If you are good P, we might just lower you to the cold slap, untie you, spread you out on the warm oily slab, but make sure those hands and feet are chained tightly to the rings at all four corners and..... cover you...with edible delights!
Nah,that would be too easy and then the pleasure stakes would be displaced
Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK6,405 posts
Veritaas: If you are good P, we might just lower you to the cold slap, untie you, spread you out on the warm oily slab, but make sure those hands and feet are chained tightly to the rings at all four corners and..... cover you...with edible delights!
Nah,that would be too easy and then the pleasure stakes would be displaced
Veritaas: If you are good P, we might just lower you to the cold slap, untie you, spread you out on the warm oily slab, but make sure those hands and feet are chained tightly to the rings at all four corners and..... cover you...with edible delights!
Nah,that would be too easy and then the pleasure stakes would be displaced
Would you use Honey and then leave the windows open for the wasps to have fun......
Christmas1: What aren't they natural? Don't you women think men would look better with beards, long hair and natural smell?
I'm not sure I understand the question? Whether or not the OP is being facetious?
I prefer a well groomed male who practises good hygiene. I love long hair on a man but not so much the facial hair. Some natural smells are nice,, others..? not so much
Christmas1: What aren't they natural? Don't you women think men would look better with beards, long hair and natural smell?
NO! Nonononono! EW! I want them washed, waxed (everywhere), lubed, in deodorant, processed by a hair salon, lightly misted with department store cologne (NOT stale Avon), dressed like an adult in clean clothes and wrapped up in red ribbon and a giant bow.
This isn't to anyone in particular, just some thoughts. Consider if everyone (OK OK, men for the purpose of the OP question) were to do everything natural. No privacy, no "cleaning up after oneself" (if you don't get the drift here, ahh hemm....) body odor to not being able to stand, filth that collects germs and infections, etc...There are perfectly good reasons to have good hygiene (which, by "nature" isn't "natural")and be clean. Almost everybody I have ever met, socially, professionally, different geographical areas, would prefer a man to be well groomed, including shaving, clean as a whistle, and smelling very nice, but I do understand this isn't everyone's agenda. But I wouldn't like him to stink and have unkempt hair and scraggly beard. JMO
ps. You can get infected BAD by your own bacteria and germs. THAT'S a good reason to be clean, folks.
bob1959: I know what you mean. Guys with facial hair are creepy freaks.
I just like smooth skin. Also, when you look in clothing ads the male models are usually shaved. So are the vast majority of TV heartthrobs. Who doesn't shave? Jerimiah Johnson and Captain Blackthorne. That's who.
Once I was watching a TV show where they give men makeovers and they shaved a guy with a Gandalf beard. He looked kind of like David Bowie under all that beardage. I was all into him as soon as his real face came out.
I shave because I find facial hair irritating to my skin. Deodorant is just a sensible thing to use and I keep my hair cut very close because my hairline is practically gone and if I let it grow, I look twice my age.
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