't you just swim laps or something??? wait
no
not sure the poor kid they got at the guard stand has been trained for THAT!!
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