I’m always up for a laugh with profiles. (49)
I found that last time i was here on the dating sights, I could not even get a date, so I thought to my self "Iqm being to fussy" so I went and met up with a few (4) men over three years and found them false, for eg their pics on their profiles were at least 10 yrs old or they were not at all the gentlemen they stated to be or one guy loved horse and it was his life, he lived on a farm,
so off I went to catch up with him, when I saw the state of his once beutiful home (the clutter was so un-hyginic), dogs on chains that were rarely let of to run the ground was so worn down and the amount of droppings, ewww. the horses were worm and lice infested with bad feet, there were dead sheep and goats thrown (dumped) into a dry dam .
After viewing this with horror, I rang the r.s.p.c.a. crying
I just cant get a date with a man that is real, I am sure that they are out there,men that meet me on and off this sight in the past have said that i am a plesant surprize,I think thats a coplement.
so off I went to catch up with him, when I saw the state of his once beutiful home (the clutter was so un-hyginic), dogs on chains that were rarely let of to run the ground was so worn down and the amount of droppings, ewww. the horses were worm and lice infested with bad feet, there were dead sheep and goats thrown (dumped) into a dry dam .
After viewing this with horror, I rang the r.s.p.c.a. crying
I just cant get a date with a man that is real, I am sure that they are out there,men that meet me on and off this sight in the past have said that i am a plesant surprize,I think thats a coplement.
It's great to have the warm fuzzy feeling of being wanted.
Even if I can't share myself with everyone including yourself Ajax, i'm sure a scouring pad will come along to froth up your agent.
Even if I can't share myself with everyone including yourself Ajax, i'm sure a scouring pad will come along to froth up your agent.
sorry for the lack of spelling 
stylishcowgirl: I found that last time i was here on the dating sights, I could not even get a date, so I thought to my self "Iqm being to fussy" so I went and met up with a few (4) men over three years and found them false, for eg their pics on their profiles were at least 10 yrs old or they were not at all the gentlemen they stated to be or one guy loved horse and it was his life, he lived on a farm,
so off I went to catch up with him, when I saw the state of his once beutiful home (the clutter was so un-hyginic), dogs on chains that were rarely let of to run the ground was so worn down and the amount of droppings, ewww. the horses were worm and lice infested with bad feet, there were dead sheep and goats thrown (dumped) into a dry dam .
After viewing this with horror, I rang the r.s.p.c.a. crying
I just cant get a date with a man that is real, I am sure that they are out there,men that meet me on and off this sight in the past have said that i am a plesant surprize,I think thats a coplement.
maybe try riding side saddle?so off I went to catch up with him, when I saw the state of his once beutiful home (the clutter was so un-hyginic), dogs on chains that were rarely let of to run the ground was so worn down and the amount of droppings, ewww. the horses were worm and lice infested with bad feet, there were dead sheep and goats thrown (dumped) into a dry dam .
After viewing this with horror, I rang the r.s.p.c.a. crying
I just cant get a date with a man that is real, I am sure that they are out there,men that meet me on and off this sight in the past have said that i am a plesant surprize,I think thats a coplement.
daggyone: I changed my profile to the one Shell did for me, it's not so boring and is designed to get a laugh rather than my serious stuff as that just wasn't working for me. Also a ladies perspective on what they like in a profile is a deffinate advantage as what do us men know?
have you had an hits yet??
Whats dating???
Shell225: Whats dating???
a rear entry.
BigBadWoolf: a rear entry.
stylishcowgirl: I found that last time i was here on the dating sights, I could not even get a date, so I thought to my self "Iqm being to fussy" so I went and met up with a few (4) men over three years and found them false, for eg their pics on their profiles were at least 10 yrs old or they were not at all the gentlemen they stated to be or one guy loved horse and it was his life, he lived on a farm,
so off I went to catch up with him, when I saw the state of his once beutiful home (the clutter was so un-hyginic), dogs on chains that were rarely let of to run the ground was so worn down and the amount of droppings, ewww. the horses were worm and lice infested with bad feet, there were dead sheep and goats thrown (dumped) into a dry dam .
After viewing this with horror, I rang the r.s.p.c.a. crying
I just cant get a date with a man that is real, I am sure that they are out there,men that meet me on and off this sight in the past have said that i am a plesant surprize,I think thats a coplement.
so off I went to catch up with him, when I saw the state of his once beutiful home (the clutter was so un-hyginic), dogs on chains that were rarely let of to run the ground was so worn down and the amount of droppings, ewww. the horses were worm and lice infested with bad feet, there were dead sheep and goats thrown (dumped) into a dry dam .
After viewing this with horror, I rang the r.s.p.c.a. crying
I just cant get a date with a man that is real, I am sure that they are out there,men that meet me on and off this sight in the past have said that i am a plesant surprize,I think thats a coplement.
Good for you I really hope the RSPCA did something about it.
AgentAjax: BuT ThIS AInT FUNnY!!!!! \
You say hello to woman who meets the criteria according to her profile and then she changes it half way thorough a coffee.
So, dear members tell us about your experiences.
You say hello to woman who meets the criteria according to her profile and then she changes it half way thorough a coffee.
So, dear members tell us about your experiences.
LOL I don't even get as far as having a coffee with most who contact me, they obviously don't read my profile properly because we have NOTHING in common.
Then you get the ones who email and ask questions, get answers, graduate to messenger and WOW, they ask all the same questions that have been answered in the last email that was sent to them, Total Turn off!!!! I don't like having to repeat myself especially when the info is in my profile AND they have been told in an email.
SleepingSingle: LOL I don't even get as far as having a coffee with most who contact me, they obviously don't read my profile properly because we have NOTHING in common.
Then you get the ones who email and ask questions, get answers, graduate to messenger and WOW, they ask all the same questions that have been answered in the last email that was sent to them, Total Turn off!!!! I don't like having to repeat myself especially when the info is in my profile AND they have been told in an email.
Usually a scammer, they can't string 2 sentences together and just copy and paste a stolen profile back into their reply to you, it's like, hang on, haven't I heard this beforeThen you get the ones who email and ask questions, get answers, graduate to messenger and WOW, they ask all the same questions that have been answered in the last email that was sent to them, Total Turn off!!!! I don't like having to repeat myself especially when the info is in my profile AND they have been told in an email.
Shell225: have you had an hits yet??
yes
daggyone: yes
WHOO HOO !!!! WHA WHA WHA!!!!Its cause I said you walked on water wasnt it...
AgentAjax: I find it opposite. I find people are much bigger behind a keyboard and their life is fantastic, while in real life they loose the imagination and creativity.
Yep I always wanted to sign in as Zorro, but it was taken.Shell225: WHOO HOO !!!! WHA WHA WHA!!!!
Its cause I said you walked on water wasnt it...
Maybe it's cos' you made me out to sound like a god, bit like that Gweedo Haxis dude that does the gotcha calls on the radio.Its cause I said you walked on water wasnt it...
Merriweather: Good evening Mr Obscuritan...
Hope you had a lovely day today... Howz the eyes coming along..?
Hope you had a lovely day today... Howz the eyes coming along..?
Had a wonderful day Ms Merriweather thank you and my eye is feeling good and seeing very well.
Now that's the second time you've called me "Mr Obscuritan". Let's notbe so formal eh. Call me Obs, call me Obby or anything you like.
daggyone: Maybe it's cos' you made me out to sound like a god, bit like that Gweedo Haxis dude that does the gotcha calls on the radio.
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Obscuritan: Had a wonderful day Ms Merriweather thank you and my eye is feeling good and seeing very well.
Now that's the second time you've called me "Mr Obscuritan". Let's notbe so formal eh. Call me Obs, call me Obby or anything you like.
Now that's the second time you've called me "Mr Obscuritan". Let's notbe so formal eh. Call me Obs, call me Obby or anything you like.
Hi ah....
Glad to hear your eyes are fine... I always think of curtains when I see your profile name... Howz that ... Curtains..? fits with the eyes dont it...
I found that some guys took at least 10yrs off thier age...remember we aint spring chickens to start with so a couple were downright rickerty 
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Hellloooooo AA
You can have Daggy, but the hair is mine... right..!!