DON'T LOOK .... (23)
EagleWoman: at me .....
A few years ago, my daughter (in her early 20's) was sharing with me something she'd "got up to" and I was just standing there not saying a word, just looking at her ... my face must have been a picture because suddenly she stopped her story and said:
"Ohhhhh Mum!! Stop LOOKING at me with THAT tone of voice"
hahahaha! We both then started peeing ourselves laughing. (She was obviously familiar with the tone of voice that went with the look)
Do you have funny memories of something that was said that shouldn't have made sense but made more sense than a proper expression?
A few years ago, my daughter (in her early 20's) was sharing with me something she'd "got up to" and I was just standing there not saying a word, just looking at her ... my face must have been a picture because suddenly she stopped her story and said:
"Ohhhhh Mum!! Stop LOOKING at me with THAT tone of voice"
hahahaha! We both then started peeing ourselves laughing. (She was obviously familiar with the tone of voice that went with the look)
Do you have funny memories of something that was said that shouldn't have made sense but made more sense than a proper expression?
My Mum used to say 'Come here till I kill you'
That would really make me go to her..........not
Generally she had a frying pan or a shoe in her hand at the same time 
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vinny1967: My Mum used to say 'Come here till I kill you'
That would really make me go to her..........not Generally she had a frying pan or a shoe in her hand at the same time
That would really make me go to her..........not Generally she had a frying pan or a shoe in her hand at the same time
I used to say to my daughter when she was a teenager:
"if you're ever in trouble call me!! Even if you're doing something you shouldn't be doing call me!! I'll come and get you home safely ... THEN I'll kill you!!!!!"
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Well I don't have those problems anymore . Now that I'm housbroken my little dog lets me sleep inside . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .You don't know what a pain it is sleeping out in the rain . . . . .
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Frankinstien: Well I don't have those problems anymore . Now that I'm housbroken my little dog lets me sleep inside . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .You don't know what a pain it is sleeping out in the rain . . . . .
Yes I do!!! Both bedrooms' roof leak in my house!!! And in the mountains, when it rains ... it rains!!!
Where's the umbrella emot?
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EagleWoman: Yes I do!!! Both bedrooms' roof leak in my house!!! And in the mountains, when it rains ... it rains!!!
Where's the umbrella emot?
That doesn't work . I tried telling my dog that it was the roof leaking, but she knew I was lieing anyway . . . . .Where's the umbrella emot?
. . . .. then I would just be in more trouble . . . . . . . .Well at least I don't have ticks .------ This thread is Archived ------
My mother...
...in response to me forgetting to ring home when I'd arrived at a friends house to let her know I was safe: "I know you are coming home dead in a ditch!"
...in response to reading my very low blood pressure on some home medical kit: "You are dead."
...in reponse to my daughter's Welsh accent: "She is not knowing the Queen's English!"
...in response to me forgetting to ring home when I'd arrived at a friends house to let her know I was safe: "I know you are coming home dead in a ditch!"
...in response to reading my very low blood pressure on some home medical kit: "You are dead."
...in reponse to my daughter's Welsh accent: "She is not knowing the Queen's English!"
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Oya all my girls say I have a certain look when Im po'ed...they call it "Mom eyes"...they say it tramatized them for life 
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It may not be funny but too many people tell me "You are just like your Dad". Being a jack of all trades, I take that as a great compliment aas my Dad is a very good man
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You're in control peepee. 
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jac379: My mother...
...in response to me forgetting to ring home when I'd arrived at a friends house to let her know I was safe: ...in response to reading my very low blood pressure on some home medical kit:
...in reponse to my daughter's Welsh accent:
...in response to me forgetting to ring home when I'd arrived at a friends house to let her know I was safe: ...in response to reading my very low blood pressure on some home medical kit:
...in reponse to my daughter's Welsh accent:
"I know you are coming home dead in a ditch!"
"You are dead."
"She is not knowing the Queen's English!"
You gotta love Mums!!!!
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venusenvy: Oya all my girls say I have a certain look when Im po'ed...they call it "Mom eyes"...they say it tramatized them for life
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Wineman42: It may not be funny but too many people tell me "You are just like your Dad". Being a jack of all trades, I take that as a great compliment aas my Dad is a very good man
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BB_snickers: You're in control peepee.
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"If you fall off that wall and break your two legs, don't come running to me"
"Would you look at that dirt behind your ear"
"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner"
While asleep on the couch: "Wake up, it's bedtime"
"Would you look at that dirt behind your ear"
"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner"
While asleep on the couch: "Wake up, it's bedtime"
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I like your artwork.
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70Libra: "If you fall off that wall and break your two legs, don't come running to me"
"Would you look at that dirt behind your ear"
"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner"
While asleep on the couch: "Wake up, it's bedtime"
"Would you look at that dirt behind your ear"
"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner"
While asleep on the couch: "Wake up, it's bedtime"
hahahaha!!! Classics!!!!
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RayfromUSA: I like your artwork.
thank you if you mean you like my paintings
or was that something your mum or someone used to say to you
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EagleWoman: at me .....
A few years ago, my daughter (in her early 20's) was sharing with me something she'd "got up to" and I was just standing there not saying a word, just looking at her ... my face must have been a picture because suddenly she stopped her story and said:
"Ohhhhh Mum!! Stop LOOKING at me with THAT tone of voice"
hahahaha! We both then started peeing ourselves laughing. (She was obviously familiar with the tone of voice that went with the look)
Do you have funny memories of something that was said that shouldn't have made sense but made more sense than a proper expression?
A few years ago, my daughter (in her early 20's) was sharing with me something she'd "got up to" and I was just standing there not saying a word, just looking at her ... my face must have been a picture because suddenly she stopped her story and said:
"Ohhhhh Mum!! Stop LOOKING at me with THAT tone of voice"
hahahaha! We both then started peeing ourselves laughing. (She was obviously familiar with the tone of voice that went with the look)
Do you have funny memories of something that was said that shouldn't have made sense but made more sense than a proper expression?
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EagleWoman: thank you if you mean you like my paintings
or was that something your mum or someone used to say to you
or was that something your mum or someone used to say to you
Yes I meant your paintings. But I wasn't sure if they were made paintings or pastels or colored pencils or what, so I just used the generic term artwork.
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A few years ago, my daughter (in her early 20's) was sharing with me something she'd "got up to" and I was just standing there not saying a word, just looking at her ... my face must have been a picture because suddenly she stopped her story and said:
"Ohhhhh Mum!! Stop LOOKING at me with THAT tone of voice"
hahahaha! We both then started peeing ourselves laughing. (She was obviously familiar with the tone of voice that went with the look)
Do you have funny memories of something that was said that shouldn't have made sense but made more sense than a proper expression?