1960 hits re-named ( Archived) (6)

Apr 24, 2011 8:10 AM CST 1960 hits re-named
stringman
stringmanstringmanwallaceburg, Ontario Canada649 Threads 1 Polls 7,049 Posts
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday.

















They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash









Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker






Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends






The Bee Gees ---
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?






Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
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Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now






Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver






The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom







Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair






Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping






The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone







Abba---
Denture Queen
"You haven't seen my teeth, have you, Wilma?





Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall



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Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore






Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To






And Last, but NOT least:

Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again
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Apr 24, 2011 9:19 AM CST 1960 hits re-named
solitare
solitaresolitareBariloche, Rio Negro Argentina40 Threads 4,041 Posts
The Jarmels......A Little Bit Of Poly Grip

Tofu Pie....Skip & Flip

Wake Up Ol' Susie (it's time for your medicine) Everly Brothers

Ex-Lax Time!......The Jamies

The Great Bedpan.....The Platters

Arthritis All Over....The Dave Clark 5

You've Got Dementia.....Lloyd Price

Euthanasia Dreamin'......Mamas & The Papas

The Tumor Keeps Right On A Hurtin....Jonny Tillotson

Anorexia Anna.....Larry Williams

I Got My Walker......Cher

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Apr 24, 2011 12:54 PM CST 1960 hits re-named
solitare
solitaresolitareBariloche, Rio Negro Argentina40 Threads 4,041 Posts
The Fifth Dimension will be recording again as The Fifth Dementia and next year the old Rolling Stones will change their name to The Rolling Crohnes...exclusive from WKRAZY Radio...
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Apr 25, 2011 7:22 PM CST 1960 hits re-named
lonelywoman55
lonelywoman55lonelywoman55scranton, Pennsylvania USA3 Threads 3,618 Posts
No I havent seen your teethrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Hi Im wilma yes that is my name.
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Apr 25, 2011 7:36 PM CST 1960 hits re-named
Lonely1
Lonely1Lonely1Ottawa, Ontario Canada76 Threads 21 Polls 1,858 Posts
B/Marley:

- Sun Is Shinning, but I can't see it.
- One Drop, hip pop.
- Is This Heaven?
- Stir it up (effect of Alzheimers) barf
- So Much struggle..getting out of bed.
- Legs and tummy United.
- Three dozen pills.
- Shake Down Party, legs, hip, teeth...
- Roots, Rock, Reggae...I used to rember those days.
sigh
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Apr 25, 2011 10:51 PM CST 1960 hits re-named
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
Beatle's."I saw her standing there" or was it there, hell I can't remember.

"Can't buy me love" I lost my credit card.

"I'am fixing a hole" to hell with it I can't climb the ladder.

"Yesterday" yester47yearsago.

"I want to hold your walker"

"This Boy" This senior citezen.

" Eight days a week" Eight days my knees are weak.
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