What are the Lines you never wanna hear ? (in bedroom, From your boss, lover, bestfriend) (14)
First date:
"Wow... you sure look alot like my mom!!!"
"Why wear shoes I say, jesus didn't wear shoes!"
"And so I told him, don't make hulk angry, you won't like hulk when he's angry."
"Wow... you sure look alot like my mom!!!"
"Why wear shoes I say, jesus didn't wear shoes!"
"And so I told him, don't make hulk angry, you won't like hulk when he's angry."
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Raven0: First date:
"Wow... you sure look alot like my mom!!!"
"Why wear shoes I say, jesus didn't wear shoes!"
"And so I told him, don't make hulk angry, you won't like hulk when he's angry."
"Wow... you sure look alot like my mom!!!"
"Why wear shoes I say, jesus didn't wear shoes!"
"And so I told him, don't make hulk angry, you won't like hulk when he's angry."
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In response to: here are some :
From a partner: its not you its me...you deserve someone better than me..·
From a boss-you are fired!
From a friend-I so f:::::n hate you!!
how about u
From a partner: its not you its me...you deserve someone better than me..·
From a boss-you are fired!
From a friend-I so f:::::n hate you!!
how about u
I never want to hear this from anyone..i forgot to bring you chocolate..
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Lines I NEVER wanna hear:
From the President: "Oops! I did again!"
From the Police: "Put your hands in the air....and wave 'em like you just don't care."
From a date: "Bootie Call!"
From the President: "Oops! I did again!"
From the Police: "Put your hands in the air....and wave 'em like you just don't care."
From a date: "Bootie Call!"
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In the bedroom: No, I'm just sick of doing it with YOU.
Lover: Our anniversary was last week.
Boss: We've decided to move the company to Kentucky. We want you to come with us.
Best Friend: I think my mom's got a crush on you.
Lover: Our anniversary was last week.
Boss: We've decided to move the company to Kentucky. We want you to come with us.
Best Friend: I think my mom's got a crush on you.
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ooby_dooby: In the bedroom: No, I'm just sick of doing it with YOU.
Lover: Our anniversary was last week.
Boss: We've decided to move the company to Kentucky. We want you to come with us.
Best Friend: I think my mom's got a crush on you.
Lover: Our anniversary was last week.
Boss: We've decided to move the company to Kentucky. We want you to come with us.
Best Friend: I think my mom's got a crush on you.
In the bedroom:
Right leg BLUE!
Lover:
Could you maybe just stop breathing?
Boss:
I asked for this in triplicate, colour coded AND by order of importance in my own mind.
Best friend :
I clogged your toilet, but it's okay, I used my hands...btw you want some more sushi, I made it myself.
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In the bedroom- wait till a commercial comes on.
Lover- (comes back from hunting trip) Have you ever seen a rash like this
Boss-You want a raise I got one for you (grabs himself)
Best Friend- I ate the last of the chocolate
Lover- (comes back from hunting trip) Have you ever seen a rash like this
Boss-You want a raise I got one for you (grabs himself)
Best Friend- I ate the last of the chocolate
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amahlala: Lines I NEVER wanna hear:
From the President: "Oops! I did again!"
From the Police: "Put your hands in the air....and wave 'em like you just don't care."
From a date: "Bootie Call!"
From the President: "Oops! I did again!"
From the Police: "Put your hands in the air....and wave 'em like you just don't care."
From a date: "Bootie Call!"
this is making my day:P thanks for the good laugh
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In the bedroom: You look better in the dark. Is that your front or back.
From friend: you are not wearing those buttless pant again?
From a Lover: well, gotta to go, my wife is picking me up in a few minutes.
From friend: you are not wearing those buttless pant again?
From a Lover: well, gotta to go, my wife is picking me up in a few minutes.
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in the bedroom...
"your sister was better"
"your sister was better"
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from a lover your brothers was bigger. from a best friend your mom gives great head.
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In the bedroom..
honey,your wrinkled down below.
honey,your wrinkled down below.
In response to: here are some :
From a partner: its not you its me...you deserve someone better than me..·
From a boss-you are fired!
From a friend-I so f:::::n hate you!!
how about u
From a partner: its not you its me...you deserve someone better than me..·
From a boss-you are fired!
From a friend-I so f:::::n hate you!!
how about u
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from your partner : its just a rash
from your boss: want a raise ? then he points at a ladder !
from a friend : sorry , it's not my weed , when a cop finds a baggie under his seat .
from a cop : whats this green stuff under the passenger seat ?
from your girlfriend : honey , Iam late getting my period by 4 months !
from your boss: want a raise ? then he points at a ladder !
from a friend : sorry , it's not my weed , when a cop finds a baggie under his seat .
from a cop : whats this green stuff under the passenger seat ?
from your girlfriend : honey , Iam late getting my period by 4 months !
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From a partner: its not you its me...you deserve someone better than me..·
From a boss-you are fired!
From a friend-I so f:::::n hate you!!
how about u