The upcoming Census ...... (146)
CherryDesiresBathurst, New South Wales Australia58 PostsI am much closer to four foot.
CherryDesires: I am much closer to four foot.
nup was'nt you then 
Lookin4missright: nup was'nt you then
So now there is no man out there lusting for my return?
CherryDesires: So now there is no man out there lusting for my return?
dont be sad, u would be long enough laying on a bed 
Just got mail
31yr old from victoria queensland.
must live on border
Yeah well done and dusted. But for a form that is promoted for improving our community and district. I still do not see how religion, Work questions, and income are going to affect my community resources.
Unless your going to tell me if the census proves your community falls into a certain decile rating we will get or lose certain priveliges. Like Flash street lighting or sub standard street lighting.
If so I'm organising a protest now.
Unless your going to tell me if the census proves your community falls into a certain decile rating we will get or lose certain priveliges. Like Flash street lighting or sub standard street lighting.
If so I'm organising a protest now.
Lookin4missright: dont be sad, u would be long enough laying on a bed
Just got mail
31yr old from victoria queensland.
must live on border
Just got mail
31yr old from victoria queensland.
must live on border
I wasn't sad. I still have Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Bashful and not to forget Grumpy.
dragondog4: Yeah well done and dusted. But for a form that is promoted for improving our community and district. I still do not see how religion, Work questions, and income are going to affect my community resources.
Unless your going to tell me if the census proves your community falls into a certain decile rating we will get or lose certain priveliges. Like Flash street lighting or sub standard street lighting.
If so I'm organising a protest now.
Thank you Mr DD bit later yeh Unless your going to tell me if the census proves your community falls into a certain decile rating we will get or lose certain priveliges. Like Flash street lighting or sub standard street lighting.
If so I'm organising a protest now.
trying to chat up chicks here 
CherryDesires: I wasn't sad. I still have Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Bashful and not to forget Grumpy.
thought i was dopey? Which one am i?It depends on how Happy you are to see me
done and dusted - no different to any other forms I had to fill out - actually filling out the mortgage application was a great deal harder and more personal than that form.
_PrOwLeR: I loathe the idea of BiG Brother Yet again poking their BunGlinG SnouTs into MY life .... Where is our protection under the privacy LaWs ?? ....
Whats your views on telling Ms Gillard and her LooNeYs about yaself ....
Whats your views on telling Ms Gillard and her LooNeYs about yaself ....
We are suppose to be the lucky free country what the !!!
Hate being dicktated to the sign says! 
Definitely easier than the tax office form 
Hate doing that thing - just thinking about it makes me wanna
Hate doing that thing - just thinking about it makes me wanna
tonyxf: I have 2 houses what should I do, anyone know?
Yeah but Census night is over so not much help. On census night you could have done half the form in one house and the other half in the other house saying that you are only half there.
That don't sound right 
aussielegend41: "What are you here for mate?"murder..ohhh ok
How bout you? I didn't fill out my census form.
How bout you? I didn't fill out my census form.
See they can't even get the system right in the jails
Lookin4missright: Been a while shell
If she hits on me & neighbors are not about
I'll bang her Census
get it? census...... sensless
only jokin
If she hits on me & neighbors are not about
I'll bang her Census
get it? census...... sensless
only jokin
Good one lookin, enjoy at least you might get something out of sensus night whoohoo!
curly28: Good one lookin, enjoy at least you might get something out of sensus night whoohoo!
i definatly wont be writing that in form 
Lookin4missright: i definatly wont be writing that in form
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh mums the word
<<<< census lady lookin 
sorry was funny curly28: Shhhhhhhhhhhhh mums the word <<<< census lady lookin sorry was funny
more like census woman >>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<CherryDesires said she was delivering forms in melb.
Think she set me up
curly28: Shhhhhhhhhhhhh mums the word <<<< census lady lookin sorry was funny
More like great great great grand mum
Hope wonder woman swoops in & saves me
Shell225: well I did my census ... I dont have a problem with it. We had loads of fun and a few laughs.
I went and visited a friend in the afternoon, and said I was staying at their house, so that they had to put me on their census form they told me to frek orf..
Best laugh was the question about what were you doing at work last week.... for Shortie I wrote cleaning.. Short was not impressed, and keeps telling me the job title is Crew Member... but every time I see her she's cleaning So now in 99 years time, Short will be made public as a cleaner ...
I went and visited a friend in the afternoon, and said I was staying at their house, so that they had to put me on their census form they told me to frek orf..
Best laugh was the question about what were you doing at work last week.... for Shortie I wrote cleaning.. Short was not impressed, and keeps telling me the job title is Crew Member... but every time I see her she's cleaning So now in 99 years time, Short will be made public as a cleaner ...
Funny as...good on you Shell - you are worth bottling!
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