STRANGE FUNERAL (11)
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... curious ...which breed could it be.... to be aware
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Aswina: ... curious ...which breed could it be.... to be aware
Not sure but they would be popular
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patmac: A man was leavung a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching a nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit-bull on a leash.
Behind him was a queue of about 200 men walking in single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity and he respectfullyapproached the man walking the dog.
I am sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many walking in single file."
"Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied, "Well, the first hearse is for my wife."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
"Well who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My Mother-In-Law, she was trying to save my wife when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and silent moment passed between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Join the queue"
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit-bull on a leash.
Behind him was a queue of about 200 men walking in single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity and he respectfullyapproached the man walking the dog.
I am sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many walking in single file."
"Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied, "Well, the first hearse is for my wife."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
"Well who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My Mother-In-Law, she was trying to save my wife when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and silent moment passed between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Join the queue"
Great joke..
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what about bribe them with sausage ... I mean dogs, of course
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Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit-bull on a leash.
Behind him was a queue of about 200 men walking in single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity and he respectfullyapproached the man walking the dog.
I am sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many walking in single file."
"Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied, "Well, the first hearse is for my wife."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
"Well who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My Mother-In-Law, she was trying to save my wife when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and silent moment passed between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Join the queue"