I just had a chilling thought ( Archived) (15)

Jun 10, 2011 6:43 PM CST I just had a chilling thought
Maybe all these 20 something gorgeous women who say I'm so handsome and they can't wait to hear back from me are real and I have been selfishly ignoring them and deleting their emails. I mean so what if they are willing to accept a man from 45 to 98 years old but want to have kids one day. Who am I to judge them for looking like a fashion model from Paris but live in the mountains of Eastern Kentucky. Maybe they saved up their pennies working at the general store to buy all those clothes. I wonder how many beautiful women I let slip through my grubby fingers who wanted to marry me and treat me like a king as we went through life together?
They were probably so distraught that I didn't answer them that they cancelled their account when they didn't get a response from me and even deleted their emails.
How could I be so dumb? doh
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Jun 10, 2011 6:47 PM CST I just had a chilling thought
Olsojente
OlsojenteOlsojenteOslo/Zadar, Oslo Norway51 Threads 5 Polls 5,070 Posts
The next one... go for it!!! thumbs up
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Jun 10, 2011 7:41 PM CST I just had a chilling thought
I usually drop them a little note asking them some little details about their town and POOF they vanish like the Cheshire Cat, Only the memory of their smile remains.
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Jun 10, 2011 7:51 PM CST I just had a chilling thought
Buffy327
Buffy327Buffy327Somewhere, Georgia USA5 Threads 1,527 Posts
Don't Ya just love em....Well, my favorite thing is they post a catalog pic of a blonde, but id themselves as 5'3 Native American...OH OH and want a woman that will always stand by their man and be there for them if something in life comes up....Right, like when u mail u need some money to get to me....Hold U breath Turkey's. They certainly lack imagination.wave wave wave
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Jun 10, 2011 8:01 PM CST I just had a chilling thought
YourAthena
YourAthenaYourAthenaHolcombe, Wisconsin USA35 Posts
hahaha, sounds like the emails I've been getting from guys whose profile pictures are clearly stolen from magazine ads. rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 10, 2011 8:04 PM CST I just had a chilling thought
menu2
menu2menu2Near Galveston Island, Texas USA2,106 Posts
theard title------ 'I just had a chilling thought'

ooby. When I seen the title of your theard I thought you had a chilling thought of fartingdoh ....just kidding.

laugh cheers
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Jun 10, 2011 8:07 PM CST I just had a chilling thought
menu2: theard title------ 'I just had a chilling thought'

ooby. When I seen the title of your theard I thought you had a chilling thought of farting ....just kidding.
Well, You mat remember my thread a while back about a recipe for bean soup? Let me tell ya,
It works!laugh
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Jun 10, 2011 8:09 PM CST I just had a chilling thought
ooby_dooby: Well, You mat MAY remember my thread a while back about a recipe for bean soup? Let me tell ya,
It works!

Somebody keeps re-arranging the keys on my keyboard when I'm not looking.very mad
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Jun 10, 2011 8:10 PM CST I just had a chilling thought
menu2
menu2menu2Near Galveston Island, Texas USA2,106 Posts
ooby_dooby: Well, You mat remember my thread a while back about a recipe for bean soup? Let me tell ya,
It works!


Definitely do remember. uuuuuuuummmpuuuuffffff
laugh cheers
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Jun 10, 2011 8:14 PM CST I just had a chilling thought
menu2
menu2menu2Near Galveston Island, Texas USA2,106 Posts
ooby_dooby: Somebody keeps re-arranging the keys on my keyboard when I'm not looking.
Take the keys outta your pocket.laugh rolling on the floor laughing and don't play pocket pool while typing.laugh
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Jun 10, 2011 8:24 PM CST I just had a chilling thought
angelino911
angelino911angelino911Los Angeles, California USA26 Posts
Go for a Thai Bar Girl. They are cheap! They will do whatever to come to the West.
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Jun 10, 2011 8:36 PM CST I just had a chilling thought
bohemianjack
bohemianjackbohemianjackEast Central, Minnesota USA6 Threads 2 Polls 2,701 Posts
Buffy327: Don't Ya just love em....Well, my favorite thing is they post a catalog pic of a blonde, but id themselves as 5'3 Native American...OH OH and want a woman that will always stand by their man and be there for them if something in life comes up....Right, like when u mail u need some money to get to me....Hold U breath Turkey's. They certainly lack imagination.


Almost all looking for a 'god fearing' man rolling on the floor laughing

Have you seen my reply? grin

wine



"There's many a man has more hair than wit." ~William Shakespeare
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Jun 10, 2011 8:36 PM CST I just had a chilling thought
Dreamyone
DreamyoneDreamyoneRaleigh, North Carolina USA4 Threads 1 Polls 913 Posts
angelino911: Go for a Thai Bar Girl. They are cheap! They will do whatever to come to the West.

wow moping roll eyes shock jaw drop tmi
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Jun 12, 2011 5:59 PM CST I just had a chilling thought
thebugisback
thebugisbackthebugisbackEverett, Washington USA1 Threads 49 Posts
ooby_dooby: They were probably so distraught that I didn't answer them that they cancelled their account when they didn't get a response from me and even deleted their emails.
How could I be so dumb?


You vicious brute. Imagine what you have done to their fragile egos. Now they are doomed to become old maids.
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Jun 12, 2011 6:03 PM CST I just had a chilling thought
tallman51
tallman51tallman51Limerick, Ireland9 Threads 1 Polls 3,327 Posts
I have just had a chilling thought too !!!

Will someone plaese let me out of the deep freeze ???


help help help



laugh
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