Girls from Eastern Europe. (73)
GenuineMale: Your motor-home will blow their ears off! .. SUCH A HOUSE ON WHEELS?!
Who told you? I bet it was Phoenix the cad.
Who told you? I bet it was Phoenix the cad.
Much as I love Phoenix .. yes, he is a real darling of a man if you have such fine instincts as I have, but you being a man have not those finer feelings so you judge by mere written words as one Bull in the field judges another fine bull entering his field of competition, especially a younger bull ... hahahaa...
Nein, seriously, you can take your pick of ladies in Africa ... they will be forming long winding queues thru the maize fields to follow your house on wheels in the hope of spending just ONE night in such a fine mobile house, and will be happy to cook for you and do your laundry, and they really don`t need your pension when you die of mushroom poisoning or being clawed over by a Leopard cause they have no need for money.
nevica: do they kill those old men in order to get their pension? or are they so poor so they would be happy enough to share the old man's pension and sleep with him for that? poor them, i would't like to be in their skin.
in sweden nobody gets their husband's pension if he dies as far as i know. you get your pensions early and easily there in Greece.
in sweden nobody gets their husband's pension if he dies as far as i know. you get your pensions early and easily there in Greece.
Great post...........;
But the nitty gritty is........;;You and your frinds, how good is your's (and their's) volley ball skills?
Conrad73: You better rethink the reason you're getting all those Views!
Ja
who cares about percentage
Nevey,
Volley ball skill's....that's the burnin' 'Q'....................
Nevey,
Volley ball skill's....that's the burnin' 'Q'....................
smoky: Much as I love Phoenix .. yes, he is a real darling of a man if you have such fine instincts as I have, but you being a man have not those finer feelings so you judge by mere written words as one Bull in the field judges another fine bull entering his field of competition, especially a younger bull ... hahahaa...
Nein, seriously, you can take your pick of ladies in Africa ... they will be forming long winding queues thru the maize fields to follow your house on wheels in the hope of spending just ONE night in such a fine mobile house, and will be happy to cook for you and do your laundry, and they really don`t need your pension when you die of mushroom poisoning or being clawed over by a Leopard cause they have no need for money.
Nein, seriously, you can take your pick of ladies in Africa ... they will be forming long winding queues thru the maize fields to follow your house on wheels in the hope of spending just ONE night in such a fine mobile house, and will be happy to cook for you and do your laundry, and they really don`t need your pension when you die of mushroom poisoning or being clawed over by a Leopard cause they have no need for money.
STOP IT SMOKY, just as I have discovered this great forum you risk the chance of killing me off with laughing, also now no more mushrooms, have to keep away from Leopards, going to have to give the great travelling bedrooms to charity as could not bear to see the long line of longing eyes.
As for Phoenix, do you really think he is deep down a real nice guy? I was thinking the same but then his latest input suggesting I perform tricks I am not able to as I am a little stiff around the middle, or is it muscle. Sure about your insticts? I wonder if he is a female who has had a typographic error and placed a wrong picture.
Have to use those things as you know.
Well, this girl from Switzerland is going to leave you all to quibbling about Who Is Gonna Pay Half the Bill.... OMG SO glad I don`t have problems like this!
I am off to eat dinner, paid for, FULLY, by the local Gemeinder, as my reward for spending a few hours of my free time - helping the local school teachers to disipline (forgot how to spell that word!) the local brats, I also teach them new swear words in English, Zulu, Xhosa, Pondo, and Fassi (an Arabic tongue) ... and I also teach them how to dance - The Swiss can`t dance, but now they can thanks to ME.
I am hoping to also get a few beers, FREE, out of the coffers!...and then I have to try and ride my bicycle back home while avoiding the Polizei doing an alcohol test on me - tis illegal to ride a bicycle whilst under the influence!
I am off to eat dinner, paid for, FULLY, by the local Gemeinder, as my reward for spending a few hours of my free time - helping the local school teachers to disipline (forgot how to spell that word!) the local brats, I also teach them new swear words in English, Zulu, Xhosa, Pondo, and Fassi (an Arabic tongue) ... and I also teach them how to dance - The Swiss can`t dance, but now they can thanks to ME.
I am hoping to also get a few beers, FREE, out of the coffers!...and then I have to try and ride my bicycle back home while avoiding the Polizei doing an alcohol test on me - tis illegal to ride a bicycle whilst under the influence!
Well, this girl from Switzerland
Folk's she's my captain...(nice post smoky)
Folk's she's my captain...(nice post smoky)
You forgot the commonly used in S, Africa "Fanakalo" and do you teach them,Zulu dances as well? If you donnt know how,you call me.
smoky: Well, this girl from Switzerland is going to leave you all to quibbling about Who Is Gonna Pay Half the Bill.... OMG SO glad I don`t have problems like this!
I am off to eat dinner, paid for, FULLY, by the local Gemeinder, as my reward for spending a few hours of my free time - helping the local school teachers to disipline (forgot how to spell that word!) the local brats, I also teach them new swear words in English, Zulu, Xhosa, Pondo, and Fassi (an Arabic tongue) ... and I also teach them how to dance - The Swiss can`t dance, but now they can thanks to ME.
I am hoping to also get a few beers, FREE, out of the coffers!...and then I have to try and ride my bicycle back home while avoiding the Polizei doing an alcohol test on me - tis illegal to ride a bicycle whilst under the influence!
I am off to eat dinner, paid for, FULLY, by the local Gemeinder, as my reward for spending a few hours of my free time - helping the local school teachers to disipline (forgot how to spell that word!) the local brats, I also teach them new swear words in English, Zulu, Xhosa, Pondo, and Fassi (an Arabic tongue) ... and I also teach them how to dance - The Swiss can`t dance, but now they can thanks to ME.
I am hoping to also get a few beers, FREE, out of the coffers!...and then I have to try and ride my bicycle back home while avoiding the Polizei doing an alcohol test on me - tis illegal to ride a bicycle whilst under the influence!
Yes,Very few murders with pension motives. Well if they were,well off, no reason to come to Greece,but the prospect,of having a steady income,is too great if you are realy poor.A cleaning Lady from Poland was saying to my mother, in her village they were eating potates only,every day. Yes,pensions early and easy for every one,that's why, we are about to declare bankruptcy.
nevica: do they kill those old men in order to get their pension? or are they so poor so they would be happy enough to share the old man's pension and sleep with him for that? poor them, i would't like to be in their skin.
in sweden nobody gets their husband's pension if he dies as far as i know. you get your pensions early and easily there in Greece.
in sweden nobody gets their husband's pension if he dies as far as i know. you get your pensions early and easily there in Greece.
GenuineMale: Not having much success here in Spain (I wonder why) thinking of taking the mobile bedrooms and touring Poland, Russia and so forth as there seem to be many nice ladies that like older men. (Older not old)
Have any of you guys had experience of this and what was the outcome?
Have any of you guys had experience of this and what was the outcome?
GM, theres quite a few out here, but be aware they do charge by the hour
heidi2765: Geh mit Gott, aber gehe!!!!
Ich gehe nicht mer mit gott, aber heidi2765 I just realised. You and I have much in common. We were born in the same city albeit at different times. We support the same football team - GERMANY -so there is hope for us.
Your son will live in Glasgow as I did.
There is light at the end of the tunnel. Hummel hummel
Have to use those to ensure I do not receive a telling off from our friend in Edinburgh. Unless he has taken the ghost tour and is lost underground. I would not like that at all.
smoky: Well, this girl from Switzerland is going to leave you all to quibbling about Who Is Gonna Pay Half the Bill.... OMG SO glad I don`t have problems like this!
I am off to eat dinner, paid for, FULLY, by the local Gemeinder, as my reward for spending a few hours of my free time - helping the local school teachers to disipline (forgot how to spell that word!) the local brats, I also teach them new swear words in English, Zulu, Xhosa, Pondo, and Fassi (an Arabic tongue) ... and I also teach them how to dance - The Swiss can`t dance, but now they can thanks to ME.
I am hoping to also get a few beers, FREE, out of the coffers!...and then I have to try and ride my bicycle back home while avoiding the Polizei doing an alcohol test on me - tis illegal to ride a bicycle whilst under the influence!
I am off to eat dinner, paid for, FULLY, by the local Gemeinder, as my reward for spending a few hours of my free time - helping the local school teachers to disipline (forgot how to spell that word!) the local brats, I also teach them new swear words in English, Zulu, Xhosa, Pondo, and Fassi (an Arabic tongue) ... and I also teach them how to dance - The Swiss can`t dance, but now they can thanks to ME.
I am hoping to also get a few beers, FREE, out of the coffers!...and then I have to try and ride my bicycle back home while avoiding the Polizei doing an alcohol test on me - tis illegal to ride a bicycle whilst under the influence!
Have a great time now and dont
over the policemans foot as he will be very upset. Just and bear the punishment as if after a nice paid for dinner.There is never any quibbling about who will pay for half the bill, the lady will.
I love you all,except Phoe no I will not say it.
GenuineMale: Ich gehe nicht mer mit gott, aber heidi2765 I just realised. You and I have much in common. We were born in the same city albeit at different times. We support the same football team - GERMANY -so there is hope for us.
Your son will live in Glasgow as I did.
There is light at the end of the tunnel. Hummel hummel
Have to use those to ensure I do not receive a telling off from our friend in Edinburgh. Unless he has taken the ghost tour and is lost underground. I would not like that at all.
Your son will live in Glasgow as I did.
There is light at the end of the tunnel. Hummel hummel
Have to use those to ensure I do not receive a telling off from our friend in Edinburgh. Unless he has taken the ghost tour and is lost underground. I would not like that at all.
And you've a cheek to pull me up about my typo's (Croppy, re-read)
GenuineMale: Ich gehe nicht mer mit gott, aber heidi2765 I just realised. You and I have much in common. We were born in the same city albeit at different times. We support the same football team - GERMANY -so there is hope for us.
Your son will live in Glasgow as I did.
There is light at the end of the tunnel. Hummel hummel
Have to use those to ensure I do not receive a telling off from our friend in Edinburgh. Unless he has taken the ghost tour and is lost underground. I would not like that at all.
Your son will live in Glasgow as I did.
There is light at the end of the tunnel. Hummel hummel
Have to use those to ensure I do not receive a telling off from our friend in Edinburgh. Unless he has taken the ghost tour and is lost underground. I would not like that at all.
We have nothing in common beside the accident of being born in the same city.
There is as much hope for us as there is for me shouting this World Cup for England or blowing into a vuvuzela!
So please leave me out of this discussion....towards SA your caravan should roll!!!
chris27292729: You forgot the commonly used in S, Africa "Fanakalo" and do you teach them,Zulu dances as well? If you donnt know how,you call me.
Hoi Chris-forgetallthosenumbers ..... you a South African fella? What you know about Fanakalo...huh? Yars darls, I`m back from my FREE dinner! and I`m not even drunk! Just drank half a bottle of local red, had to behave myself amongst all those squeeky-clean teachers and old people, and only snuck out for ONE smoke.
Zulu dances? The Toi-Toi?
...that is called the "Dance for More Pay" ... very popular but only on Home ground!No, this year I am teaching the Swiss the "Dance for Calling Summer" because Summer seems to have forgotten to call here in CH. We had Winter, and now we got Autumn!
I don`t have to call anyone, everyone calls ME....
smoky: Hoi Chris-forgetallthosenumbers ..... you a South African fella? What you know about Fanakalo...huh?
Yars darls, I`m back from my FREE dinner! and I`m not even drunk! Just drank half a bottle of local red, had to behave myself amongst all those squeeky-clean teachers and old people, and only snuck out for ONE smoke.
Zulu dances? The Toi-Toi? ...that is called the "Dance for More Pay" ... very popular but only on Home ground!
No, this year I am teaching the Swiss the "Dance for Calling Summer" because Summer seems to have forgotten to call here in CH. We had Winter, and now we got Autumn!
I don`t have to call anyone, everyone calls ME....
Yars darls, I`m back from my FREE dinner! and I`m not even drunk! Just drank half a bottle of local red, had to behave myself amongst all those squeeky-clean teachers and old people, and only snuck out for ONE smoke.
Zulu dances? The Toi-Toi? ...that is called the "Dance for More Pay" ... very popular but only on Home ground!
No, this year I am teaching the Swiss the "Dance for Calling Summer" because Summer seems to have forgotten to call here in CH. We had Winter, and now we got Autumn!
I don`t have to call anyone, everyone calls ME....
Huh?
smoky: Hoi Chris-forgetallthosenumbers ..... you a South African fella? What you know about Fanakalo...huh?
Yars darls, I`m back from my FREE dinner! and I`m not even drunk! Just drank half a bottle of local red, had to behave myself amongst all those squeeky-clean teachers and old people, and only snuck out for ONE smoke.
Zulu dances? The Toi-Toi? ...that is called the "Dance for More Pay" ... very popular but only on Home ground!
No, this year I am teaching the Swiss the "Dance for Calling Summer" because Summer seems to have forgotten to call here in CH. We had Winter, and now we got Autumn!
I don`t have to call anyone, everyone calls ME....
Looked like Summer for a while,then it went Ciao!Yars darls, I`m back from my FREE dinner! and I`m not even drunk! Just drank half a bottle of local red, had to behave myself amongst all those squeeky-clean teachers and old people, and only snuck out for ONE smoke.
Zulu dances? The Toi-Toi? ...that is called the "Dance for More Pay" ... very popular but only on Home ground!
No, this year I am teaching the Swiss the "Dance for Calling Summer" because Summer seems to have forgotten to call here in CH. We had Winter, and now we got Autumn!
I don`t have to call anyone, everyone calls ME....
GenuineMale: Ich gehe nicht mer mit gott, aber heidi2765 I just realised. You and I have much in common. We were born in the same city albeit at different times. We support the same football team - GERMANY -so there is hope for us.
Your son will live in Glasgow as I did.
There is light at the end of the tunnel. Hummel hummel
Have to use those to ensure I do not receive a telling off from our friend in Edinburgh. Unless he has taken the ghost tour and is lost underground. I would not like that at all.
You think so?Your son will live in Glasgow as I did.
There is light at the end of the tunnel. Hummel hummel
Have to use those to ensure I do not receive a telling off from our friend in Edinburgh. Unless he has taken the ghost tour and is lost underground. I would not like that at all.
Turned of,Energy-Crisis!
JAN_is: Huh?
Hoi Jan ..... well, they all LOOK so squeeky clean, and no-one finishes their glass of wine - except me - and I got the waitress trained.........
...and I am supposed to be - the reason I got invited - a "Senior Citizen who sets an example" to the brats in school .. and I`m not quite sure what "setting an example" is supposed to mean. Does that include setting an example to the teachers? ... or only to the brats? There were no brats there, so I just walked a middle line, and sort-of behaved myself, in a sort-of way. I did not display my belly ring, or smash any glasses, or sit on anyones lap, except when I re-arranged the roses on the bald mans head and the lady next to him watered them with her wine and then gave him the tablecloth to wear,
Oh, I got given a lovely box of Swiss Chocolates, which I asked if I could exchange for a bicycle chain to go with my new outfit I bought from the Bones Klinik in Zurich, a sort of Gothic type shop, for my next stint at the school - the chain is a classic visual weapon of deterrent when dealing with cheeky kids......
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do they kill those old men in order to get their pension? or are they so poor so they would be happy enough to share the old man's pension and sleep with him for that? poor them, i would't like to be in their skin.
in sweden nobody gets their husband's pension if he dies as far as i know. you get your pensions early and easily there in Greece.