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This happened years ago. I sold an old computer to an old man.
We spoke on the phone, and because he had no car he bought my computer without seeing it, and I delivered it to him.
He told me in the phone when he inquired that he had an 17" monitor that died. When I arrived at his place I only found an 14" one.
He said, he measured it - but he included the outer frame also.
I set up the machine and turned it on. Our conversation went like this:
Old man: Where is the dart game?
Me: There is no dart game on this machine.
Old man: So what game does it have?.
Me: The standard windows (98SE) games.
I started showing him OpenOffice.org that I installed on the computer.
Me: You can write letters with this.
Old man: Why should I write letters now when I never wrote one in my life?
Next morning he phoned that the computer didn't work. He threatened that he would call the police. A friend went to check it out. It turned out that it worked, except that the old man could not find his dart game on it.
By the time my friend returned home he phoned again. There was another computer problem. He was trying to play Solitaire and the cards kept flying back to the pack. My friend could no longer handle it and pulled the phone plug out of the wall socket.
Soon after I arrived home from work he phoned again.
Old man: There is a problem with the computer. I cannot shut it down.
Me: What happened?
Old man: There is a message that "The application performed an illegal operation". I called the police, and they told me to take it to a shop or call you.
Me: Who did you call?!?!, I asked thinking I might have misunderstood what he said.
Old man: The police.
Me: Why? They don't fix computers...
Old man: But it said, "illegal operation", and to me it is a police matter.
I could hardly wait to put the phone down. I couldn't contain my laughter...