Indian wants coffee (11)
Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding off into the sunset after another round of beatin on the bad guys when all of a sudden Tonto stops his horse, gets off and puts his ear to the ground.
Lone Ranger asks "Whats wrong?"
Tonto replies "Hmm buffalo come"
Lone Ranger says "You can hear them?"
Tonto stands up and says "No, face sticky..."
Lone Ranger asks "Whats wrong?"
Tonto replies "Hmm buffalo come"
Lone Ranger says "You can hear them?"
Tonto stands up and says "No, face sticky..."
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we dont have such an animaal
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DjWabbet: Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding off into the sunset after another round of beatin on the bad guys when all of a sudden Tonto stops his horse, gets off and puts his ear to the ground.
Lone Ranger asks "Whats wrong?"
Tonto replies "Hmm buffalo come"
Lone Ranger says "You can hear them?"
Tonto stands up and says "No, face sticky..."
Lone Ranger asks "Whats wrong?"
Tonto replies "Hmm buffalo come"
Lone Ranger says "You can hear them?"
Tonto stands up and says "No, face sticky..."
Wabbet
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mickybwoy: we dont have such an animaal
yes you do it's called politians evil
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mickybwoy: we dont have such an animaal
yes you do it's called politians evil
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i dunt eat beef i Like nuts
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I am an Indian but I love that one!! Thanks!
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Doesn't make sense. 
A true indian or native american would never waist an animal like that.
They would use every part and have a tribal dance ritual to help the animal souls journey to the afterworld.
Sounds more like a white man
A true indian or native american would never waist an animal like that.
They would use every part and have a tribal dance ritual to help the animal souls journey to the afterworld.
Sounds more like a white man
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Sterling_Wollops: Doesn't make sense.
A true indian or native american would never waist an animal like that.
They would use every part and have a tribal dance ritual to help the animal souls journey to the afterworld.
Sounds more like a white man
is that why they ran hundreds of Buffalo over a Cliff at a time?A true indian or native american would never waist an animal like that.
They would use every part and have a tribal dance ritual to help the animal souls journey to the afterworld.
Sounds more like a white man
According to historian Pekka Hämäläinen, Native Americans also contributed to the collapse of the bison. By the 1830s the Comanche and their allies on the southern plains were killing about 280,000 bison a year, which was near the limit of sustainability for that region. Firearms and horses, along with a growing export market for buffalo robes and bison meat had resulted in larger and larger numbers of bison killed each year. A long and intense drought hit the southern plains in 1845, lasting into the 1860s, which caused a widespread collapse of the bison herds. In the 1860s, the rains returned and the bison herds recovered to a degree.
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Conrad73: is that why they ran hundreds of Buffalo over a Cliff at a time? According to historian Pekka Hämäläinen, Native Americans also contributed to the collapse of the bison. By the 1830s the Comanche and their allies on the southern plains were killing about 280,000 bison a year, which was near the limit of sustainability for that region. Firearms and horses, along with a growing export market for buffalo robes and bison meat had resulted in larger and larger numbers of bison killed each year. A long and intense drought hit the southern plains in 1845, lasting into the 1860s, which caused a widespread collapse of the bison herds. In the 1860s, the rains returned and the bison herds recovered to a degree.
Wiki reference written by white historians no doubt
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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and the other
Hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
Another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
The waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says,
"Training for position in United States Congress.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up,disappear for rest of day."