How to please a women?? (136)
telgordoalicante/murcia, Murcia Spain19 Threads 1 Polls 476 PostsMake that 5 and counting 
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ChasingCars: So far the evidence suggests that romance is truly dead and CS women love to fart in bed. "Anosmia Cara Mia?"
that means the honeymoon is over when u do that lol&war of the roses is on when u pull cover over their head lol.------ This thread is Archived ------
venusenvy: Mmmmm depends on my mood, whether im Pissed off or not...in certain circumstances it can be a powerful weapon!!!
haha good to know
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reb56: that means the honeymoon is over when u do that lol&war of the roses is on when u pull cover over their head lol.
Thats right R
its methane madness
But i think that should be war on the noses
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POO! IT STINKS IN HERE!!
Just came back to see if you'd finished with Farts yet...I'm outta here!!
Just came back to see if you'd finished with Farts yet...I'm outta here!!
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SHERRY50: POO! IT STINKS IN HERE!!
Just came back to see if you'd finished with Farts yet...I'm outta here!!
Just came back to see if you'd finished with Farts yet...I'm outta here!!
I think everyone has gone to the khazi S
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venusenvy: I fart, therefore I am
"Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May"
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ChasingCars: "Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May"
It's an ill wind that blows no good
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telgordo: It's an ill wind that blows no good
Come on C, lets keep it going
We dont want to let the wind out of the sails
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Ah well, im off
Theres wind in them willows
"skip, skip skip to the loo, skip ,skip skip to the loo -----
Theres wind in them willows
"skip, skip skip to the loo, skip ,skip skip to the loo -----
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SHERRY50: Avast ya scurvey dog's!
I say 'Blow the man down, Matey!
..it still stinks in here!
I say 'Blow the man down, Matey!
..it still stinks in here!
Surely that is not "The wind beneath my wings"!!
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awesomeboy: Oooh ive got a killer dutch oven after ive had a curry
How do you Aussies and English come up with these words?
A dutch oven is a dutch oven over hear for cooking. I guess it means something to do with a fart or alot more there. The things l learn here, ha!
Don't light a torch (Flashlight in US) after a dutch oven! Maybe go to your car trunk and slip in to get the farts, etc., out of your system after eatting curry to save the environment, ha.
I am sure you English will help me remember what a car trunk is called in England.
The Dobe
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houston11: I have been doing research Into How to please a women in bed??
Give her Good money for shopping 
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ali110: Give her Good money for shopping
That wouldn't impress me
I hate shopping
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ali110: Give her Good money for shopping
Is that the money she has to send on the other 3 wives and their Kids???------ This thread is Archived ------
SummerUK: That wouldn't impress me I hate shopping
Thats great,u can be a good partner 
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doberman3: How do you Aussies and English come up with these words?
A dutch oven is a dutch oven over hear for cooking. I guess it means something to do with a fart or alot more there. The things l learn here, ha!
Don't light a torch (Flashlight in US) after a dutch oven! Maybe go to your car trunk and slip in to get the farts, etc., out of your system after eatting curry to save the environment, ha.
I am sure you English will help me remember what a car trunk is called in England.
The Dobe
A dutch oven is a dutch oven over hear for cooking. I guess it means something to do with a fart or alot more there. The things l learn here, ha!
Don't light a torch (Flashlight in US) after a dutch oven! Maybe go to your car trunk and slip in to get the farts, etc., out of your system after eatting curry to save the environment, ha.
I am sure you English will help me remember what a car trunk is called in England.
The Dobe
I blame the English!
In Australia, the trunk is the boot.
A dutch oven is what you call it when someone does something noxious, (but natural) and they trap it under the blanket's to release on their unsuspecting bed partner by waving the blankets up and down...It's extremely funny....apparently.
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SHERRY50: I blame the English!
In Australia, the trunk is the boot.
A dutch oven is what you call it when someone does something noxious, (but natural) and they trap it under the blanket's to release on their unsuspecting bed partner by waving the blankets up and down...It's extremely funny....apparently.
In Australia, the trunk is the boot.
A dutch oven is what you call it when someone does something noxious, (but natural) and they trap it under the blanket's to release on their unsuspecting bed partner by waving the blankets up and down...It's extremely funny....apparently.
i prefer to trap the partner under the blankets & its hilarious
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