If Christopher Columbus was married ………. ( Archived) (18)

Dec 17, 2010 6:57 AM CST If Christopher Columbus was married ……….
rozaroz
rozarozrozarozBeirut, Beyrouth Lebanon9 Threads 40 Posts
If Columbus had been married he might never have discovered America because

* Where are you going?
* With whom?
* Why?
* How are you going?
* To discover what?
* Why you?
* What do I do, when you are not here?
* Can I come with you ?
* Coming back when?
* Dinner ghar par hi khaoge? (will u have dinner at home?)
* Mere liye kya laoge? ( what you will bring for me?)
* It seems you deliberately made this ….
* Don’t lie….
* Why r u making such programs
* You seem to be making a lot of such programs
* Why?
* I want to go to my parents place
* I want you to come and leave me
* I don’t want to come back…..
* I will never come back….
* Why are u not stopping me….
* I don’t understand what is this discovery chakker(mess)?
* You always do like this…..
* Last time also u did like this….
* Now a day’s u always seem to do like this….
* I still don’t understand what else is left to be discovered..
laugh laugh laugh
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Dec 17, 2010 7:01 AM CST If Christopher Columbus was married ……….
lucynad
lucynadlucynadSunny city, Sicilia Italy7 Threads 2,431 Posts
rozaroz: If Columbus had been married he might never have discovered America because

* Where are you going?
* With whom?
* Why?
* How are you going?
* To discover what?
* Why you?
* What do I do, when you are not here?
* Can I come with you ?
* Coming back when?
* Dinner ghar par hi khaoge? (will u have dinner at home?)
* Mere liye kya laoge? ( what you will bring for me?)
* It seems you deliberately made this ….
* Don’t lie….
* Why r u making such programs
* You seem to be making a lot of such programs
* Why?
* I want to go to my parents place
* I want you to come and leave me
* I don’t want to come back…..
* I will never come back….
* Why are u not stopping me….
* I don’t understand what is this discovery chakker(mess)?
* You always do like this…..
* Last time also u did like this….
* Now a day’s u always seem to do like this….
* I still don’t understand what else is left to be discovered..



looks like i was married to the masculine version of the columbus' wife.... grin laugh
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Dec 17, 2010 7:02 AM CST If Christopher Columbus was married ……….
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
perhaps he was married and this was the reason he set sail .....dunno laugh
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Dec 17, 2010 7:44 AM CST If Christopher Columbus was married ……….
rozaroz
rozarozrozarozBeirut, Beyrouth Lebanon9 Threads 40 Posts
Marry Christmas lucynad /RDM59 and welcomehandshake

let see some more..
What do you say? Even the Queen will sell her jewelry for your travel? What do you think I am - stupid? What do you have with that old woman?
laugh grin
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Dec 17, 2010 7:50 AM CST If Christopher Columbus was married ……….
rozaroz
rozarozrozarozBeirut, Beyrouth Lebanon9 Threads 40 Posts
And who is that Maria? What does she want from you? You say she's a little girl? ...You p*dophile!frustrated frustrated
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Dec 17, 2010 7:57 AM CST If Christopher Columbus was married ……….
Christmas1
Christmas1Christmas1Peterborough, Ontario Canada3 Threads 869 Posts
He never discovered America. That is false advertising on his part. Columbus needed the money, so he said he did, but he didn't. My cousin Erik...he discovered America.
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Dec 17, 2010 7:58 AM CST If Christopher Columbus was married ……….
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
Dec 17, 2010 8:04 AM CST If Christopher Columbus was married ……….
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
I believe when he landed, one Native Indian said to another, "Don't think we have to worry about this lot, there's only one boatload of them."

laugh
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Dec 17, 2010 8:07 AM CST If Christopher Columbus was married ……….
Christmas1
Christmas1Christmas1Peterborough, Ontario Canada3 Threads 869 Posts
RDM59: http://www.partnersinrhyme.com/soundfx/war_sounds/warsound_Gun_Silencer_wav.shtml

R.I.P.
Ralphie, you shot his eye out with your BB gun. ahahaha. Didn't your mommie say "You'll shoot your eye out" or "Don't come running to me if you break your legs".
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Dec 17, 2010 8:13 AM CST If Christopher Columbus was married ……….
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
Christmas1: Ralphie, you shot his eye out with your BB gun. ahahaha. Didn't your mommie say "You'll shoot your eye out" or "Don't come running to me if you break your legs".


She did warn me but she wasn't talking about my gun ...... wow blushing doh laugh wave
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Dec 18, 2010 11:45 AM CST If Christopher Columbus was married ……….
rozaroz
rozarozrozarozBeirut, Beyrouth Lebanon9 Threads 40 Posts
Thanks for everyone's commentsdancingsanta
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Dec 18, 2010 11:48 AM CST If Christopher Columbus was married ……….
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
Are you so sure he wasnt?? dunno
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Dec 18, 2010 11:49 AM CST If Christopher Columbus was married ……….
robsantiago15
robsantiago15robsantiago15Lowell, Massachusetts USA11 Threads 713 Posts
I though Columbus was gay...
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Dec 18, 2010 11:53 AM CST If Christopher Columbus was married ……….
70Libra
70Libra70LibraCounty, Waterford Ireland43 Threads 6,782 Posts
venusenvy: Are you so sure he wasnt??

He was.

He married Felipa Perestrello Moniz, a daughter of a Portugese nobleman in 1479
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Dec 18, 2010 11:54 AM CST If Christopher Columbus was married ……….
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
70Libra: He was.

He married Felipa Perestrello Moniz, a daughter of a Portugese nobleman in 1479



Thats what I thought...he also had children I believe dunno
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Dec 18, 2010 11:57 AM CST If Christopher Columbus was married ……….
70Libra
70Libra70LibraCounty, Waterford Ireland43 Threads 6,782 Posts
venusenvy: Thats what I thought...he also had children I believe

Two sons. Diego and Fernando. Two different mothers though.
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Dec 18, 2010 11:58 AM CST If Christopher Columbus was married ……….
robsantiago15
robsantiago15robsantiago15Lowell, Massachusetts USA11 Threads 713 Posts
If I'm not mistaken, some of his descendants live in the Dominican Republic these days...
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Dec 18, 2010 12:00 PM CST If Christopher Columbus was married ……….
epicure
epicureepicureAlanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey401 Threads 10 Polls 5,224 Posts
rozaroz: If Columbus had been married he might never have discovered America because

* Where are you going?
* With whom?
* Why?
* How are you going?
* To discover what?
* Why you?
* What do I do, when you are not here?
* Can I come with you ?
* Coming back when?
* Dinner ghar par hi khaoge? (will u have dinner at home?)
* Mere liye kya laoge? ( what you will bring for me?)
* It seems you deliberately made this ….
* Don’t lie….
* Why r u making such programs
* You seem to be making a lot of such programs
* Why?
* I want to go to my parents place
* I want you to come and leave me
* I don’t want to come back…..
* I will never come back….
* Why are u not stopping me….
* I don’t understand what is this discovery chakker(mess)?
* You always do like this…..
* Last time also u did like this….
* Now a day’s u always seem to do like this….
* I still don’t understand what else is left to be discovered..
I heard exactly the same things,the only difference were that they are Turkish
Women are same everywhere in the world
I bet female aliens bula bula bula the same things in their languages
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