Have we nothing better to talk about? (66)
ChasingCars: Can I be Sir Anthony (he was a bit thick) "I am a great eater of beef and do believe this doeth harm my wit".
If the syrup fits...
Jac xxx
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amahlala: OP's probably laughing at me cause I took the bait first....but to the OP!
Did you know that you cannot shove moose out of an airplane in Alaska?
Did you know that you cannot shove moose out of an airplane in Alaska?
I'll bear that in mind next time I'm flying over Alaska with a moose in tow.
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jac379: Well, I think Raven's beginning to get fresh with me and I've clean run out of quotes, anyway.
Useless information will do me just fine.
Has the OP reappeared yet, or d'you think he's just laughing at us lot of eejits?
Jac xxx
Useless information will do me just fine.
Has the OP reappeared yet, or d'you think he's just laughing at us lot of eejits?
Jac xxx
It was the only other one I could remember!!
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Catsy: No thanks, my Boyfriend would be utterly jealous..well, if he sees this he will k......you!!!!!!
Kill me ????or kiss me???
either way, there s a very long line in front of my house
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zeus911: Yep, that sounds cool...
The development of air conditioning began with the equivalence principle, under which the states of accelerated motion and being at rest in a gravitational field however it has been noted that this phenomenon is more visible at the earth's poles where from the equator is hardly visible. The upshot of this is that the African Elephant can never really make love to the Bengal tiger since they live in different continents but in spite of this a poisonous toad is still somewhat smaller that an alligator. However deep scientific studies have revealed that a cold air electron leaving your air conditioning unit has to be emanated with a certain initial velocity in a certain direction from the radiation source. Thereby there emerges on the recipient skin (with the level x = x2) a certain curve which points depend on a single parameter, for example on the initial velocity that free fall is inertial motion; an object in free fall is falling because that is how objects move when there is no force being exerted on them, instead of this being due to the force of gravity as is the case in classical mechanics. This is incompatible with how flies and mosquitoes actually make love while in mid flight but it is quite clear that this is really impacting the gradual loss of the moon from the earth's orbit at the rate of 3.8 cm per calender year...
The development of air conditioning began with the equivalence principle, under which the states of accelerated motion and being at rest in a gravitational field however it has been noted that this phenomenon is more visible at the earth's poles where from the equator is hardly visible. The upshot of this is that the African Elephant can never really make love to the Bengal tiger since they live in different continents but in spite of this a poisonous toad is still somewhat smaller that an alligator. However deep scientific studies have revealed that a cold air electron leaving your air conditioning unit has to be emanated with a certain initial velocity in a certain direction from the radiation source. Thereby there emerges on the recipient skin (with the level x = x2) a certain curve which points depend on a single parameter, for example on the initial velocity that free fall is inertial motion; an object in free fall is falling because that is how objects move when there is no force being exerted on them, instead of this being due to the force of gravity as is the case in classical mechanics. This is incompatible with how flies and mosquitoes actually make love while in mid flight but it is quite clear that this is really impacting the gradual loss of the moon from the earth's orbit at the rate of 3.8 cm per calender year...
excellent deduction ... Sherlock would be proud of you....
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Boban1: Kill me ????or kiss me???
either way, there s a very long line in front of my house
either way, there s a very long line in front of my house
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scouting4girls: hun xx we can strike to the groin eyes throat anywere we want too its pretty ruthless
What style? My daughter would love it, as long as she got to spar with blokes.
She did win a gold medal in competition once - they couldn't find anyone small enough to be in her category, so she fought with somebody twice her size to qualify and came first out of one. To be fair it was a pretty even fight, bless her.
Jac xxx
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Boban1: Kill me ????or kiss me???
either way, there s a very long line in front of my house
either way, there s a very long line in front of my house
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jac379: What style? My daughter would love it, as long as she got to spar with blokes.
She did win a gold medal in competition once - they couldn't find anyone small enough to be in her category, so she fought with somebody twice her size to qualify and came first out of one. To be fair it was a pretty even fight, bless her.
Jac xxx
wwfShe did win a gold medal in competition once - they couldn't find anyone small enough to be in her category, so she fought with somebody twice her size to qualify and came first out of one. To be fair it was a pretty even fight, bless her.
Jac xxx
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Boban1: excellent deduction ... Sherlock would be proud of you....
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Boban1: Kill me ????or kiss me???
either way, there s a very long line in front of my house
either way, there s a very long line in front of my house
Damn you, I've been waiting for 2 months, 3 weeks, 5 days, 7 hours, 23 minutes and 17 seconds.
You call this foreplay???
Jac xxx
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jac379: Damn you, I've been waiting for 2 months, 3 weeks, 5 days, 7 hours, 23 minutes and 17 seconds.
You call this foreplay???
Jac xxx
foulplayYou call this foreplay???
Jac xxx
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viva007: wwf
wwf?
Are you barking at me, Viva?
Jac xxx
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viva007: foulplay
Jac xxx
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zeus911: yep he sure would but not too sure about Einstien though!!
who???
the little guy that flips burgers at McDonnell's
was watching on youtube , someday ago about his theory of relativity and quantum physics... existence of 11 dimension ....
Man they washed up my brain for the rest of the day
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jac379: Damn you, I've been waiting for 2 months, 3 weeks, 5 days, 7 hours, 23 minutes and 17 seconds.
You call this foreplay???
Jac xxx
You call this foreplay???
Jac xxx
well sorry ... my air condition was broke
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viva007: wind mill
yours
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Boban1: well sorry ... my air condition was broke
I could make a blowing pun here, but I'm going to restrain myself.
Jac xxx
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A couple of times in exams, my teeny-weeny daughter ended up sparring with fellas 6 foot plus. They were weak with laughter faced with this curly haired pixie determined to give them a run for their money...right up until they realised that her punches were groin height...
Big fellas can move really quick when they want to.
Jac xxx