Adverse medical effects.... (23)

May 8, 2010 5:10 PM CST Adverse medical effects....
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixSarkoville, Ile-de-France France110 Threads 32 Polls 2,591 Posts
Hi folks...my siatic nevre is going bonkers..I've to see a specialist next week..At the minute I'm popping that many pill's I can impersonate 'Shake, Rattle and Roll'..with out trying..Thing is (sorry if this is gross)..but I'm breaking that much wind (probably the real reason why I was deserted today)...I'm afraid to light a ciggie...

So what silly effects does medication have on you?
May 8, 2010 5:27 PM CST Adverse medical effects....
JAN_is
JAN_isJAN_isMurcia city centre, Murcia Spain109 Threads 3,849 Posts
Phoenix: Hi folks...my siatic nevre is going bonkers..I've to see a specialist next week..At the minute I'm popping that many pill's I can impersonate 'Shake, Rattle and Roll'..with out trying..Thing is (sorry if this is gross)..but I'm breaking that much wind (probably the real reason why I was deserted today)...I'm afraid to light a ciggie...

So what silly effects does medication have on you?


Hi Phoenix. Fortunately I don´t have to take any medication, and I don´t like even popping headache pills.

Sounds like you´re a wee bit constipated.....beetroot, lots of! laugh
May 8, 2010 5:35 PM CST Adverse medical effects....
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixSarkoville, Ile-de-France France110 Threads 32 Polls 2,591 Posts
JAN_is: Hi Phoenix. Fortunately I don´t have to take any medication, and I don´t like even popping headache pills.

Sounds like you´re a wee bit constipated.....beetroot, lots of!


Beetroot...the red stuff you sometimes put in a salad. I've nothing to loose Jan, I'll give it a try..

Seriously folk's...If I bottled the stuff now, I reckon I could solve all the energy problems in the world.. All I need is a slogan, a good sales pitch..
May 9, 2010 7:21 AM CST Adverse medical effects....
gussi
gussigussiVilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland12 Threads 2 Polls 4,032 Posts
Phoenix: Hi folks...my siatic nevre is going bonkers..I've to see a specialist next week..At the minute I'm popping that many pill's I can impersonate 'Shake, Rattle and Roll'..with out trying..Thing is (sorry if this is gross)..but I'm breaking that much wind (probably the real reason why I was deserted today)...I'm afraid to light a ciggie...

So what silly effects does medication have on you?


sounds like a case of degenerative lumbosacral plexus

two aspirins every 2 hours and yer will be fine.

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May 9, 2010 10:20 AM CST Adverse medical effects....
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
A: I’d recommend coal…

Q: In tablet form or in powder?

A: In sacks… when unloading trucks…

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May 9, 2010 3:11 PM CST Adverse medical effects....
Hirn-Frass!professor




































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May 9, 2010 3:18 PM CST Adverse medical effects....
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
Conrad73: Hirn-Frass!
Yes, absolutely! Hirn-Frass is what it is! Phoenix, take Uncle Radders diagnosis, it is most definitely Hirn-Frass! You need to consult a Hirn-Frass Consultant IMMEDIATELY ... or you will have to live to learn, or learn to live, whichever is applicable, with it for the rest of your life!

Actually I know a lot about Hirn-Frass, having lived here for 5 years ... it is something you picked up when sitting on a pavement, usually it is found in chewed out bubble-gum .. NEVER EVER eat chewed out bubble gum you find on pavements!.. and NEVER sit on pavements ... you dont know WHO was there before you!

If you don`t know any Hirn-Fass Consultants ...... then PM Radders and he will direct you to your nearest one on your side of Swissyland .... there are lots of them about, cause it`s a degree you can get without attending Medical School, and they not very expensive either.
May 9, 2010 3:19 PM CST Adverse medical effects....
smoky: Yes, absolutely! Hirn-Frass is what it is! Phoenix, take Uncle Radders diagnosis, it is most definitely Hirn-Frass! You need to consult a Hirn-Frass Consultant IMMEDIATELY ... or you will have to live to learn, or learn to live, whichever is applicable, with it for the rest of your life!

Actually I know a lot about Hirn-Frass, having lived here for 5 years ... it is something you picked up when sitting on a pavement, usually it is found in chewed out bubble-gum .. NEVER EVER eat chewed out bubble gum you find on pavements!.. and NEVER sit on pavements ... you dont know WHO was there before you!

If you don`t know any Hirn-Fass Consultants ...... then PM Radders and he will direct you to your nearest one on your side of Swissyland .... there are lots of them about, cause it`s a degree you can get without attending Medical School, and they not very expensive either.
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May 9, 2010 4:29 PM CST Adverse medical effects....
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
Here is an old recept, Pheonix, for you exclusively:

OLD WITCH
Why are you so glum again?
What's the reason, who's to blame?
Are the Spaniards too pugnacious?
Do the French lay any claim?
Here's a mould drink I have made,
Take a gulp, don't be afraid.
It will help you to forget
All the cares of life, I bet!
Though it’s out of the way,
It will cool you anyway,
You'll be healthy by tomorrow
If you do not die today!


tongue
May 10, 2010 4:50 AM CST Adverse medical effects....
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
Phoenix: Hi folks...my siatic nevre is going bonkers..I've to see a specialist next week..At the minute I'm popping that many pill's I can impersonate 'Shake, Rattle and Roll'..with out trying..Thing is (sorry if this is gross)..but I'm breaking that much wind (probably the real reason why I was deserted today)...I'm afraid to light a ciggie...

So what silly effects does medication have on you?


Consider taking some acidophillis bifidus blah...capsules. The meds might be playing havoc with your digestive system/healthy bacteria could be being destroyed. Adding lots of healthy bacteria in the gut never hurts, can only do you good.

Must be sooo uncomfortable, Phoenix. I hate taking any meds, and rarely do...prefer natural alternatives.

Have you tried acupuncture?

All the best.

wine
May 10, 2010 11:04 AM CST Adverse medical effects....
gussi
gussigussiVilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland12 Threads 2 Polls 4,032 Posts
venere08: Consider taking some acidophillis bifidus blah...capsules. The meds might be playing havoc with your digestive system/healthy bacteria could be being destroyed. Adding lots of healthy bacteria in the gut never hurts, can only do you good.

Must be sooo uncomfortable, Phoenix. I hate taking any meds, and rarely do...prefer natural alternatives.

Have you tried acupuncture?
All the best.


would six inch nails do

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May 10, 2010 4:21 PM CST Adverse medical effects....
gussi
gussigussiVilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland12 Threads 2 Polls 4,032 Posts
Conrad73: Hirn-Frass!


Conrad , erst muss ein hirn vorhanden sein um frass to kriegen.

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May 10, 2010 5:00 PM CST Adverse medical effects....
JAN_is
JAN_isJAN_isMurcia city centre, Murcia Spain109 Threads 3,849 Posts
gussi: Conrad , erst muss ein hirn vorhanden sein um frass to kriegen.


confused Oy, speak English you. laugh
May 11, 2010 2:24 AM CST Adverse medical effects....
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixSarkoville, Ile-de-France France110 Threads 32 Polls 2,591 Posts
Tulefel: Here is an old recept, Pheonix, for you exclusively:

OLD WITCH
Why are you so glum again?
What's the reason, who's to blame?
Are the Spaniards too pugnacious?
Do the French lay any claim?
Here's a mould drink I have made,
Take a gulp, don't be afraid.
It will help you to forget
All the cares of life, I bet!
Though it’s out of the way,
It will cool you anyway,
You'll be healthy by tomorrow
If you do not die today!


Short answer is yes....I claim to blame them fot lot's.
May 11, 2010 11:16 AM CST Adverse medical effects....
gussi
gussigussiVilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland12 Threads 2 Polls 4,032 Posts
JAN_is: Oy, speak English you.


Conrad, need a brain first before the brain decay

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May 11, 2010 11:48 AM CST Adverse medical effects....
gussi: Conrad , erst muss ein hirn vorhanden sein um frass to kriegen.
Genau!rolling on the floor laughing
May 11, 2010 4:15 PM CST Adverse medical effects....
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
Another exclusive recipe for your grieves:

OLD WITCH
You are not yoursel' today,
Looking pale, struck with dismay.
Are the Turks approaching Moscow,
Or the Swedes stand in your way?
Have this aspen bark, a bit,
It will do you good indeed,
After all, it isn't nitric,
It's a gift of nature, isn't it?

cheers
May 12, 2010 7:28 AM CST Adverse medical effects....
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
Tulefel: Another exclusive recipe for your grieves:

OLD WITCH
You are not yoursel' today,
Looking pale, struck with dismay.
Are the Turks approaching Moscow,
Or the Swedes stand in your way?
Have this aspen bark, a bit,
It will do you good indeed,
After all, it isn't nitric,
It's a gift of nature, isn't it?
So is Arsenic ..... Very very good cure for most things ...... hey Phoenix.....listen to Witches, they know everything there is to knowdrinking
May 12, 2010 7:33 AM CST Adverse medical effects....
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixSarkoville, Ile-de-France France110 Threads 32 Polls 2,591 Posts
smoky: So is Arsenic ..... Very very good cure for most things ...... hey Phoenix.....listen to Witches, they know everything there is to know


My problem is I know a real white witch...And yep she know's...
May 13, 2010 6:13 AM CST Adverse medical effects....
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
smoky: So is Arsenic ..... Very very good cure for most things ...... hey Phoenix.....listen to Witches, they know everything there is to know


Yes, it’d cure all pains and sorrows. Nothing can beat Mother Nature!

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