May I flip the table? ( Archived) (17)

Now why did you go and flip the table, I had all my stuff on there. Two marbles, a chewing gum wrapper, glass of milk and a cough drop. It`t a mess now.

Go and look in the mirror and you will see.

I am looking for a woman that thinks before she speaks. A woman that likes to run through puddles. A woman that waxes my back. An edumacated woman. Ya, thats it.

hmmm edumacated...that shouldn't be too hard to find!

that's all right I don't mind picking up if I cause a mess, anyway, there is no use crying over spilt milk.


sorry I know it's cheesy

Naw it don't turn to cheese unless you churn it

I'm looking for a woman who's mentally ill
she should be an agoraphobic schizophrenic
she should have no family, no friends, and no kids
she prefers a quiet environment
she doesn't watch TV
she'd rather write poetry
or paint a picture
or plant a flower
or read a book
or play a game
or a musical instrument
or just talk to herself aloud
she's like a lost little girl
she still believes in fairytales
she wants a man who'll never yell or be angry with her
she wants a man who'll read her stories at night in bed
she wants to feel safe in his arms and free of responsibility
she has no preconceived notions of how to share affection
she believes in doing what feels natural without inhibitions
she's not on this forum because she doesn't care what you people have to say
she's probably in a mental institution dreaming of the day that we'll meet

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I don't know why I'm laughing,
I'm more than half-serious!
that's my dream woman!