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Jan 16, 2012 5:01 AM CST Proverbs!
jovisst
jovisstjovisstLjusdal, Gavleborg Sweden84 Threads 22 Polls 709 Posts
Your life is what happens to you when you plan it!
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Jan 16, 2012 12:54 PM CST Proverbs!
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
jovisst: Your life is what happens to you when you plan it!


A student once asked his teacher,

"Master, what is enlightenment?"

The master replied,

"When hungry, eat. When tired, sleep."
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Jan 16, 2012 12:56 PM CST Proverbs!
Aswina
AswinaAswinaNitra, Slovakia2 Threads 1,373 Posts
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
smoking
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Jan 16, 2012 1:02 PM CST Proverbs!
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
Rudeness is the weak person's imitation of strength.



tongue tongue
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Jan 16, 2012 1:10 PM CST Proverbs!
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA527 Threads 2 Polls 4,775 Posts
Yes, I am nice.

No, that doesn't mean you can walk all over me.


HLteddybear
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Jan 16, 2012 1:15 PM CST Proverbs!
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA527 Threads 2 Polls 4,775 Posts
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convienience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." Martin Luther King
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Jan 16, 2012 2:00 PM CST Proverbs!
johnaustin123
johnaustin123johnaustin123Eastlake, Ohio USA76 Threads 16 Polls 4,330 Posts
John Lennon:

"It's fear of the unknown. The unknown is what it is. And to be frightened of it is what sends everybody scurrying around chasing dreams, illusions, wars, peace, love, hate, all that--it's all illusion. Unknown is what it is. Accept that it's unknown and it's plain sailing. Everything is unknown--then you're ahead of the game. That's what it is. Right?

John Lennon Proverbs:

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Jan 16, 2012 2:31 PM CST Proverbs!
Aswina
AswinaAswinaNitra, Slovakia2 Threads 1,373 Posts
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
flirty
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Jan 16, 2012 2:41 PM CST Proverbs!
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
Aswina: I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

I don't understand that one-
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Jan 16, 2012 3:47 PM CST Proverbs!
Aswina
AswinaAswinaNitra, Slovakia2 Threads 1,373 Posts
tomcatwarne: I don't understand that one-

Do you know how long it took me to learn by heart so long proverb????
...who cares it is not undertsandable...nerd
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Jan 16, 2012 3:50 PM CST Proverbs!
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
tomcatwarne: I don't understand that one-


bowing.... Confucius say ..... WTF .... nerd


giggle
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Jan 16, 2012 3:57 PM CST Proverbs!
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
If at first you don't succeed






Don't try parachuting



grin cheers
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Jan 16, 2012 4:19 PM CST Proverbs!
Sunnydaze14
Sunnydaze14Sunnydaze14Dublin, Ireland105 Threads 3 Polls 2,870 Posts
Is minic a ghearr teanga
duine a scornach.

In English:
It is often that a person's tongue
cut his throat.
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Jan 16, 2012 4:21 PM CST Proverbs!
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
And, above all-
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – lager in one hand, bacon butty in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

grin cheers
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Jan 16, 2012 4:23 PM CST Proverbs!
Sunnydaze14
Sunnydaze14Sunnydaze14Dublin, Ireland105 Threads 3 Polls 2,870 Posts
patmac: And, above all-
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – lager in one hand, bacon butty in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"


Not if you don't like bacon grin cheers
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Jan 16, 2012 4:27 PM CST Proverbs!
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
Sunnydaze14: Not if you don't like bacon


I note with some interest you never said Lager....wink grin cheers
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Jan 16, 2012 5:01 PM CST Proverbs!
Sunnydaze14
Sunnydaze14Sunnydaze14Dublin, Ireland105 Threads 3 Polls 2,870 Posts
patmac: I note with some interest you never said Lager....



cheers As if I would say such a thing! laugh
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Jan 16, 2012 5:13 PM CST Proverbs!
boomboom_uk
boomboom_ukboomboom_ukglasgow, Central, Scotland UK51 Threads 3,257 Posts
Never Accept the definition of LIFE from Others. It is Your life, define it by Yourself. The way You love, The way You hate, The way You sacrificed, The way You forgave... Because NO One knows about ''YOU'' better than Yourself!

So Always Believe in YOURSelf and Stay Positive! peace
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Jan 16, 2012 5:29 PM CST Proverbs!
Alice_Hooper
Alice_HooperAlice_HooperDublin, Ireland13 Threads 9,818 Posts
Marry a woman from the mountain and you'll marry the mountain hug
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Jan 16, 2012 5:47 PM CST Proverbs!
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
Sunnydaze14: I got mine back


rolling on the floor laughing

and did your voice unbreak ? ..... giggle laugh tongue
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