Another place I won't find a date (69)
nanners2863Cayuga, Ontario Canada38 Threads 3,355 PostsI'm so humiliated!!
Bare with me fellow csers as I weave you my tale of woe, pain and humiliation. The gym I go to has a small room with three elipticals and one rowing machine..and tonight it was empty. So in I go..climb on and start smashing it. I am determined to give it my all and beat my record amount of calories burnt. Fifteen minutes in ,I'm in the zone..and on a adrenaline high! Then "HE" walks in...mommmmmy..never seen him before..but wow
. He heads to the rowing machine. I start thinking "K...shoulders back..abs tight..omg..I'm sweaty..maybe he likes sweaty tall redheads..do I stink?..omg..no..I'm good..is that me breathing like that!?!?!..omg..pull yourself together!" Then it happened...on my right leg down stroke I smash my knee off the middle bar of the eliptical..which brings forth a string of explicits from my huffing and puffing mouth..the pain causes me to lurch forward causing my IPOD wire to catch in the handles of said eliptical..causing said IPOD to launch off the console and slap me right in the forhead!! Yet...I continue ..for I am not a quitter Hot guy proceeds to get off rowing machine and quietly leave the room 
So..now I sit here..alone with an icepack on my knee and IPOD stamped on my forhead This is waaaaaaaaaayyy worse then the time my dress fell off 
Bare with me fellow csers as I weave you my tale of woe, pain and humiliation. The gym I go to has a small room with three elipticals and one rowing machine..and tonight it was empty. So in I go..climb on and start smashing it. I am determined to give it my all and beat my record amount of calories burnt. Fifteen minutes in ,I'm in the zone..and on a adrenaline high! Then "HE" walks in...mommmmmy..never seen him before..but wow . He heads to the rowing machine. I start thinking "K...shoulders back..abs tight..omg..I'm sweaty..maybe he likes sweaty tall redheads..do I stink?..omg..no..I'm good..is that me breathing like that!?!?!..omg..pull yourself together!" Then it happened...on my right leg down stroke I smash my knee off the middle bar of the eliptical..which brings forth a string of explicits from my huffing and puffing mouth..the pain causes me to lurch forward causing my IPOD wire to catch in the handles of said eliptical..causing said IPOD to launch off the console and slap me right in the forhead!! Yet...I continue ..for I am not a quitter Hot guy proceeds to get off rowing machine and quietly leave the room So..now I sit here..alone with an icepack on my knee and IPOD stamped on my forhead This is waaaaaaaaaayyy worse then the time my dress fell off ------ This thread is Archived ------
Sounds farcical lol.
Maybe the guy REALLY goes to gym to workout ? And just gets on with it and does his workout . He probably didn't even see you .
Maybe the guy REALLY goes to gym to workout ? And just gets on with it and does his workout . He probably didn't even see you .
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thanks for the laugh...ohh sorry for your humiliation, pain and woe...(snicker snicker)
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Think of it this way Nanners
Maybe he farted, was so embarrased in front of such a gorgeous wamon and just wanted to get out of the room quick, before you noticed, which you wouldn't being in such pain and humiliation.
I like the visual on all of that though
Maybe he farted, was so embarrased in front of such a gorgeous wamon and just wanted to get out of the room quick, before you noticed, which you wouldn't being in such pain and humiliation.
I like the visual on all of that though
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Englishman55: Think of it this way Nanners
Maybe he farted, was so embarrased in front of such a gorgeous wamon and just wanted to get out of the room quick, before you noticed, which you wouldn't being in such pain and humiliation.
I like the visual on all of that though
Maybe he farted, was so embarrased in front of such a gorgeous wamon and just wanted to get out of the room quick, before you noticed, which you wouldn't being in such pain and humiliation.
I like the visual on all of that though
Typo "woman"
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I'll bet he was gay.
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Oh and BTW, did anybody get that dress falling off on tape and where can I get a print?
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Nan, I didn't even notice, honestly.
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nanners2863: I'm so humiliated!! Bare with me fellow csers as I weave you my tale of woe, pain and humiliation. The gym I go to has a small room with three elipticals and one rowing machine..and tonight it was empty. So in I go..climb on and start smashing it. I am determined to give it my all and beat my record amount of calories burnt. Fifteen minutes in ,I'm in the zone..and on a adrenaline high! Then "HE" walks in...mommmmmy..never seen him before..but wow . He heads to the rowing machine. I start thinking "K...shoulders back..abs tight..omg..I'm sweaty..maybe he likes sweaty tall redheads..do I stink?..omg..no..I'm good..is that me breathing like that!?!?!..omg..pull yourself together!" Then it happened...on my right leg down stroke I smash my knee off the middle bar of the eliptical..which brings forth a string of explicits from my huffing and puffing mouth..the pain causes me to lurch forward causing my IPOD wire to catch in the handles of said eliptical..causing said IPOD to launch off the console and slap me right in the forhead!! Yet...I continue ..for I am not a quitter Hot guy proceeds to get off rowing machine and quietly leave the room So..now I sit here..alone with an icepack on my knee and IPOD stamped on my forhead This is waaaaaaaaaayyy worse then the time my dress fell off
I wouldn´t worry. He probably didn´t even notice. These kind of things happen to us all the time and highly embarrassing they are, but most of the time we build these situations up into something more than they are.
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Englishman55: Think of it this way Nanners
Maybe he farted, was so embarrased in front of such a gorgeous wamon and just wanted to get out of the room quick, before you noticed, which you wouldn't being in such pain and humiliation.
I like the visual on all of that though
Lol..awwww...thanx sweetie..makes me feel betterMaybe he farted, was so embarrased in front of such a gorgeous wamon and just wanted to get out of the room quick, before you noticed, which you wouldn't being in such pain and humiliation.
I like the visual on all of that though
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nanners2863: I'm so humiliated!! Bare with me fellow csers as I weave you my tale of woe, pain and humiliation. The gym I go to has a small room with three elipticals and one rowing machine..and tonight it was empty. So in I go..climb on and start smashing it. I am determined to give it my all and beat my record amount of calories burnt. Fifteen minutes in ,I'm in the zone..and on a adrenaline high! Then "HE" walks in...mommmmmy..never seen him before..but wow . He heads to the rowing machine. I start thinking "K...shoulders back..abs tight..omg..I'm sweaty..maybe he likes sweaty tall redheads..do I stink?..omg..no..I'm good..is that me breathing like that!?!?!..omg..pull yourself together!" Then it happened...on my right leg down stroke I smash my knee off the middle bar of the eliptical..which brings forth a string of explicits from my huffing and puffing mouth..the pain causes me to lurch forward causing my IPOD wire to catch in the handles of said eliptical..causing said IPOD to launch off the console and slap me right in the forhead!! Yet...I continue ..for I am not a quitter Hot guy proceeds to get off rowing machine and quietly leave the room So..now I sit here..alone with an icepack on my knee and IPOD stamped on my forhead This is waaaaaaaaaayyy worse then the time my dress fell off
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nanners2863: I'm so humiliated!! Bare with me fellow csers as I weave you my tale of woe, pain and humiliation. The gym I go to has a small room with three elipticals and one rowing machine..and tonight it was empty. So in I go..climb on and start smashing it. I am determined to give it my all and beat my record amount of calories burnt. Fifteen minutes in ,I'm in the zone..and on a adrenaline high! Then "HE" walks in...mommmmmy..never seen him before..but wow . He heads to the rowing machine. I start thinking "K...shoulders back..abs tight..omg..I'm sweaty..maybe he likes sweaty tall redheads..do I stink?..omg..no..I'm good..is that me breathing like that!?!?!..omg..pull yourself together!" Then it happened...on my right leg down stroke I smash my knee off the middle bar of the eliptical..which brings forth a string of explicits from my huffing and puffing mouth..the pain causes me to lurch forward causing my IPOD wire to catch in the handles of said eliptical..causing said IPOD to launch off the console and slap me right in the forhead!! Yet...I continue ..for I am not a quitter Hot guy proceeds to get off rowing machine and quietly leave the room So..now I sit here..alone with an icepack on my knee and IPOD stamped on my forhead This is waaaaaaaaaayyy worse then the time my dress fell off
Oh nanners
this story
is not
funny
it's the way
you told it
that makes it
hilarious
... sorry for laughing
as I know
it must of hurt
your pride
just as much
as it hurt you
physically
Hope you're over it and were able to hold your head up high the next time you went in for a workout
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A while back I was using a gym down by my ex's place. This was a huge planet fitness. I finished (elliptical)my workout and was so tired i tried to sit on the back of the machine. I fell off on the floor. All I could do was stand up, hold up my hands and say "thanks folks, I'll be here all week." Ex was impressed btw.
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mariespoodles: Oh nanners
this story
is not
funny
it's the way
you told it
that makes it
hilarious ...
sorry for laughing
as I know
it must of hurt
your pride
just as much
as it hurt you
physically
Hope you're over it and were able to hold your head up high the next time you went in for a workout
Thanx..my pride is in shambles but I will endure..if only I could get this IPOD stamp off my headthis story
is not
funny
it's the way
you told it
that makes it
hilarious ...
sorry for laughing
as I know
it must of hurt
your pride
just as much
as it hurt you
physically
Hope you're over it and were able to hold your head up high the next time you went in for a workout
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You have made my day! It is nice to know I am not the only one who does all the wrong things in front of someone you would like to have notice you. The good point is he probably did notice you!!! Hey it gave us a good story tonight. Thanks.
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nanners2863: Thanx..my pride is in shambles but I will endure..if only I could get this IPOD stamp off my head
Oh stop it nanners or I'll pee my pants
my sides are about to split now
but really...
Thanks for the great chuckle and making my day 
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ooby_dooby: Oh and BTW, did anybody get that dress falling off on tape and where can I get a print?
There is no video evidence of any such happenings! 
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nanners2863: There is no video evidence of any such happenings!
Can I schedule a time to make one?
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Big_John: Can I schedule a time to make one?
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Nanners baby, I just love you and your crazy, wonderful way of seeing things. I am still laughing at the picture you painted. 
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